Six degrees of Jermaine Beckford

[fleckneymike]

I'm noticing that regardless of topic most posts all come back to one thing. Jermaine Beckford. Perhaps we can compile a comprehensive list of things which via the six degrees rule, inevitably connect to Jermaine Beckford.

[Fox42]

What's the six degrees rule?

[fleckneymike]

In Jermaine's case it tends to be one degree but it all comes from the theory of six degrees of separation whereby you can link yourself to anyone in the world in just six people

For Jermaine it seems any debate can quickly be connected to Jermaine's striking prowess

[Trav Le Bleu]

Link Jermaine to Kevin Bacon in six degrees.

[Zingari]

Years ago there was a competition in the Saturday Guardian called 6 steps to Carlton Palmer .

The setter would give a starting name and chose the best/humorous way to get from that name to Carlton Palmer

[Kitchandro]

There's alwaysgot to be something that creeps into every thread over a period of time. In a few months JB will prove the doubters wrong and there'll be something else. Or maybe we'll recycle old crazes like Gallagher should/shouldn't be booed, Ricardo should/shouldn't be booed, whether we should stick with Pearson, it's Wellens' fault, are we signing Maynard and did we get rid of Sven too soon.

[Kitchandro]

Link Jermaine to Kevin Bacon in six degrees.

I can do it in 3.

JB is brilliant.

Bacon is brilliant.

Kevin Bacon.

[davieG]

Kevin Bacon

Bacon comes from pigs

Pigs can fly

I seen an elephant fly

An elephant never forgets

Forget Cup Goals they don't count

Who only scored 8 goals last season

Beckford

[Bluetintedspecs]

So is Koren going to stay at Hull then?

[Zingari]

Jermaine Beckford

Beckford is a town in Wiltshire

Wiltshire is famous for it's ham

ham comes from a pig

so does bacon

Bacon is the surname of actor Kevin Bacon

[Howard9]

...................Mills

[foxfanazer]

Link Jermaine to Kevin Bacon in six degrees.

Kevin bacon

You can buy bacon from asda

Asda sell toffees

Everton are nicknamed the toffees

Jermaine beckford played for Everton

We signed Beckford from Everton

[Bluearmyfox28]

Kevin bacon

You can buy bacon from asda

Asda sell toffees

Everton are nicknamed the toffees

Jermaine beckford played for Everton

Did it in 5

Just add at the end we signed jermaine from everton and there's six

[foxfanazer]

Just add at the end we signed jermaine from everton and there's six

Sorted

[Jordan]

Kevin Bacon's Beckford Number is 3.

Bacon was in JFK with Tony Plana.

Plana was in Goal! The Dream Begins with Sven-Göran Eriksson.

Eriksson bought Jermaine Beckford from Everton for a £2.5m fee (which could rise to £4m in total).

[MattGamble92]

There's alwaysgot to be something that creeps into every thread over a period of time. In a few months JB will prove the doubters wrong and there'll be something else. Or maybe we'll recycle old crazes like Gallagher should/shouldn't be booed, Ricardo should/shouldn't be booed, whether we should stick with Pearson, it's Wellens' fault, are we signing Maynard and did we get rid of Sven too soon.

You've been here before

[kingfox]

Fook off with another Beckford thread.

Too many of them.

[MattGamble92]

Fook off with another Beckford thread.

Too many of them.

[Babylon]

Kevin Bacon

Michael Sheen (frost Nixon)

Old player (Someone in soccer aid)

Beckford (must have met one of them)

Easy

[Guest Col city fan]

Kevin Bacon

Michael Sheen (frost Nixon)

Old player (Someone in soccer aid)

Beckford (must have met one of them)

Easy

Your sense of humour recently cracks me up!

[foxfanazer]

Hitler to beckford

Hitler was the ruler of Germany

Hitler only had one ball

Football is played using one ball

Leicester city are a professional football team

Jermaine beckford plays for Leicester city