Houdini Logic Posted 20 April 2011 Posted 20 April 2011 Can you not attach a large mirror to your cat's collar? I imagine any type of peadophile would fill with shame if they caught their own reflection whilst 'delivering the act'
Finnegan Posted 20 April 2011 Posted 20 April 2011 As if any of you could even ****ing catch a cat to hit it with a golf club to the head. A wild body shot on one that wasn't paying attention, maybe! Fast fucks. Oz is right, though. Just gotta let them sort themselves out. Just keep your kitten in doors during the night and fatten it up a bit!
The Doctor Posted 20 April 2011 Posted 20 April 2011 Ha, too true. I was about 12 at the time, i remember getting it confiscated by my parents because i got so into it i hit my cousin around the head with it thinking i was some sort of government hitman. Thinking about it, it must still be up in the loft Now, wheres my cat.
Jackirius Posted 20 April 2011 Posted 20 April 2011 As if any of you could even ****ing catch a cat to hit it with a golf club to the head. A wild body shot on one that wasn't paying attention, maybe! Fast fucks. Wrap a bit of chicken around the face of it and watch them fly.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 21 April 2011 Posted 21 April 2011 Give it Roo' fox, and he will destroy it... Fook oath i will By leaving out some chop sticks and empty packaging from the local chinesse restaurant the cat will get hint and never be seen again
Itsthejoeker Posted 21 April 2011 Posted 21 April 2011 Should of bought a Lion. Nothing ****s with a Lion Apart from freakin Hyenas!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JgKnDgnkY
Guest Bilo Posted 24 April 2011 Posted 24 April 2011 Step One: Get something with the kitten's scent on it to lure the cat in. Step Two: Invest in a non-lethal animal trap like this one. Step Three: Put the bait in the animal trap and wait for the cat to be caught. Step Four: Do what Empty's mate did involving a radio controlled car and sellotape. Step Five: As above but with an RC plane. Step Six: Release kitty (after covering with Immac to teach it a lesson)
z-layrex Posted 24 April 2011 Posted 24 April 2011 your mate's awesome. Cruelty to animals is awesome?
FoxyPV Posted 26 April 2011 Posted 26 April 2011 Cruelty to animals is awesome? Cats are the spawn of the devil! (plus they have nine lives )
The Doctor Posted 26 April 2011 Posted 26 April 2011 Cats are the spawn of the devil! (plus they have nine lives ) this, there's one in america holding a family hostage - if that doesn't warrent violence towards an animal then what does?
Finchy Posted 26 April 2011 Posted 26 April 2011 Put Marmite on the other cat's nose, it'll sit there licking it for hours. At least it will keep it away from your cat for a while.
cambridgefox Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 I used to tie a virtual paintball electronic hit marker to my cat and chase it around the house with the gun and use it as a moving target, hours of fun. Was that the last time you touched a pussy?
Guest Bilo Posted 27 April 2011 Posted 27 April 2011 Get a dog.. Get a rabbit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw
BoneDog Posted 30 April 2011 Posted 30 April 2011 The Betterware Humane Cat Deterrent £5.49 (50p off) Not sure if it works on cats but if I was creeping through someones garden at 3am and I saw those eyes I'd leg it. Home Security
The Doctor Posted 30 April 2011 Posted 30 April 2011 don't work - my neighbour's got one, cat still wanders through their garden.
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