fox123 Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Do you have any nice perks that let's you take advantage or your current employer? I have been given a laptop, and the majority of last week and this, have been spent on Facebook and Facebook poker.
welck12 Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I spend all day either on here, ladbrokes, playing solitaire or having a nap. So i'd say my whole job is pretty cushty really
Guest Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I get to eat some lovely meals, and if I'm really lucky, I may even get a cuddle for my efforts.
JakeShingler Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I get to eat some lovely meals, and if I'm really lucky, I may even get a cuddle for my efforts. Ditto.
Guest Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Ditto. I bet you don't have to make them first though.
stez Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I get to eat some lovely meals, and if I'm really lucky, I may even get a cuddle for my efforts. yeah, i tried that, and was up on a sexual harassment charge. anyway, that ws then. my job is not that cushy, though there are perks.
purpleronnie Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I do nothing and get first class tickets to england, company car, and get paid a stupid amount of money. But it does mean I have to live in one of the hottest places on earth with texans....you cant win them all. Although I did have jobs where there was zero perks so I do appreciate them.
JakeShingler Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I bet you don't have to make them first though. Nope
Phube Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 2 weeks paternity leave - FULL pay!! 29 days off annual leave (33 in 2 years) + 8 BH One of the best pensions you can get! Almost un-sackable! NHS RULES! P.s. - How could I forget FREE Christmas Dinner in the hospital canteen! Worth £6.95!
LCFC-ARAB Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 i work in a hotel and pretty much just sit on the internet all day and when i work in the conference centre i literally just have to put cofee out 4 times in 8 hours and then just sit on my laptop watching One Tree Hill or video's of fat people falling over on Youtube oh and i get a full english breakfast when i arrive, lunch and if i'm there late enough diner too! and when i work on the bar for weddings i just get smashed with my boss who's sound, he's only a couple of years older than me and likes getting pissed almost as much as i do i'm at work now actually! i have to leave in september for uni though
Matt Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Free Timber/MDF/Materials (Within reason), Free use of machines, Few foreigners (AKA - Jobs of your own, in work time - Within reason) And being temporary not alot else, Although I see the fact that I got laid off for a week and half then got asked back as a perk...Nice little break and holiday there.
lou Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 31 days a year leave plus 8 Bank Hols. (Option to buy 5 more too) Brilliant share save scheme and free shares. Im my own boss most of the time. Company Car, Great salary. Flexible Hours Other lifestyle Benefits offered at a small cost. I love working for them on the whole
Daggers Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I get to inflict misery on hundreds of people. It's as if it was made just for me.
lou Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Free Timber/MDF/Materials (Within reason), Free use of machines, Few foreigners (AKA - Jobs of your own, in work time - Within reason)And being temporary not alot else, Although I see the fact that I got laid off for a week and half then got asked back as a perk...Nice little break and holiday there. Racist pigs like me and DavieG approve of this!
Webbo Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Few foreigners (AKA - Jobs of your own, in work time ) Useless fact of the day. In painting they're known as 'crackers'.
jonno24 Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 My job is extremely cushy i get 25 days holiday a year rising by 5 a year until i get a maximum of 40 Company Car Company credit card on any overnight visits in the uk and abroad maximum limit is £1000 a day Get to go to Holland 3 times a year to see head honcho get to boss 120 people about get to speak to generals and commanders pretty cushy i say
Koke Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I get to piss people off for no reason at all. And then after work they go on forums like this one and vent their anger and frustration in a thread called "What grinds my gears..." This is my message to you all.
Sparky Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Work for myself , only perk is that i decide when i go home. Would jack my job in for most other jobs now
Webbo Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 Work for myself , only perk is that i decide when i go home.Would jack my job in for most other jobs now Yup, me too.
andyh1884 Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I get free rail travel on our trains and 75% off on everyone else's.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 I've had to pick up used condoms in the car park before, but in fairness, one of my colleagues had to pick up a human turd there. I am paid handsomely for my efforts
The Doctor Posted 11 August 2009 Posted 11 August 2009 spend all day watching tv, playing the wii, temporarily fixing the tv, going on the tinterweb and playing fm cushy "job" being a student with extended holiday.
Lillehamring Posted 12 August 2009 Posted 12 August 2009 i work in a hotel and pretty much just sit on the internet all dayand when i work in the conference centre i literally just have to put cofee out 4 times in 8 hours and then just sit on my laptop watching One Tree Hill or video's of fat people falling over on Youtube oh and i get a full english breakfast when i arrive, lunch and if i'm there late enough diner too! and when i work on the bar for weddings i just get smashed with my boss who's sound, he's only a couple of years older than me and likes getting pissed almost as much as i do i'm at work now actually! i have to leave in september for uni though so. more of the same then?
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