sphericalfox Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Anybody else's other half obsessed by this latest cruddery in literary fashion? Mine is speeding through the second of the three. I'm starting to question her sanity, and worry that the contents of these will provide her unrealistic ideas of coitus. Our partners are being disturbed and their mental capacity being diminished! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
flowwolf Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Anybody else's other half obsessed by this latest cruddery in literary fashion? Sorry spherical what is she reading ?
sphericalfox Posted 24 June 2012 Author Posted 24 June 2012 Anybody else's other half obsessed by this latest cruddery in literary fashion? Sorry spherical what is she reading ? Fifty Shades of Grey - my title was a play on words
Trav Le Bleu Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 I STILL have NO IDEA what you are talking about!
sphericalfox Posted 24 June 2012 Author Posted 24 June 2012 I STILL have NO IDEA what you are talking about! http://www.forbes.com/sites/crime/2012/06/23/is-fifty-shades-of-grey-dangerous/
Orkneyfox Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 just get down to Anne Summers and bu a whip and some nipple clamps and all will be well.
Saxondale Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 It's basically a trilogy of poorly written, BDSM-based Mills-and-Boonery, penned by a fat virgin (I'm speculating here) who's only previous literary credentials are Twilight fan fiction under the name of - and I'm not joking - Snowqueens Icedragon. It's sort of achieved a bit of notoriety (and therefore popularity) for being risque and has been a viral success, being dubbed 'mummy porn'.
Vacamion Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 If your missus starts reading this, I guarantee that her interest in "smelly wrestling" will perk up. You don't have to read it yourself. It's win/win.
Matt Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Was just about to post about this, pretty much every girl on my facebook mentions it in their status at the moment. Starting to get boring.
Leicfox Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Was just about to post about this, pretty much every girl on my facebook mentions it in their status at the moment. Starting to get boring. Just post BlueBorn's description of it and watch the fireworks.
AoWW Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 I haven't read it, nor do I have a burning desire to do so... but I must admit, I am curious as to what all the fuss is about.
sphericalfox Posted 24 June 2012 Author Posted 24 June 2012 It's basically a trilogy of poorly written, BDSM-based Mills-and-Boonery, penned by a fat virgin (I'm speculating here) who's only previous literary credentials are Twilight fan fiction under the name of - and I'm not joking - Snowqueens Icedragon. It's sort of achieved a bit of notoriety (and therefore popularity) for being risque and has been a viral success, being dubbed 'mummy porn'. That'll probably sum it up. If your missus starts reading this, I guarantee that her interest in "smelly wrestling" will perk up. You don't have to read it yourself. It's win/win. You sound like a man in know.... I haven't read it, nor do I have a burning desire to do so... but I must admit, I am curious as to what all the fuss is about. What's the world coming to!? I thought my wife would be above all these trends. It was the consistent women's circles talking about it that's gone and done it.
Saxondale Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 I haven't read it, nor do I have a burning desire to do so... but I must admit, I am curious as to what all the fuss is about. What's the world coming to!? I thought my wife would be above all these trends. It was the consistent women's circles talking about it that's gone and done it. Think about it like this: The Crazy Frog was a massive worldwide trend as well. There was nothing to it, other than that people talked about it.
Orkneyfox Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Well written or not, and the reviews generally suggest not,especially for the sequels, it is opening some womens eyes to a wider range of activities than they may have had the chance to try before. So if you are up for a little bit of variety embrace the change, if not, switch off the lights, and climb aboard in the same old way!
Rincewind Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Reminds me of one of the Dirk Gently books. They mention a book which was a best seller and if anyone had read it then it would not sell. It only sold through reputation and then left around for others to find.
MooseBreath Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 I was slightly disturbed to see a copy of it lying on the desk of a late-40s male coworker the other day. I haven't read the book, but I get the impression it's not something a man should be admitting to reading in a room largely full of other men
flowwolf Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 Still if it gets the fanny batter running why complain ?
Vacamion Posted 24 June 2012 Posted 24 June 2012 ] Viz top tips 14 hours ago MEN. Check if your girlfriend or wife has been reading 50 Shades of Grey by smelling her fingers. [/b]] Viz top tips 14 hours ago A DULUX colour chart provides over 50 Shades of Grey, and you won't be embarrassed to read it on the train [/b]
hairy Posted 2 July 2012 Posted 2 July 2012 My has these three books. I was hoping they may get her in the mood a bit more often.
MooseBreath Posted 2 July 2012 Posted 2 July 2012 My has these three books. I was hoping they may get her in the mood a bit more often. Here's hoping the missing word isn't daughter, sister or mother.
leicsmac Posted 2 July 2012 Posted 2 July 2012 If middle-aged women wanted to read fanfic pr0n all they needed to do was check out Fanfiction.net or any one of many Tumblr accounts...
hairy Posted 2 July 2012 Posted 2 July 2012 Here's hoping the missing word isn't daughter, sister or mother. No its dog
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