Koke Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I saw this on a Jordanian politics forum. Arabs have some weird sexual fetishes. Scary. But the laws of my Kingdom is as follows. - The word "Coventry" is banned and mentioning it is punishable by 20 years in jail, no parole. - 3 taps, hot water, cold water and beer. - Obese people will be deported to Republic of Ireland - Any woman who is not rated at least 8/10 by me will be shipped off to Republic of Ireland. - Wales will get automatic qualification to every World Cup & Euros. - Everyone must watch porn at least once a day. - You must allow Max Gradel to shag your missus if he wishes to do so. Anyone who refuses of obeying that will be punished as I see fit. - Bigots, racists, terrorists, Forest fans and Coventry fans will face the death penalty. - Leicester City fans can do as they please and are above the law. - Any hint of misbehaviour by the Scots and I shall declare war on them. King - Kareem Queen - Scarlett Johansson Approver of porn - Dr. Singh Beer Advisor/Tester - TPH Game tester - Phube Financial Advisor - James. Head of Foreign Affairs - Thracian Head of Home Office - Thracian
Dr The Singh Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I saw this on a Jordanian politics forum. Arabs have some weird sexual fetishes. Scary.But the laws of my Kingdom is as follows. - The word "Coventry" is banned and mentioning it is punishable by 20 years in jail, no parole. - 3 taps, hot water, cold water and beer. - Obese people will be deported to Republic of Ireland - Any woman who is not rated at least 8/10 by me will be shipped off to Republic of Ireland. - Wales will get automatic qualification to every World Cup & Euros. - Everyone must watch porn at least once a day. - You must allow Max Gradel to shag your missus if he wishes to do so. Anyone who refuses of obeying that will be punished as I see fit. - Bigots, racists, terrorists, Forest fans and Coventry fans will face the death penalty. - Leicester City fans can do as they please and are above the law. - Any hint of misbehaviour by the Scots and I shall declare war on them. King - Kareem Queen - Scarlett Johansson Approver of porn - Dr. Singh Beer Advisor/Tester - TPH Game tester - Phube Financial Advisor - James. Head of Foreign Affairs - Thracian Head of Home Office - Thracian :laugh: I love it Kareem!!!
Finnegan Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I tremble at the thought of Thracian in charge of foreign affairs but I can't argue with the one bit of legislation that'll obviously hook me in.
lildave3 Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I like it. Although new kingdom = Same old unemployment for me
Thracian Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I saw this on a Jordanian politics forum. Arabs have some weird sexual fetishes. Scary.But the laws of my Kingdom is as follows. - The word "Coventry" is banned and mentioning it is punishable by 20 years in jail, no parole. - 3 taps, hot water, cold water and beer. - Obese people will be deported to Republic of Ireland - Any woman who is not rated at least 8/10 by me will be shipped off to Republic of Ireland. - Wales will get automatic qualification to every World Cup & Euros. - Everyone must watch porn at least once a day. - You must allow Max Gradel to shag your missus if he wishes to do so. Anyone who refuses of obeying that will be punished as I see fit. - Bigots, racists, terrorists, Forest fans and Coventry fans will face the death penalty. - Leicester City fans can do as they please and are above the law. - Any hint of misbehaviour by the Scots and I shall declare war on them. King - Kareem Queen - Scarlett Johansson Approver of porn - Dr. Singh Beer Advisor/Tester - TPH Game tester - Phube Financial Advisor - James. Head of Foreign Affairs - Thracian Head of Home Office - Thracian Foreign Affairs eh? Do I have to mention this to the missus?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I saw this on a Jordanian politics forum. Arabs have some weird sexual fetishes. Scary.But the laws of my Kingdom is as follows. - The word "Coventry" is banned and mentioning it is punishable by 20 years in jail, no parole. - 3 taps, hot water, cold water and beer. - Obese people will be deported to Republic of Ireland - Any woman who is not rated at least 8/10 by me will be shipped off to Republic of Ireland. - Wales will get automatic qualification to every World Cup & Euros. - Everyone must watch porn at least once a day. - You must allow Max Gradel to shag your missus if he wishes to do so. Anyone who refuses of obeying that will be punished as I see fit. - Bigots, racists, terrorists, Forest fans and Coventry fans will face the death penalty. - Leicester City fans can do as they please and are above the law. - Any hint of misbehaviour by the Scots and I shall declare war on them. King - Kareem Queen - Scarlett Johansson Approver of porn - Dr. Singh Beer Advisor/Tester - TPH Game tester - Phube Financial Advisor - James. Head of Foreign Affairs - Thracian Head of Home Office - Thracian Foreign Affairs eh? Do I have to mention this to the missus? I shouldn't worry, you'll be deported to Eire anyhow!
Guest Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Looks like I'm off to ROI with some low-maintenance women
Thracian Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I shouldn't worry, you'll be deported to Eire anyhow! I knew I'd regret that extra couple of lbs.
Guest Bilo Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 I saw this on a Jordanian politics forum. Arabs have some weird sexual fetishes. Scary.But the laws of my Kingdom is as follows. - The word "Coventry" is banned and mentioning it is punishable by 20 years in jail, no parole. - 3 taps, hot water, cold water and beer. - Obese people will be deported to Republic of Ireland - Any woman who is not rated at least 8/10 by me will be shipped off to Republic of Ireland. - Wales will get automatic qualification to every World Cup & Euros. - Everyone must watch porn at least once a day. - You must allow Max Gradel to shag your missus if he wishes to do so. Anyone who refuses of obeying that will be punished as I see fit. - Bigots, racists, terrorists, Forest fans and Coventry fans will face the death penalty. - Leicester City fans can do as they please and are above the law. - Any hint of misbehaviour by the Scots and I shall declare war on them. King - Kareem Queen - Scarlett Johansson Approver of porn - Dr. Singh Beer Advisor/Tester - TPH Game tester - Phube Financial Advisor - James. Head of Foreign Affairs - Thracian Head of Home Office - Thracian Bagsy head of immigration! I'd bring in some hot Eastern European ladies and solve our rough bird surplus crisis at the same time by deporting our mingers. Russian fillies replacing Nottingham munters? Vote Bilo!
Finnegan Posted 1 April 2009 Posted 1 April 2009 Bagsy head of immigration!I'd bring in some hot Eastern European ladies and solve our rough bird surplus crisis at the same time by deporting our mingers. Russian fillies replacing Nottingham munters? Vote Bilo!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 I'm going to attack Kareem's kingdom and seduce him with Timmy Cahill, which will allow me to take over the throne.
Edmund Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 That guy is a smug bastard and has every right to be. <_<
ozleicester Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 I saw this on a Jordanian politics forum. Arabs have some weird sexual fetishes. Scary.But the laws of my Kingdom is as follows. - The word "Coventry" is banned and mentioning it is punishable by 20 years in jail, no parole. - 3 taps, hot water, cold water and beer. - Obese people will be deported to Republic of Ireland - Any woman who is not rated at least 8/10 by me will be shipped off to Republic of Ireland. - Wales will get automatic qualification to every World Cup & Euros. - Everyone must watch porn at least once a day. - You must allow Max Gradel to shag your missus if he wishes to do so. Anyone who refuses of obeying that will be punished as I see fit. - Bigots, racists, terrorists, Forest fans and Coventry fans will face the death penalty. - Leicester City fans can do as they please and are above the law. - Any hint of misbehaviour by the Scots and I shall declare war on them. King - Kareem Queen - Scarlett Johansson Approver of porn - Dr. Singh Beer Advisor/Tester - TPH Game tester - Phube Financial Advisor - James. Head of Foreign Affairs - Thracian Head of Home Office - Thracian With Kareem now facing 40 years in gaol I will be interested to see who is next in line, it would appear to be Scarlett, but if she does not show...i guess Dr the singh is now the almighty leader...why do i fear for this kingdoms future??
Dr The Singh Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 With Kareem now facing 40 years in gaol I will be interested to see who is next in line, it would appear to be Scarlett, but if she does not show...i guess Dr the singh is now the almighty leader...why do i fear for this kingdoms future?? Oz you've got him there!! Ultra must be crapping his pants, now that i'm leader of the Kingdom of Kareem AKA Sikh sepearatist otherwise the equivalent of the Real IRA, (UK and in India)!!!
James. Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Oz you've got him there!! Ultra must be crapping his pants, now that i'm leader of the Kingdom of Kareem AKA Sikh sepearatist otherwise the equivalent of the Real IRA, (UK and in India)!!! Singh how do I reconcile my allegiances to the SSS (Singh Sikh Seperatists) and the Kingdom of Kareem? Are you both fighting for the same cause? And if so, what is that cause? Also, can I have some free curry?
Dr The Singh Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Singh how do I reconcile my allegiances to the SSS (Singh Sikh Seperatists) and the Kingdom of Kareem?Are you both fighting for the same cause? And if so, what is that cause? Also, can I have some free curry? The SSS and KoK are now joined and the initiation ceremony usually involves pubbage and pornography!! Causes???? Errrrrrr we'll make that up as we go along, at the moment it's the KoK charter and the vilifying of Ultra!! If you could think of some, please do let me know!! Curry is always on the agenda!!!
ozleicester Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 The SSS and KoK are now joined and the initiation ceremony usually involves pubbage and pornography!!Causes???? Errrrrrr we'll make that up as we go along, at the moment it's the KoK charter and the vilifying of Ultra!! If you could think of some, please do let me know!! Curry is always on the agenda!!! Hmm can see where this porn is leading
Dr The Singh Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Hmm can see where this porn is leading If you didn't already realise Oz, the KIngdom of Kareem is full of Cocks (men), the porn is anybody's game, what ever you fancy Oz!!
Alexikokopops Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Fuck off am I being ruled by a bloody Casper Head! I'm joining the SSS!
Finnegan Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 Fuck off am I being ruled by a bloody Casper Head! I'm joining the SSS! Jesus christ.
Koke Posted 2 April 2009 Author Posted 2 April 2009 Oz you've got him there!! Ultra must be crapping his pants, now that i'm leader of the Kingdom of Kareem AKA Sikh sepearatist otherwise the equivalent of the Real IRA, (UK and in India)!!! I was about to appoint Master Fox instead of you, so consider yourself lucky you terrorist supporter/sympathizer. Fuck off am I being ruled by a bloody Casper Head! I'm joining the SSS! That's right. You're my bitch now. The Casper Head Co-operation. I've give you the entire land of Northern Ireland for your homosexual activities. That's because you're a friend, so consider yourself lucky, mister.
Alexikokopops Posted 2 April 2009 Posted 2 April 2009 That's right. You're my bitch now. The Casper Head Co-operation. I've give you the entire land of Northern Ireland for your homosexual activities. That's because you're a friend, so consider yourself lucky, mister. Can Raj join me in the land of homosexual opportunity?
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