Finnegan Posted 10 January 2009 Share Posted 10 January 2009 the voices around me tend to say " she,s laughing at you, she deserves to die, you must kill , kill kil ....." ................................but the tablets seem to have made it better.... Yourmotherislaughingatyou. Theyreallashamed. Yourgirlfriendischeating. GiveFinnersyourmoney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
act smiley Posted 10 January 2009 Share Posted 10 January 2009 Woman in front of me is the best "Come on Pearson , do something " Makes me wanna hit her with a bloody cricket bat Makes me wanna to see what her reaction would be if he heard it and suddenly started doing the robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 10 January 2009 Share Posted 10 January 2009 Has anyone ever got a cricket bat through the turnstiles? Or anything else really random? Danny Baker put this to the nation a few years ago on 606 and the best one was someone who was arrested for brandishing some celery at a game. I don't think I've ever seen any salad at a football match ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 10 January 2009 Share Posted 10 January 2009 Has anyone ever got a cricket bat through the turnstiles? Or anything else really random? Danny Baker put this to the nation a few years ago on 606 and the best one was someone who was arrested for brandishing some celery at a game. I don't think I've ever seen any salad at a football match ever. Kilworth smuggles in a cabbage in his skull every match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 10 January 2009 Share Posted 10 January 2009 Has anyone ever got a cricket bat through the turnstiles? Or anything else really random? Danny Baker put this to the nation a few years ago on 606 and the best one was someone who was arrested for brandishing some celery at a game. I don't think I've ever seen any salad at a football match ever. Chelsea fans love their celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scow Posted 10 January 2009 Share Posted 10 January 2009 S'what I did at the beginning of the season at Stockport and the chap seemed to take it well enough. He did indeed - football diplomacy at its best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 I'll be trying to take either a Duvet or sleeping bag to the next game I'm at. Extra warmth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 He did indeed - football diplomacy at its best. It was going great until someone else stuck their oar in. I totally blame...err...Levi Porter...err, no...Ken Bates....err...Ash17LCFC. Yes! That's it! It's all Ash17LCFC's fault. And beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 When we were last in the Prem and we played Arsenal at home, we were doing well and it was 0-0 after about an hour. At this point Bergkamp (I believe) goes sprinting down the left towards the Family Stand and Thatcher comes across and puts in a thunderous tackle. I quite liked Thatcher, full-blooded player, commitment of a nun, goes right through Bergkamp and puts him in the stand with the ball. So obviously I jump to my feet and yell "Well in Thatcher, brilliant tackle!" amid complete silence. I'm just at the end of this superb observation when it becomes clear that Bergkamp never made it to the stand and neither did the ball. Thatcher's lying there off the pitch looking dazed, Bergkamp is crossing the ball in and Gilberto is scoring. I'm still stood there 5 yards away from the away end looking an absolute bellend as they all go completely mental. It was a real 'Doh!' moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Boy Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 Chelsea fans love their celery. Quite funny, but I still fcuking hate Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carterfox90 Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 i have a irish guy behind me who only thing he ever shouts is ' get it out ! ' i never turn around to see what going on i dare'nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Fan Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 I was sitting in front of someone at the Hereford game who said that we should get rid of Pearson after the disappointing result against Leeds, and bring in Tony Adams! I also heard someone shouting to Pearson that he should put Hume on in the same game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubes Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUME! PLUUUUUUUUUUME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbyfox Posted 11 January 2009 Share Posted 11 January 2009 PLUUUUUUUUUUME that made me smile - it was almost as if it was only possible response when he came on for Orient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 12 January 2009 Share Posted 12 January 2009 Isnt B1 coming down the stairs..and chasing teddy bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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