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The worlds worst cold....

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....anyone else suffering from it too. I feel lousy. Had one lemsip and already experiencing flatulence in the office. Any other remedies out there will be welcome...

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....anyone else suffering from it too. I feel lousy. Had one lemsip and already experiencing flatulence in the office. Any other remedies out there will be welcome...

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Grab a blanket, fart on someones head, then chuck the blanket over there head to keep the smell in..............will make you fell better for the next 5 minutes :thumbup:

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Yup...can't stop pooing, throat & nose are sore & generally a sweaty mess. :sick:

Can't afford the time off though, so I'm doing as little as possible whilst trying to look as busy as possible.

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feeble, the lot of you...

stop complaining and act like men.

yeah, i'm snuffling, but i'm at work and soldiering on.

christ, just wait til the new ice age kicks in... :rolleyes:

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i laugh in the face of colds and flu ;

"come over 'ere if ya think yer 'ard enough" ,

yep, that's me that is

You say that to all the boys don't you? :whistle::P:D

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I bet Sapplezilla and Tunch laugh in the face of colds....

However I'm far to weak to laugh, even forcing a smile is an effort, but I've soldiered on and am at work!! Which is more than can be said for my book keeper, she has a sore throat and does not want to aggravate it by venturing out in the cold!!!! <_<

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I've had a cold for 30 years or more and judging by the dribble currently emanating from my nose the undertaker will be wiping it whenever I leave this place for a warmer place in hell.

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I've had a cold for 30 years or more and judging by the dribble currently emanating from my nose the undertaker will be wiping it whenever I leave this place for a warmer place in hell.

this is, actually, true.... never has a man sneezed so much.

tho, there is something genuinely funny about seeing a grown man swearing at a cold and telling it to 'go away'... :giggle:

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I've had a cold for 30 years or more and judging by the dribble currently emanating from my nose the undertaker will be wiping it whenever I leave this place for a warmer place in hell.

Not right now though davie, we need the match highlights every week :thumbup:

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Not contracted this yet, though I have a couple of people off work with it and had to come in earlier than usual. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

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I calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Zingari , I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later I calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house."

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Everyone at work and at home has had this bug, i'm the only one to escape.

I think I'm superhuman, I should probably donate myself to medical science for testing or something.

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Everyone one at work and at home has had this bug, i'm the only one to escape.

I think I'm superhuman, I should probably donate myself to medical science for testing or something.

It's because you're a coont. Coonts don't get cold.

:D

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