BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 A broken collar bone was no fun but definitely worst for pain was having four back teeth fillled as a nine year old with no anaesthetic.The bloke was a sadist and I've never trusted a medic since. Just reminded me. When I had me teeth kneed in I went to my local hospital and they said they couldn't sort it cos the top inside of me mouth was split with a tooth wedged back up there. They said I gotta go Derby Royal. When I got there I got took into a room with a mouth surgeon (summat like that) and he had to inject some freezing stuff I think into the top of my gum where me missing teeth were. He was really leaning on trying to push the needle in and when he got a bit in cos he were pushing so hard the needle snapped and all the liquid went in me eyes and on me face. I had a needle slice in me mouth and a load of chemical shit in me face. I weren't happy cos me gums stung like crazy but I just said 'o prolem ate' to try and reassure the surgeon cos he looked a bit panicked! Then he sewed the inside of me mouth up. That episode was a bit of a stinger. Was one of my least enjoyable New Years Days in history
BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 And you aren't actually black, by the way? No I'm white. I think anyway, never seen me Dad but sure me Mam said he was white.
Finnegan Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 No I'm white. I think anyway, never seen me Dad but sure me Mam said he was white. Excellent, excellent. *Goes back to gathering information.*
Koke Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Excellent, excellent.*Goes back to gathering information.* Does he sound black to you?
Finnegan Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Does he sound black to you? No. He sounds like he wants to be.
Koke Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 No.He sounds like he wants to be. And I sound like I want to be white. I think we should swap bodies (and missus) and he gets to be about 8 years younger.
Finnegan Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 And I sound like I want to be white. I think we should swap bodies (and missus) and he gets to be about 8 years younger. His bird "proper filth?"
BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 No.He sounds like he wants to be. What you gwan about? I meself pure and simple. Since I was a kid aint changed. I agree most folks wanna be summat else and mould themself on what they see on film and tv but not me bredda. I don't look up to nowt for inspiration. So you wrong if you're serious
BoneDog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 His bird "proper filth?" I've had more filth and dirt when it comes to women than you'll ever sniff yout
Libertine Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. CHRIST ON A BIKE WHY DID I READ THIS THREAD
Daggers Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 ...and there was me hoping Ultra had posted about the sex-change operation.
MC Prussian Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 After reading this thread, I consider myself (extremely) lucky.
Monk Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 The last 5 miles of the Reading Half Marathon this weekend were very painful - but the most painful moment for me was the first time I sat up after having my kidney transplant. I think Nationwider will back me up on this one that it Fcking hurts.
Wycombe Fox Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. A similar thing happened to me. Whilst the surgeon was doing the left testicle, another one came in and said that he should have done it a different way. They then wasted time arguing as to the best way to perform a vasectomy to the point where halfway through doing the right testicle, the anaesthetic wore off. They gave me the option to continue without anaesthetic or have another jab. Having heard the surgeon's arguing I just wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible so I opted for no more anaesthetic. Balls of steel!
Dr The Singh Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Hully i take this id the first stage of your sex change, then finally me and you can be man and wife just like we dreamed!!
Hullfox Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Hully i take this id the first stage of your sex change, then finally me and you can be man and wife just like we dreamed!! Can we just be man and man please. Not sure I could face the rest of the ops.
Dr The Singh Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Can we just be man and man please. Not sure I could face the rest of the ops. That wasn't the deal, you said you would do it for me cus you loved me!!!!! Hully, which game you comming down to next, hopefully we can catch a beer or even a bear together!!
Thracian Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Definitely the feel of the knife going into my scrotum when the anaesthetic hadn't worked for my vasectomy.Then the feeling of the needle going into my bollock to re-anaesthetise was sheer bliss. The bed I was on had a sweat patch the shape of my whole body on. They've found a severed "head" at Asfordby. I hope that wasn't a discarded part from the same operation.
Hullfox Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 They've found a severed "head" at Asfordby. I hope that wasn't a discarded part from the same operation. Did it have a helmet on?
Thracian Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Did it have a helmet on? Quite possibly. The cops did say something about being "taken aback"!
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