Three new African trialists

[Wymsey]

My mate says we're going to sign Kalou from Chelsea. Wheres 'my mate said' thread gone?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Parker would be a quality addition for us.

Haven't heard of the other two, so can't judge.

[Jackirius]

Bernard Parker is quality. Would do very well in this league.

[Finnegan]

Am I the only person honest enough to admit I'd never heard of Bernard Parker?

[Simmo86]

Am I the only person honest enough to admit I'd never heard of Bernard Parker?

Me neither

[Zingari]

i can honestly say i've never heard of any footballer called Bernard

[Finnegan]

i can honestly say i've never heard of any footballer called Bernard

Mendy?

[Fox You Forest]

Olivier.

[Zingari]

nope , never heard on him

[Yokofoxes]

Republic of Ireland international Bernard 'Bernie' 'Slaven for Scotland' Slaven ring any bells?

[Collymore]

Am I the only person honest enough to admit I'd never heard of Bernard Parker?

Am I the only person honest enough to admit that I highlighted the white space around the post looking for the hidden joke

[Guest Mee-9]

My mate says we're going to sign Kalou from Chelsea. Wheres 'my mate said' thread gone?

Same place the 'Guess who I saw in Morrisons thread went.'

We should start a new one.

[Zingari]

Republic of Ireland international Bernard 'Bernie' 'Slaven for Scotland' Slaven ring any bells?

Ah yes , I have heard of Bernie Slaven ,

but the name Bernard just doesn't seem right for a footballer ,

nor does Gerald or Boris , footballers should have proper footballer's names

[Haydos]

Like Argelico ****s and Stefan Kuntz

[Zingari]

yes

good manly names like that

[Daggers]

i can honestly say i've never heard of any footballer called Bernard

[Zingari]

Bernard modelling our smart new classic design away strip

[Leicester7777]

Never heard of him... but found this:

[Lineker's Left Foot]

Never heard of him... but found this:

Looks good from that. OK, he hasn't really played for Twente, but aren't they in the Champions League - or just been knocked out?? Looks promising to me.

[Lisburn Fox]

Ah right, yeah, that's relevant.

I went to Spain as a kid, lovely place, Fabregas, sh*t footballer TBH

Nice of you to say mate, tell you what why don't you take your sarky comment and fook off you ****.

[Liamlcfc1]

From the Mirror

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-News-Leicester-City-manager-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-is-ready-to-sign-South-Africa-s-Bernard-Parker-article651181.html

Leicester boss Sven Goran Eriksson is ready to snap up South African World Cup star Bernard Parker.

The striker, 24, is on trial at the Walker Stadium after failing to impress at Dutch side FC Twente.

He made two appearances for his country in the summer's World Cup on his home soil.

Eriksson has also taken former West Ham midfielder Danny Uchechi on trial as he looks to boost the Foxes promotion bid.

Read more: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-News-Leicester-City-manager-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-is-ready-to-sign-South-Africa-s-Bernard-Parker-article651181.html#ixzz188CF1tap

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[StanSP]

Looks good from that. OK, he hasn't really played for Twente, but aren't they in the Champions League - or just been knocked out?? Looks promising to me.

Just been knocked out but heading to the Europa League.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Nice of you to say mate, tell you what why don't you take your sarky comment and fook off you ****.

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[Jackirius]

Never heard of him... but found this:

0:56 is a quality touch. Looks a decent video, though i got bored after 1:47 so i decided to leave it.

[StanSP]

0:56 is a quality touch. Looks a decent video, though i got bored after 1:47 so i decided to leave it.

And Naughton's got some competition at 1.15!

What's the elbow celebration all about?