stez Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 ignore all advice given on FT ( including this) that's caused a paradox in my life, thanks. you see what happens when you give advice?!
Finnegan Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 I saw this thread title and thought "Baz Luhrmann." Fantastic. Not that he wrote it..
Zingari Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 the brown cable is not connected to the earth pin on a 3 pin plug , even if your mate Terry convinces you that it is logical that brown is earth
Daggers Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 Women: always carry a big bag stuffed full with crap you'll never need including half a packet of mints, three tissues, the assembly instructions for an Ikea cupboard and two marbles.
Hugo Sanchez Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 Be careful because there is always someone ready to step into your shoes ..... and do your job better ......than you do it.
Fosse Boy Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 Be careful because there is always someone ready to step into your shoes ..... and do your job better ......than you do it. :laugh:
Tilley Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 My Grandson will be told to tuck any unwanted erections in the elastic of his boxer shorts.
Houdini Logic Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 My Grandson will be told to tuck any unwanted erections in the elastic of his boxer shorts. Essential advice for any young man, much like never leave your school bag on your lap if you're riding a bumpy school bus...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 Dont go to public toilets with MTWG. I wasn't the one who exposed myself and walked towards me, with glazed over, perverted eyes, arms open.
MikeyT Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 On the blob? No worries take her up the bob. Hahahaha
Orkneyfox Posted 23 November 2009 Posted 23 November 2009 Don't let anyone tie you up on a first date.
ramboacdc Posted 24 November 2009 Posted 24 November 2009 never put yourself down thats other peoples job to try and bring you down. be what you want to be and dont be afraid to chase what makes you happy.
Tommy G Posted 24 November 2009 Posted 24 November 2009 Dont ever make someone a priority if they are only an option to you
Finnegan Posted 24 November 2009 Posted 24 November 2009 On the blob? No worries take her up the bob. When the rver runs red, take the dirt track instead.
Edmund Posted 24 November 2009 Posted 24 November 2009 When the rver runs red, take the dirt track instead. The sophisticated version
Zingari Posted 24 November 2009 Posted 24 November 2009 Don't let anyone tie you up on a first date. wise words if only someone had advised me of this before
Bellend Sebastian Posted 25 November 2009 Posted 25 November 2009 Don't take chicken out of the freezer to defrost, put it in the microwave to stop the cat eating it, and then forget about it for 3 days. It creates a smell you won't believe
stez Posted 26 November 2009 Posted 26 November 2009 never get into any financial trouble, because you'll instantly become the scum of the earth.
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