easilee Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 All of these Acronyms have been, or are being used by demographics companies, hospitals, etc. etc. Fire Alarm Response Team - F.A.R.T. Age, Site, Depth, Area. - A.S.D.A. Burns assesment in medical profession Failed Under Continuous Testing Under Pressure - F.U.C.T.U.P. Group Against Smoker's Pollution - G.A.S.P. No Income, No Job, or Assets - N.I.N.J.A. Not On Normal Courtyard Excercise - N.O.N.C.E. Written above sex offenders cell in prison. (Just in case you ever wondered) One Income, No Kids Yet - O.I.N.K.Y. Council Housed And Violent - C.H.A.V. Spend The Kid's Inheritance - S.K.I. Or to go S.K.I.-ing And some automobile gems Found In A Tip - FIAT Found On Roadside, Dead - FORD Proof Only Rich Shits Can Have Everything - PORSCHE Made In Taiwan, Subcontracted Up to the British Isles, Shipped Here Incomplete - MITSUBISHI. (A bit tenuous, but hey) Must be millions of good ones. Little connecting words like 'of the', 'for the', 'to', 'at' etc. don't matter unless you want them to.
Ford Super Sunday Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 There are two football ones that I remember hearing. When Man City were sponsored by EIDOS, That meant Eleven Idiots Dreaming Of Success And when Wolves were sponsored by DORITOS, that became Division One Rubbish In Tatty Orange Shirts
Basingstoke Fox Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 All of these Acronyms have been, or are being used by demographics companies, hospitals, etc. etc.Fire Alarm Response Team - F.A.R.T. Age, Site, Depth, Area. - A.S.D.A. Burns assesment in medical profession Failed Under Continuous Testing Under Pressure - F.U.C.T.U.P. Group Against Smoker's Pollution - G.A.S.P. No Income, No Job, or Assets - N.I.N.J.A. Not On Normal Courtyard Excercise - N.O.N.C.E. Written above sex offenders cell in prison. (Just in case you ever wondered) One Income, No Kids Yet - O.I.N.K.Y. Council Housed And Violent - C.H.A.V. Spend The Kid's Inheritance - S.K.I. Or to go S.K.I.-ing And some automobile gems Found In A Tip - FIAT Found On Roadside, Dead - FORD Proof Only Rich Shits Can Have Everything - PORSCHE Made In Taiwan, Subcontracted Up to the British Isles, Shipped Here Incomplete - MITSUBISHI. (A bit tenuous, but hey) Must be millions of good ones. Little connecting words like 'of the', 'for the', 'to', 'at' etc. don't matter. fook you.
Basingstoke Fox Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 Need a lift Bas? No thanks. I love my little Fezza
Jimothy Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 FOREST - Fighting Off Relegation Every Saturday Teatime (not this season unfortunetly) DERBY - Deluded Eejits Relegated By Yuletide
easilee Posted 5 February 2010 Author Posted 5 February 2010 No thanks. I love my little Fezza I've no room to talk, we've got a Focus. no probs yet.
Houdini Logic Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 I've always known it as Fix It Again Tomorrow
davieG Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 Some from many moons ago I think they were used on envelopes to girlfriends. Be Undressed Ready My Angel Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies Ever Grasping Your Pink Tits Come Home I Need Action Are ones I recall.
stez Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 Some from many moons ago I think they were used on envelopes to girlfriends.Be Undressed Ready My Angel Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies Ever Grasping Your Pink Tits Come Home I Need Action Are ones I recall. 'pants off legs open' was another.
Webbo Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 Some from many moons ago I think they were used on envelopes to girlfriends.Be Undressed Ready My Angel Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies Ever Grasping Your Pink Tits Come Home I Need Action Are ones I recall. Another well known one; Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home
stez Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 Blatant Lies About Iraq Repeatedly i'm going to think of one for 'zingari'
Zingari Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 i'm going to think of one for 'zingari' zealous idiot no good at at realistic ideas
stez Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 zealous idiot no good at at realistic ideas i won't even attempt to top that one!
Zingari Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 i won't even attempt to top that one! thank-you Fierce Un Comprompromising King Of Foxestalk's Finest
stez Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 thank-you Fierce Un Comprompromising King Of Foxestalk's Finest i'm having trouble with the zed's: still to exploit zed
jonthefox Posted 6 February 2010 Posted 6 February 2010 FORD- First on race day. I thought it was fixed or repaired daily.
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