Daggers Posted 2 March 2012 Posted 2 March 2012 ask the poster known as Finners, he's had them all Not the Tory ones, certainly not the aptly named Mr. Bone MP 3 accounts now! Daggers, are they all you? Of course. Potentially.
StanSP Posted 2 March 2012 Posted 2 March 2012 Not the Tory ones, certainly not the aptly named Mr. Bone MP Of course. Potentially. Potentionally.
Daggers Posted 2 March 2012 Posted 2 March 2012 Foxy Fangirls thread. Aha - I didn't roid the subtext into it.
Daggers Posted 2 March 2012 Posted 2 March 2012 Pretty sure they're lovers There we go - I was right again. Seeing as they are one and the same person it's bang on that the only person he ever fvcks will be his right hand. Bazinga!
Captain... Posted 2 March 2012 Posted 2 March 2012 After the spam attack earlier is there anyway this thread can be rescued, I thought it might be similar to a thread on a Liverpool forum that always has me giggling: It is called the world of women, and it is just a thread detailing all the specatcularly stupid things that intelligent women do and say: Had an ex that thought cats could only eat cooked food.I used to play mariocart on SNES with her.I would set her up for time trial on ghost valley, and she would be doing lap records and awesome skills, mad skids, power ups, jumps etc etc, watching her face while she played was a treat, especially as I was the one actually doing the driving, just used to give her a non plugged in controller for fun. Best thing was she would fall for it time and time again. Lovely girl though. My mate used to go out with a bird that thought she could turn the light off from the switch on the wall and get into bed before it went dark. I went over to Germany to visit friends years ago with my missus and they had a big ****-off garden that was littered with mole hills.So i'm stood next to her as she's looking out the window surveying said garden and she says 'look at all those mole hills, what causes them?' I just shook my head and walked away and she says 'well aren't you going to tell me?' 'You don't know do you' Sunday; my mate's girlfriend looks out of the train window and says "Look at the size of the neck on that seagull!!".It was a swan. There's 35 pages of it here if you have a few hours to kill: http://www.liverpool...orld-woman.html just be warned they are scousers. Anyway my contribution would be my ex who was a doctor so clearly a smart lass, at the time I was in the UK and she was in Spain and I had paid for her flights to come over to see me, now after doing all the booking and paying for it all she had to do was put in her passport details and check-in, which she did, and then print off the boarding card. She had a few problems with the printer at work so the day before she phones me up in a panic and asks me to print it off for her. Now I could have done that but I was about 4,000 miles away and she kinda needed it to get on the plane to see me to pick it up. Like I said she is a very intelligent woman but women do tend to have these scarily retarded moments. Care to share your experiences.
Wymsey Posted 2 March 2012 Posted 2 March 2012 From experience, they're never satisfied until they get what they want..
Corky Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 From experience, they're never satisfied until they get what they want.. Did you perform well?
Saxondale Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 After the spam attack earlier is there anyway this thread can be rescued, I thought it might be similar to a thread on a Liverpool forum that always has me giggling: It is called the world of women, and it is just a thread detailing all the specatcularly stupid things that intelligent women do and say: There's 35 pages of it here if you have a few hours to kill: http://www.liverpool...orld-woman.html just be warned they are scousers. Anyway my contribution would be my ex who was a doctor so clearly a smart lass, at the time I was in the UK and she was in Spain and I had paid for her flights to come over to see me, now after doing all the booking and paying for it all she had to do was put in her passport details and check-in, which she did, and then print off the boarding card. She had a few problems with the printer at work so the day before she phones me up in a panic and asks me to print it off for her. Now I could have done that but I was about 4,000 miles away and she kinda needed it to get on the plane to see me to pick it up. That thread is brilliant. My misses is always coming out with stuff on this level. Unfortunately I can't remember any of it, obviously. Except for the other week when I had to explain that Holland and the Netherlands are the same place.
Webbo Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 Many years ago I told my wife about a friend of mine who has twins, a girl and a boy. She said to me " are they identical twins?".
Captain... Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 That thread is brilliant. My misses is always coming out with stuff on this level. Unfortunately I can't remember any of it, obviously. Except for the other week when I had to explain that Holland and the Netherlands are the same place. Weeeell, technically they aren't, Holland is a region of the Netherlands, but we incorrectly use them as meaning the same thing, http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question55155.html Many years ago I told my wife about a friend of mine who has twins, a girl and a boy. She said to me " are they identical twins?". That's the kind of thing I want, I bet she is an intelligent woman, but all women have these brain lapses.
StanSP Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 Had one of my workmates, who studies ENGLISH, say this on Twitter, and I quote: Id do anything for someone to right this English assignment for me Few mistakes in that but the one that got me the most - right. RIGHT. RIGHT. She's an fvcking English student at uni and she can't even WRITE the RIGHT word.
HEGGSY Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 Had one of my workmates, who studies ENGLISH, say this on Twitter, and I quote: Few mistakes in that but the one that got me the most - right. RIGHT. RIGHT. She's an fvcking English student at uni and she can't even WRITE the RIGHT word. That is awful.
Guest Bilo Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 Had one of my workmates, who studies ENGLISH, say this on Twitter, and I quote: Few mistakes in that but the one that got me the most - right. RIGHT. RIGHT. She's an fvcking English student at uni and she can't even WRITE the RIGHT word. If she isn't being ironic, she should be thrown off her course. I'm not even joking.
StanSP Posted 3 March 2012 Posted 3 March 2012 That is awful. If she isn't being ironic, she should be thrown off her course. I'm not even joking. I cringed. It was gob-smackingly bad.
Guest Posted 4 March 2012 Posted 4 March 2012 Wow. It's amazing that men are never, ever stupid, or say or do the most stupidest things. Ever.
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