Jace Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women
Captain... Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 In my experience really really drunk guys, I am smooth talking son of a bitch when plastered, the problem is I can't really remember how I do it when sober. Also foreign guys, if you are not foreign here go somewhere you are, european girls love English guys, or at least the free English lessons they get, you can't learn what a Dutch Rudder is in the class room.
21st Century Fox Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 Some close friends and a room at a Premier Inn.
Zingari Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 It probably helps if you've got a tackle like Sol Bamba
Saxondale Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 There are two answers to this: 1) The answer any woman will tell you - sense of humour, personality, sensitivity 2) The actual answer - money, power, fulfilling a father-type figure, being a bit of a bastard to keep them eager
BoneDog Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 A bum-fluff tash always seemed to work for me. If you haven't developed the full tash yet you're onto a winner. I've said it before and I'll say it again.....TASH = GASH. A real man tash would work with some women, but I always found the bum-fluff one worked better and attracted a wider variety of wench. Used to have them fighting over who got to stroke it. Carry a comb and groom the little beauty in bars and clubs. If you've got it flaunt it.
chuck'em Posted 29 April 2012 Posted 29 April 2012 A bum-fluff tash always seemed to work for me. If you haven't developed the full tash yet you're onto a winner. I've said it before and I'll say it again.....TASH = GASH. A real man tash would work with some women, but I always found the bum-fluff one worked better and attracted a wider variety of wench. Used to have them fighting over who got to stroke it. Carry a comb and groom the little beauty in bars and clubs. If you've got it flaunt it. I grew a tash for this very reason. So far it has been pretty unsuccessful.
BoneDog Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Is it ginger? Another thing I've noticed. When I go out in a white vest every woman I see can't stop staring at my nipples, and then their's go hard. Go for the full effect and wear a white vest, some tight leather chaps and a couple of gold earrings. And don't worry about what your mates say. They'll try to take the piss but they're just jealous and you'll soon be tapping all of their girlfriends. Seriously, stick with it - and after a week or two women will love the confidence and you'll get at least three a day.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Grow a Beard, except the girls that are attracted to facial hair are the same girls that have a hairy box
BoneDog Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 You could always try the direct route like one lad round my way used to do in the early 90's. Just walk the streets and when you see a group of girls you like just unzip your jeans, flop it out, do the two handed point and say "Look at that for a mammoth".
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 You could always try the direct route like one lad round my way used to do in the early 90's. Just walk the streets and when you see a group of girls you like just unzip your jeans, flop it out, do the two handed point and say "Look at that for a mammoth". Bet he picks up heaps of dudes in the clink now days
The Doctor Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Go clubbing. Get a sizeable bit of wood (I recommend a cricket bat) and knock someone out. if that doesn't work, then become a monk.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Go clubbing. Get a sizeable bit of wood (I recommend a cricket bat) and knock someone her out. if that doesn't work, then become a monk. Fixed
The Doctor Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Fixed That comes afterwards. Knock her out, then fun time. Just remember to stick a note to her face saying "I consented" - perfectly legal.
Finnegan Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 That comes afterwards. Knock her out, then fun time. Just remember to stick a note to her face saying "I consented" - perfectly legal. Still flying with Richard Branson mate, aren't you?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Still flying with Richard Branson mate, aren't you? Hahaha!
Mack Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Bollocks to all this.. just pay for it! It's the pragmatic resolution to your dilemma! when you sit down and work it all out... dinners... gifts... holidays.... lifts (high price of fuel)... it will be cheaper also! Then there's all the time you have to spend bullshitting and listening and pretending to be interested... Replace that with some quality time watching footie and it's better all round! Just pay for it.. the sex will be better and afterwords you can walk away with no bitterness! p.s. If you suddenly start walking sideways and you hands turn into pincers you may well have contracted something... Your GP can help
Reynard Bleu Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 Fat birds, always grateful and always available.
davieG Posted 30 April 2012 Posted 30 April 2012 As long as you've not been circumcised you have the only tip you need.
HEGGSY Posted 1 May 2012 Posted 1 May 2012 If he gets a bird, this could potentially be Where's Wymsey Mk.2.
BoneDog Posted 2 May 2012 Posted 2 May 2012 Bet he picks up heaps of dudes in the clink now days Probably! I sometimes wonder what happened to him. He moved down south, probably close to a topless beach.
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