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Tommy G

Valentines Day

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No, it is because I am married, and I don't think the hubby would be pleased.

The idea was for him not to find out.

I know I look stupid but not that stupid.

It's alright, I'll get over it :(

Posted
Someone buy my missus summat so i don't have too.

Send her around my place on the Friday, the day before Valentines Day.

I'll send her back a happy bunny ;)

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I'm up for the same deal, I would love someone to take me to city vs swindon!!!! You could have 2 for the price of 2 city tickets, 2 x beers and 2 x hot dogs!!

So it's a date?

Few beers then a munch on our wieners?

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Ok, have we found anyone to pay for our tickets and beer???

You can have my roses and chocolates if you want them? :(:P

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You can have my roses and chocolates if you want them? :(:P

Thanks for the offer Corky, you don't anyone wanting a couple of valentine dates, who would take me and MF to the footy and buy us a beer and a hot dog......MF is also offering sex?????

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I once cooked a meal for an ex girlfriend. I bought 2 packs of frozen stir fry (that 99p a bag stuff). My Mums freezer was full but luckily the weather was freezing so I hung the bags out my bedroom window on a string to keep em froze. Then when me Mum went out and me bird came round I sat her in the living room and said "Wait there, I'm gonna make you a nice meal". Then I went upstairs, dropped the stir fry on the back garden, went back down got the stuff and went in kitchen. Then I started cookin it in frying pan, added some chicken that was left over from Sunday dinner in the fridge and hey presto two plates of stir fry. I took it to her and said I'd cooked the lot. I thought it was bangin. No wonder she loved me

I now know how to cook poached eggs

ha ha -

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Yer I went there for the annual works ''doo'' Food is fantastic, we hired the top floor of the hotel part which has it's own bar etc and the view was pretty good over much of Leicester. I can't really remember much after 7 though as we were drinking from 2pm onwards. brill place but not cheap I'm afraid.

excellent, i think we're in the restaurant bit.

you can't worry about cost when it comes to this sort of thing, and besides it's relatively cheap compared to oslo.

and we'll go dutch <_<

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Will someone be my girlfriend/boyindragfriend please?

Oh, go on then. But just for Valentine's day. And I want a meal (or a least a bag of chips) out of it. :whistle:

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If it'll involve snorting heart-shaped lines of ketamine off each other's chests then I'm all over it.

I'm planning for the heart to go around my balls

I once cooked a meal for an ex girlfriend. I bought 2 packs of frozen stir fry (that 99p a bag stuff). My Mums freezer was full but luckily the weather was freezing so I hung the bags out my bedroom window on a string to keep em froze. Then when me Mum went out and me bird came round I sat her in the living room and said "Wait there, I'm gonna make you a nice meal". Then I went upstairs, dropped the stir fry on the back garden, went back down got the stuff and went in kitchen. Then I started cookin it in frying pan, added some chicken that was left over from Sunday dinner in the fridge and hey presto two plates of stir fry. I took it to her and said I'd cooked the lot. I thought it was bangin. No wonder she loved me

I now know how to cook poached eggs

lol

You're lightweight. How could you not pull that off?

I've already decided when we gonna get married, it'll be on the 26th April. Her birthday will be our anniversary. ;)

I know, I'm a bloody disgrace :(

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Dress - check.

High heels - check.

False nails - check.

Lippy - check.

Where you taking me, Lib?

Bugger off, you. I offered first. :glare::whistle:

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The teeth will be out then!!

Maybe, I'm feeling a little withdrawn at the moment so it's looking unlikely.

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It's a good offer Lib.

I'd take it.

Especially as I know of a horrific alternative.

Go on...

Dress - check.

High heels - check.

False nails - check.

Lippy - check.

Where you taking me, Lib?

Well, a lass of your beauty deserves something darn special. I'm thinking Maryland.

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Go on...

See, told you.

Horrific alternative.

Dress - check.

High heels - check.

False nails - check.

Lippy - check.

Where you taking me, Lib?

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I probably wont be recieving/sending any cards again.

Oh and FAO Katy - you didn't say hello to me while you were waiting for fox travel yesterday ;) Although I didn't say hello to you either i guess! If it was you...

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