Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 I was at the physio's earlier 'enjoying' some excrutiating deep muscle treatment, and it got me to wondering what the most painful thing I'd ever endured was. What's the most pain anyone here has ever been in? I'm not talking about the 'pain' of relegation, or being dumped by a half attractive partner, but the sickening, scream out loud pain of physical trauma or injury. Having a doctor shove his fingers up your arse to examine your prostate is pretty bad, but I soon remembered that this pales into insignificance when compared to having a wisdom tooth taken out when the anaesthetic didn't work. The more eye-watering your tale, the better Thread now about HF's bollock pain.
StanSP Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Playing rugby, studs getting stuck in the ground. Knee twisting excruciatingly. Getting virtually bundled on and being flattened as your knee gets crushed in the most awkward of positions. I know there will be much more worse injuries out there, but that's the most pain I've been in
Hullfox Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy. Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on.
StanSP Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. My pain is like heaven to you then
James. Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy. Close the thread.
Part Of The Crowd Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 When I was younger I cracked my neck out. I couldn't move without causing the worst pain I've ever endured for almost a week. It was a physically sickening pain.
Part Of The Crowd Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. Jesus fooking christ We have a winner
Alexikokopops Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. Good lord we have a winner!
Asha Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. I don't want to come across as a bit of a girl, but reading that makes me squirm.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 March 2009 Author Posted 31 March 2009 Close the thread. He's got my eyes watering. I remember reading in FHM once years ago about a bloke who dislocated his hip playing football. They popped it backed in but unfortunately trapped his bollock in the joint, crushing it. He made a lot of noise. It's probably bullshit, but it made me wince all the same
BlabyFox Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 crushing my balls on my bike frame after falling off whilst travelling very fast downhill, then hitting my head on the concrete suffering concussion, then having my face fall in stinging nettles. probably looked quite comical to others but it bloody hurt. My balls/stomach ached for a couple of hours afterwards.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 March 2009 Author Posted 31 March 2009 crushing my balls on my bike frame after falling off whilst travelling very fast downhill, then hitting my head on the concrete suffering concussion, then having my face fall in stinging nettles. probably looked quite comical to others but it bloody hurt. My balls/stomach ached for a couple of hours afterwards. That's an unfortunate set of events, assuming they all happened at the same time. There's a definite bollock theme running through this thread - do they really hurt more than other parts of the body, or are we just a bit precious about them because of their importance to us?
BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Fractured collar bone. Falling out of a conker tree upside down landing on my head and collar bone aged 14. My mate was up above me strugglin to go higher and I said "Move ya fanny, let the man show ya how it's done". Next thing I know I woke up on the floor below the tree with two St. John nurses over me and a crowd of people starin. My mate started makin me laugh and I had pain right through me body from me shoulder to me hip. Oooooooh that hurt. I said "stop makin me laugh ya c.unt". Couldn't walk properly for weeks I was only up the conker tree to get some conkers for my girlfriends little brother. After i got back to school a few weeks later there was a rumour goin round I'd bin up there spyin on a 40 year old woman in her bedroom!
BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 It also quite hurts when someone throws a brick at your head and then another bloke knees your teeth out But if your used to pain you just get up and keep blazin til they run off
BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 That's an unfortunate set of events, assuming they all happened at the same time.There's a definite bollock theme running through this thread - do they really hurt more than other parts of the body, or are we just a bit precious about them because of their importance to us? would be a good scene on any sitcom! The face in nettles would be the best bit
Guest Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 I have no bollocks (contrary to popular belief.... ) so for me the worst pain I have ever had is when I partially dislocated my knee-cap.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 March 2009 Author Posted 31 March 2009 Fractured collar bone. I've never broken a bone in my life, but I find the idea of breaking something that can't be set in plaster particularly harrowing. You've got to wander about with a broken bone rattling around? What's that about? I have no bollocks (contrary to popular belief.... ) so for me the worst pain I have ever had is when I partially dislocated my knee-cap. Knee caps are probably the most wince-inducing thing after bollocks. In Clive James' autobiography he talks about how he cut his cock open on some barbed wire when he was young. It was an accident, I hasten to add
Corky Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Breaking my thumb when I was ten. Hullfox's story will take some beating.
StanSP Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 I've never broken a bone in my life, but I find the idea of breaking something that can't be set in plaster particularly harrowing. You've got to wander about with a broken bone rattling around? What's that about?Knee caps are probably the most wince-inducing thing after bollocks. In Clive James' autobiography he talks about how he cut his cock open on some barbed wire when he was young. It was an accident, I hasten to add Genuinely sent shivers down my spine!
Daggers Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Circumcision. At puberty. A cockend wrapped in bloody scabbed gauze meets a mind racing with thoughts of sexy nurses = a ripping sensation which no young man should ever have to experience. And then imagine this gauze being unwrapped in order to be changed.
lavrentis Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. Oh. My. God. How Can I top that.
Bert Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 I don't think anything will envy Hullfox's. But when I got cropped and about lost my knee in a friction burn, that fooking well hurt.
stez Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. my balls travelled so far up my body, reading that, that they needed a forth dimension* to return to where they should be! *i have just watched the alan davis maths thing edit; use a frigging condom, man!
Daggers Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 *i have just watched the alan davis maths thing Staring at the heavens to see a young us. Marvellous.
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