BoneDog Posted 18 April 2009 Posted 18 April 2009 Trust me, dogs are better than alarms. I am a master at climbing through them little windows at the top that folk think no-one would ever fit through. It started when I was 10 and had to climb through our upstairs small toilet window to get in after school while me Mam was still at work. Dangerous times climbin up the drainpipe and then spidermanin across to the toilet window, but very good experience. When (in the early/mid 80's) I was about 9, me, me Mam and me younger brother got home one night and some twat (I found out who) had broke in and chucked half me Mams belongings on our coal fire that she always left roaring so we were warm when we got home. He also pissed on her bed and stole all her jewellery. This basically made my Mam very scared and made her feel bad for a long time. Needless to say I smacked the c.unt with a crowbar after I went out hunting him. So, a word to all you burglars, f.uck off and go big-time instead of takin off little folks who aint got much anyway. Cos I swear, if I ever hear you creepin in my house then I'm gonna drop my 27 inch old school TV on ya head after I've dropped ya with a hammer to the kneecaps. Peace
CosbehFox Posted 18 April 2009 Posted 18 April 2009 Do you check by sending a kid up onto the roof of the building to retrieve a lost football? There's been the odd situation very similar to this but involved me going up on the roof get a football. If I let the kid on, they'd probably steal the lead and I'd lose my job.
Hullfox Posted 19 April 2009 Posted 19 April 2009 Needless to say I smacked the c.unt with a crowbar after I went out hunting him. When you were 9?
Fox92 Posted 19 April 2009 Posted 19 April 2009 It is ridiculas. If any burgulars or equivilant enter your house you should be allowed to kill them seriousley. I heard once that someone was burgling someones house, the burgular fell over some ripped carpet and got injured then claimed thousands! What is the deal with that?
Maybes Posted 19 April 2009 Posted 19 April 2009 Ive chased a burglar up the road before with my dad Epic.
Durnerz Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Hit 'em with a bag of wrapped oranges....it won't leave a bruise and will show 'em whos boss
Guest Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Hit 'em with a bag of wrapped oranges....it won't leave a bruise and will show 'em whos boss You know when you've been tangoed.
Fox92 Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 The alarm for the house on the other side of my street is going off and they have already been burgled twice!
Guest Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 The alarm for the house on the other side of my street is going off and they have already been burgled twice! Shouldn't you be phoning the police before they come back a third time then?
Fox92 Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Shouldn't you be phoning the police before they come back a third time then? Errrrr..
Fox92 Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Its gone off now anyway. They have probably cracked the combination.
hairy Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Its gone off now anyway. They have probably cracked the combination. House alarms can only 'ring' for a certain period of time to stop them going off all day
Fox92 Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 House alarms can only 'ring' for a certain period of time to stop them going off all day Ohh, cheers for that piece of information - that must have happened then.
Sir Fynwy Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 You can do just about anything as long as no one finds the remains
Jon the Hat Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 You can do just about anything as long as no one finds the remains Well if you leave them with the dog....
welck12 Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Well if you leave them with the dog.... Or if your lucky enough to live on a farm, the pigs
Pst Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 I've always said it, if a burglar was in my house I wouldn't hesitate to crack their skull with a baseball bat. The law needs to be changed to allow you to protect your property by any means. Burglars do not deserve rights.
Manwell Pablo Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 in Switzerland your allowed to gun the nobs down. Although I don't really have a problem with them were I live, I could leave my door unlocked, infact open, all day, with a sign on the door saying "No ****er is here and theres a 32 inch widescreen inside, rob me" and I doubt anyone would even see it.
BoneDog Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 When you were 9? Yeah the lad was only 10 himself. I never smacked him round the head with it. Although I did shoot him in the face with a Webley Tempest .22 pellet gun a couple of years later (from about 15 metres, great shot)
Fox92 Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 in Switzerland your allowed to gun the nobs down.Although I don't really have a problem with them were I live, I could leave my door unlocked, infact open, all day, with a sign on the door saying "No ****er is here and theres a 32 inch widescreen inside, rob me" and I doubt anyone would even see it. Should be allowed in England tbh. We should be able to kill them if you want to.
dandannieldanok Posted 20 April 2009 Posted 20 April 2009 Should be allowed in England tbh.We should be able to kill them if you want to. I respect your opinion, but I think introducing guns into most UK households will lead to a whole load of new problems and will create separate tragedies to burglary. Yes it's unjust that burglars can get away with such crime so easily but I won't be sticking around in this country if people are going to be allowed guns for self-defence.
Koke Posted 20 April 2009 Author Posted 20 April 2009 Should be allowed in England tbh.We should be able to kill them if you want to. I'm a pretty violent person when my rights are violated, but I don't think I could ever kill someone. Unless it's extreme self defence, and it's either me or him.
Guest Posted 21 April 2009 Posted 21 April 2009 I respect your opinion, but I think introducing guns into most UK households will lead to a whole load of new problems and will create separate tragedies to burglary. Yes it's unjust that burglars can get away with such crime so easily but I won't be sticking around in this country if people are going to be allowed guns for self-defence. Many burglars are unarmed. They enter properties when they know that they are empty or when they think that the occupants are asleep. They do not want confrontation, just your gadgets, cash and car keys. If we were allowed to keep and use weapons to protect our property, how likely is it that burglars will still go about unarmed? Surely you're more likely to be stabbed in your sleep, if that was the case.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 21 April 2009 Posted 21 April 2009 My sister just got back from holiday to find some burglars had paid her a visit. They took quite a lot, jewellery worth thousands, laptops, DVD players, the kids PS3 and her telly. The bastards probably knew what they were doing cos one of the windows at the back of her house was removed and lying on the floor in the garden. No idea how they managed to get the window out of the frame but there was no scratches on it.The sequence of all this is quite disturbing. My mum got robbed in 2005, my brother suffered the same thing in 2008 and now my sister is the victim. Sods law says I'm next. Do we, as a family, have have some kind of special magnet where we attract those c*nts or something? It baffles me. If it happens to me I may use excessive force (to put it politely) and land myself in trouble with the law. Going to make it hard if your not home when you get burgled
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