Tilley Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Alexsander Tunchev is not a patch on Michael Morrison - FACT
Koke Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Tunchev will spend his off-day to solve the US financial melt down.
lavrentis Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Aleksander Tunchev has an overall rating of 68 on FIFA. Fact.
potter3 Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Aleksandar Tunchev does not break wind, he destroys it. If you rearrange the letters in Aleksandar Tunchev, he will fucking break you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Aleksandar Tunchev's computer. Aleksandar Tunchev is always in control.
Koke Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Does the fact that I kinda fancy him count? He's sexy, that's fo' sure.
Scaramanga! Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Aleksandar Tunchev destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. While urinating, Aleksandar Tunchev is easily capable of welding titanium. On his birthday, Aleksandar Tunchev randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Aleksandar Tunchev grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Tunchev > Powell > Sappleton. Not a patch on the Sappleton to Man Utd thread though. Crazy, fact filled days.
Unabomber Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Alexsander Tunchev is not a patch on Michael Morrison - FACT Sarcasm?
Kilworthfox Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Tunchev can count his chickens before they have hatched Tunchev has struck lightening twice Tunchev can sneeze with his eyes open Tunchev can prove that there is a god, he just does not want you to know about it. Tunchev has abducted aliens Ghosts believe in Tunchev Tunchev watched the sixth sense and wondered what was unusual about the plot Addidas have now named Tunchev as their front man for their "impossible is nothing" campaign
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Tunchev pitty's the fool that is Titus Bramble (I'm not sure this works - but so what!)
Daggers Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Tunchev can count his chickens before they have hatchedTunchev has struck lightening twice Tunchev can sneeze with his eyes open Tunchev can prove that there is a god, he just does not want you to know about it. Tunchev has abducted aliens Ghosts believe in Tunchev Tunchev watched the sixth sense and wondered what was unusual about the plot Addidas have now named Tunchev as their front man for their "impossible is nothing" campaign Can he touch all of his teeth with his tongue?
JakeShingler Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Can he touch all of his teeth with his tongue? I can do that <_<
lildave3 Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 Can he touch all of his teeth with his tongue? He sent that to you too? It's amazing how he read my mind.
General Smuts Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 Ricky Sappleton would eat Tunchev.Fact. And i'd watch. And enjoy it.
hairy Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 I saw him today in John Lewis - FACT I saw him on Sunday in John Lewis - FACT He didn't look very happy, all by himself. Do you think he lives there? In the furniture department?
moseeds Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 Aleksandar Tunchev doesn't follow fashion. Fashion follows Aleksandar Tunchev. Aleksandar Tunchev launches satellites. With his bare hands. When George W Bush declares a "War Against Terror", he really means a war against Aleksandar Tunchev. When NATO needed a peace keeping force in Afghanistan, they asked Aleksandar Tunchev.
GLC Posted 2 October 2008 Posted 2 October 2008 rumour has it rain doesnt fall on this centre back hes waterproof and also his stare can kill all we know is hes called aleksandar tunchev
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