OriginalRobboFOX Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 ....anyone else suffering from it too. I feel lousy. Had one lemsip and already experiencing flatulence in the office. Any other remedies out there will be welcome...
Zingari Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 go for a swim in abbey park boating lake i've heard it has miraculous healing powers
Durnerz Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I have it too, croaky throat, sound like a pre-pubescent teen. My advice Robbo is cork your arse and grab the tissues
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 ....anyone else suffering from it too. I feel lousy. Had one lemsip and already experiencing flatulence in the office. Any other remedies out there will be welcome... Grab a blanket, fart on someones head, then chuck the blanket over there head to keep the smell in..............will make you fell better for the next 5 minutes
Finnegan Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 Not a cold, just feel like General Death. That has to be a comicbook villain somwhere.
Libertine Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 That has to be a comicbook villain somwhere. Not that I can find...
Jimmy2Drags Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 Yup...can't stop pooing, throat & nose are sore & generally a sweaty mess. Can't afford the time off though, so I'm doing as little as possible whilst trying to look as busy as possible.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 That has to be a comicbook villain somwhere. It probably is, here...
The People's Hero Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I feel appalling but really can't be off at the moment as we have some big stuff up for renewal. I'm considering going home though. I feel that bad.
Lillehamring Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 feeble, the lot of you... stop complaining and act like men. yeah, i'm snuffling, but i'm at work and soldiering on. christ, just wait til the new ice age kicks in...
Zingari Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 i laugh in the face of colds and flu ; "come over 'ere if ya think yer 'ard enough" , yep, that's me that is
Corky Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 i laugh in the face of colds and flu ;"come over 'ere if ya think yer 'ard enough" , yep, that's me that is You say that to all the boys don't you?
Zingari Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 You say that to all the boys don't you? well.........some
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 10 December 2008 Author Posted 10 December 2008 I bet Sapplezilla and Tunch laugh in the face of colds.... However I'm far to weak to laugh, even forcing a smile is an effort, but I've soldiered on and am at work!! Which is more than can be said for my book keeper, she has a sore throat and does not want to aggravate it by venturing out in the cold!!!! <_<
davieG Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I've had a cold for 30 years or more and judging by the dribble currently emanating from my nose the undertaker will be wiping it whenever I leave this place for a warmer place in hell.
Lillehamring Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I've had a cold for 30 years or more and judging by the dribble currently emanating from my nose the undertaker will be wiping it whenever I leave this place for a warmer place in hell. this is, actually, true.... never has a man sneezed so much. tho, there is something genuinely funny about seeing a grown man swearing at a cold and telling it to 'go away'...
Corky Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I've had a cold for 30 years or more and judging by the dribble currently emanating from my nose the undertaker will be wiping it whenever I leave this place for a warmer place in hell. Not right now though davie, we need the match highlights every week
fox123 Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 Not contracted this yet, though I have a couple of people off work with it and had to come in earlier than usual. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
Zingari Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Zingari , I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later I calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house."
dandannieldanok Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I've got a dreadful cold, should be at college right now but I've packed it in for today.
Babylon Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 Everyone at work and at home has had this bug, i'm the only one to escape. I think I'm superhuman, I should probably donate myself to medical science for testing or something.
Ric Flair Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 Everyone one at work and at home has had this bug, i'm the only one to escape. I think I'm superhuman, I should probably donate myself to medical science for testing or something. It's because you're a coont. Coonts don't get cold.
Babylon Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 It's because you're a coont. Coonts don't get cold. My sheer coontishness keeps me warm on winter nights.
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