Munzie Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 A credit crunch is a mid-morning snack in the Tunchev household - Fact If you re-arrange the letters T, U, N, C, H, E, V in Arabic and then translate to German you get "I'm unbeatable" - Fact The sequal to Alien V Predator will be Alien & Predator V Tunchev - Fact Tunchev doesn't sweat, her perspires - Fact
moseeds Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 Aleksandar Tunchev's sperm count is so high, it measures 11 on the richter scale.
moseeds Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 Some more astonishing Aleksandar Tunchev facts ================================ Spiders are afraid of Aleksandar Tunchev. The Berlin Wall was erected to stop Aleksandar Tunchev. The Great Wall of China was built to stop Aleksandar Tunchev. The Israeli Wall was built to stop Aleksandar Tunchev and Palestinians. On Guy Fawkes Night, Aleksandar Tunchev sets fire to himself as the effigy. Climate change only started when Aleksandar Tunchev was born. Aleksandar Tunchev has already dug his own grave, and slept in it. Aleksandar Tunchev always wants his cake, and eats it too.
Munzie Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 In Tunchev Land, one swallow does make a Summer. Round pegs & square holes - Tunchev will have them fitted in no time. The reason why football is a game of two halves - Tunchev snapped it.
AmericanScott Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 Girls only get periods because Tunchev does every girl in the world once a month. Really hard. FACT! At the Millwall game, Tunchev bent over and showed his fine ass to the crowd. My girlfriend wet herself. FACT!! Did i do this right?
Jordan Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 Eskimo languages have dozens of words for snow, but all of them have only two words for death: Aleksandar Tunchev. Aleksandar Tunchev doesn't consider a tackle to be a good one if the striker lives. According to the theory of relativity, Aleksandar Tunchev broke Liam Dickinson's legs with a tackle in Saturday's 5-0 Leicester win over Huddersfield yesterday. Football matches are only 90 minutes long because FIFA wants to limit the amount of Aleskandar Tunchev-related deaths. Superstition has it that if a black cat crosses one's path, the person will be cursed with bad luck. History proves that if Aleksandar Tunchev crosses one's path, that person will be struck with instant death.
lefox Posted 18 October 2008 Posted 18 October 2008 Tunchev survived 9/11. His apartment was on the 73rd floor. FACT
jonno24 Posted 18 October 2008 Posted 18 October 2008 Alexsandar tunchev has the best party trick in the world ..... he eats concrete..... FACT alexsandar tunchev is the man the sas come to for training..... FACT Alexsandar tunchev was the original james bond.....FACT Vin Diesel was due to play Alexsandar tunchev in a story of his life but tunchev said he was too soft so producers went for Optimus Prime..... FACT When Alexsandar tunchev breaths there is a hurricane somewhere on the other side of the world..... FACT
Filberts lovechild Posted 18 October 2008 Posted 18 October 2008 Alexsandar Tunchev can kill two stones with one bird. - FACT Alexsandar Tunchev doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. - FACT Alexsandar Tunchev can touch MC Hammer. - FACT Alexsandar Tunchev recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. - FACT Alexsandar Tunchev has two speeds: Walk and Kill. - FACT Alexsandar Tunchev was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. - FACT
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2008 Posted 18 October 2008 Aleksander Kokopops is really bored or these..... FACT!
JakeShingler Posted 21 October 2008 Posted 21 October 2008 Tunchev scores goals for Leicester - FACT! A Decent one at that.
Solihullfox Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 This guy is quality and if we have any chance of hanging on to him we need to make him feel wanted, so where's the song for him ? I suggest "We've got Alex Tunchev, we've got Alex Tunchev, we've got Alex Tunchev" as per the Dennis Bergkamp chant from the Arsenal fans. Any ideas ?
Asha Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 This guy is quality and if we have any chance of hanging on to him we need to make him feel wanted, so where's the song for him ?I suggest "We've got Alex Tunchev, we've got Alex Tunchev, we've got Alex Tunchev" as per the Dennis Bergkamp chant from the Arsenal fans. Any ideas ? How about 'Doo dooo dooo Aleksandar Tunchev' (Same tune as Cadamarteri song) or Aleksaaaandar Tunchev to Seven Nation Army?
Maybes Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 How about start it in the Kop and see who joins in
Kilworthfox Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 How about start it in the Kop and see who joins in This could be an interesting little Britain Sketch Feem Toone du du du du dooooo
Dan Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 How about 'Doo dooo dooo Aleksandar Tunchev' (Same tune as Cadamarteri song) or Aleksaaaandar Tunchev to Seven Nation Army? I was singing that when we bought him, best suggestion yet
Leicester Rule! Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 Tunchev wohoo, Tunchev wohoo, He used to be a refugee, now hes quality ....
Maybes Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 Tunchev wohoo, Tunchev wohoo, He used to be a refugee, now hes quality .... Bulgarians...refugee's?
Uncle Monty Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 Tunchevs got it going ohh -nn, he's got it going on - not in a gay way just a sort of straight way
Halfsy Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 How about we actually sing? I moved from K Block to the Kop for the Cobblers game and it was awful . .
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