Fiddy Shades of Brown

[Webbo]

Now, I don't geddit...

If my missus caught me reading the "true stories" sections of a mens porn mag I'd be persona-non-grata for at least a week and would have to do mountains of domestic duties to get close to being forgiven... right guys?

Yet she has it FSoG downloaded on her ****ing kindle and it's ok... !??

edit. I've got triangular sandwiches in my lunchbox tonight... does that mean I'm forgiven?

Just be glad she didn't give you any chocolate fingers.

[Trav Le Bleu]

It's not as erotic as geology.

[hairy]

My wife has these three books. I was hoping they may get her in the mood a bit more often.

False hope

[Webbo]

False hope

[Rincewind]

In Works on Gallowtree Gate they have the Boxed trilogy at £16.99 if anyone is interested.

[purpleronnie]

I've had to google this fifty shades stuff as I had no idea what everyone was talking about.

[marty78]

It's not as erotic as geology.

Geology rocks

[kyleolly]

In Works on Gallowtree Gate they have the Boxed trilogy at £16.99 if anyone is interested.

In tesco the 3 books are priced at £3.95 each

[Rincewind]

They will be in a Heart Research Charity shop next at 99p.

Wives will be donating them after they kill their husbands off with sex.

Pleasure can be a poisened blade.

[kyleolly]

Would anybody want it 2nd hand that sounds a bit fishy

[davieG]

[Guest Col city fan]

Everything's changed gents, you can ask your misses to do absolutely anything in the bedroom now. If you step over the mark, you simply explain that you read it in an erotic novel and you were fascinated. You no longer have to live in the fear that trying to do something filthy is effectively admitting that you watch a lot of filthy porn behind her back.

Nah tried that.

My gal has read all three and she still won't let me take her up trap two.