General Smuts Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Choose your winners: Battle 1 - Fox Ranger vs Trav Le Bleu Fox Ranger's From Trav Le Bleu to TLV? by the time i'm finished you'll be beggin me For mercy on yer tortured soul, you'll be asking for time in the glory hole But the glory hole aint got no room cos yer bitch is in there going BOOM BOOM BOOM! 5 cocks a day aint nothin unusual, saw the vids on Red Tube and they were crucial Gonna put that skank in my wank bank! Gotta put that skank in my wank bank! Now i don't mean no offence to you, yer a legend of this forum Monsuier Trav Le Bleu I'm new round here so i'll doff my cap, i only attack you in the name of rap Otherwise i'm a gentle man, no need to be rude unless i'm gettin panned So there you are i'm being very nice but as this is a battle i gotta think twice So excuse me now, i have to go, to make another vid with yer skanky ho! Gonna put that skank in my wank bank! Gonna put that skank in my wank bank! Trav Le Bleu's Fox Ranger, he’s a stranger Ain’t no threat, not a danger New to da forum, he’s only gonna bore em Can’t read his posts, becos I ignore em I’m T le B, y’ can’t mess with me Bring it to my hood, I’m gonna spill blood Fox Ranger, I’ll rearrange ya Pox Danger, like Stewart Granger He’s full of STD, smells of poo and wee Don’t come over here, keep away from me! I’m T le B, just the best ya see Got a gun? Make my day – I gotta AK Ranger Fox, got his dick in a box Kept under locks, in case it shocks Rapping like a tortoise, fulla rigor mortis Can’t be sure what he said, I forget what he taught us. I’m T le B, rapping freely Cos this is my place, BOOM inya face! Got a face like a vag, but he wears it like a badge Makes the honeys scream, yet he thinks he’s a dream Though his mom’s not bad, fiftieth best I’ve had Want somat better man? I recommend his gran I’m T le B, from Leicester me Foxestalk is my patch – I win this match! Battle 2 - Stez vs Fosse Boy Stez's i'm not here to annoy, i'm here to destroy fosse boy. i'll drop some bombs, but weapons i won't employ to deploy so sit back and enjoy the real mccoy so what can i say? keep on looking at your liquid crystal display and i may say he's gay lover of the pork buffet but that's just foul play on my part so take heart i'll kick start this folk rap art with rhymes a la carte so here it comes ease your twitching bums i'll leave him with bleeding gums like someone from leicester's slum who never brushes their teeth or has sex wearing a sheath he's probably called keith. the last lines like fine wines defines, combines and undermines fosse boys whines the winner reclines fosse boy pines for my superior rhymes Fosse Boy's So the man put me up against a guy called stez I'm gonna batter him like Battersby comma Les There's not much I can fathom from this bloke's profile So I think I'll just get libellous - he's a paedophile The S in his name stands for Shit I'm sure The T is for Tame coz his rhymes ain't raw The last two letters? Simple - EZ Just like the manner of my victory Battle 3 - General Smuts vs Asha General Smuts' We all know you as Nuss, so whats this Cornershop fuss? Easy to say hes a wuss, but i got this 12 year old sussed Hes had no sight of the puss, except the herpes discharge stuff And We all know im the boss, so lets get this chain yanked off. Loving my rap patter, easily bought like Sepp Blatter And like the Rock Say's 'Asha Doesn't Matter' Insane in the brain like Margot Kidder's Lois Lane I could rap all day but i will win again and again Had more name changes than Prince and my car windows got tints My whole lounge decked out with Chintz so Nuss get ready to wince Cos my mad rymes make you flinch. All over the rap cups my prints Along with some dubious stains that youll probably need to rinse Asha Did Not Enter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Top rhyming Fox Ranger. So does this mean I made the semis this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackirius Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Ranger vs Trav is some top work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueBrett Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 When is the deadline for voting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Rangers' and TLB's were brilliant. Best out of the lot! Asha only managed one line. Poor show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox-Ranger Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Well in T Le B. Should be us in the final really. Class apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Rangers' and TLB's were brilliant. Best out of the lot! Asha only managed one line. Poor show Yet it's still a close call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 January 2011 Author Share Posted 27 January 2011 When is the deadline for voting? Whenever im winning by enough After the game Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 January 2011 Author Share Posted 27 January 2011 Yet it's still a close call. As always - i honestly find it harder to get through against non entries than i do against actual entries. Was gonna add MTWG in my tie as well to water down the votes a bit but thought that was pointless so didnt bother in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket-Ron Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 I think I understand what Asha's on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 I've got a fiver on stez at 3/1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 January 2011 Share Posted 27 January 2011 Asha Did Not Enter Poetry. Just. Poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 January 2011 Author Share Posted 27 January 2011 Poetry. Just. Poetry. Rumour has it thats its a remix of a MTWG original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 28 January 2011 Share Posted 28 January 2011 And I was going to perform my winning rap live at the Walkers, Jersey Budd stylee. No chance now *blatant appeal for votes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 28 January 2011 Share Posted 28 January 2011 And I was going to perform my winning rap live at the Walkers, Jersey Budd stylee. No chance now *blatant appeal for votes* Should have had Budd as your mentor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 30 January 2011 Author Share Posted 30 January 2011 Next vote goes through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 30 January 2011 Share Posted 30 January 2011 Did I have a couple of people jump ship? Ranger was winning 13-11 and now it's the other way round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 30 January 2011 Share Posted 30 January 2011 Did I have a couple of people jump ship? Ranger was winning 13-11 and now it's the other way round. clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox-Ranger Posted 31 January 2011 Share Posted 31 January 2011 clearly. It's all a big bad conspiracy against the new boy. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 31 January 2011 Author Share Posted 31 January 2011 Cheers for making it nice and easy for me to sort out everyone. ****ers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox-Ranger Posted 31 January 2011 Share Posted 31 January 2011 Why not call it now, or do you have another deadline in mind? Fair play T Le B. Have one on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 31 January 2011 Share Posted 31 January 2011 Fvckin ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 31 January 2011 Share Posted 31 January 2011 Why not call it now, or do you have another deadline in mind? Fair play T Le B. Have one on me You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox-Ranger Posted 31 January 2011 Share Posted 31 January 2011 You sure? It's draggin on for too long now and no onr seems that interested tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 31 January 2011 Share Posted 31 January 2011 You sure? Beeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaatch! Me an mah mysogenistic homies can come an pop a cap in yo ass! And for the record, I'm as suprised as you at the result, it swung both ways but we drew, no one seems to bothered. A bit of a damp squib all round, except for all the excellent entries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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