davieG Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 No more sausage up Charles St as a colleague at work used to say BBC An Indian company has launched what it claims is the country's first vagina tightening cream, saying it will make women feel "like a virgin" again. The company says it is about empowering women, but critics say it is doing the opposite. The BBC's Rajini Vaidyanathan in Mumbai reports. It is certainly a bold claim. As the music starts playing on the advertisement for the 18 Again cream, a sari-clad woman is singing and dancing. It is an unusual take on Bollywood. "I feel like a virgin," she croons, although the advert makes it clear she is not. Her shocked in-laws look on, before her husband joins her for some salsa-style dancing. "Feels like the very first time," she continues, as she is twirled around. Cut away to her mother-in-law who begins by responding with a disgusted look on her face, but by the end of the advert even she has been won over, and is seen buying the product online. Full report - http://www.bbc.co.uk...-india-19353039
Mack Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 This stuff has been flogging all over eBay for months. I bought the misses some, and told her if she wont use it on her fanny then at least use it on her gob
MooseBreath Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Pretty sure I saw Finnegan in the hospital earlier complaining of burns after he'd attempted rubbing this stuff around his anus.
The Doctor Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Mooseler. Can't really see the point of that, seems a bit of a waste of time and research.
James. Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Can't really see the point of that, seems a bit of a waste of time and research. Virgin Alert.
Finnegan Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Pretty sure I saw Finnegan in the hospital earlier complaining of burns after he'd attempted rubbing this stuff around his anus. Oh yeah, a gay joke, nice one.
Captain... Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Mooseler. Can't really see the point of that, seems a bit of a waste of time and research. I'm sure the researchers didn't think it was a waste of time, does it feel any tighter? how about now? Hmm results inconclusive, lets try again. For scientific purposes its effectiveness had to be tried on all ages and races not to mention having a control specimen, twins would be best, virgin twins at that, to make sure their are no outside factors affecting the results, break them in and make them equally baggy down there, then apply the cream and see if the one gets tighter than the other, obviously this wouldn't work instantly so it would require regular applications and testing of both subjects... Sorry it's been a while, I just hope this wasn't tested on animals at any point...
skinnydipper Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Oh yeah, a gay joke, nice one. He was the moral core, the element of humanity, the over-all nice guy.... ... yup, he was the poofter.
The Doctor Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 I'm sure the researchers didn't think it was a waste of time, does it feel any tighter? how about now? Hmm results inconclusive, lets try again. For scientific purposes its effectiveness had to be tried on all ages and races not to mention having a control specimen, twins would be best, virgin twins at that, to make sure their are no outside factors affecting the results, break them in and make them equally baggy down there, then apply the cream and see if the one gets tighter than the other, obviously this wouldn't work instantly so it would require regular applications and testing of both subjects... Sorry it's been a while, I just hope this wasn't tested on animals at any point... Oh, I'm sure it was great for the researchers - but they could have done something much more useful, like working on something to help the muscles in the hand keep a pint glass upright at all times.
Finnegan Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Yep, indeed. I'm not calling him out for being offensive or politically incorrect. Quite the opposite, in fact. I'm just pointing out that was an incredibly feeble attempt at a put-down.
Captain... Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Oh, I'm sure it was great for the researchers - but they could have done something much more useful, like working on something to help the muscles in the hand keep a pint glass upright at all times. Maybe they were when one of them went home forgetting his hands were still covered is this muscle stiffener for hands, you can see where this is going, gave the old ball and chain's battered old mimsy a good finger banging to try and stimulate the last drops out of her fanny batter glands so he could avoid another friction burn, when there was finally something more than dust down there he rams his cock in to a tight wet pussy. Unfortunately there was still a bit of this cream swimming around in there and it made his cock contract to a small but permanently hard little nubbin. He died a few weeks later when his bladder exploded.
Guest Bilo Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Can't really see the point of that, seems a bit of a waste of time and research. What James said. Last thing you want is a wizard's sleeve Al. Joking aside, I can imagine that are cultural reasons coming into play here as well with virginity being far more significant in the Indian subcontinent. Hymen reconstruction surgery has been a reality for many years and I expect that this new cream is as much geared towards those reasons as towards the desire for a lovely, tight snatch.
Captain... Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 What James said. Last thing you want is a wizard's sleeve Al. Speak for yourself, I would be very happy with a wizard's sleeve, a clown's pocket, even a donkey's yawn, as long as I can touch at least one side I'll find away to make it happen.
The Doctor Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 What James said. Last thing you want is a wizard's sleeve Al. Which is why you wait for her to take the rabbit out first.
Guest Bilo Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Speak for yourself, I would be very happy with a wizard's sleeve, a clown's pocket, even a donkey's yawn, as long as I can touch at least one side I'll find away to make it happen. Every hole's a goal as they say. Unless it's a man hole. A mouse's ear or otter's pocket is optimum though. Which is why you wait for her to take the rabbit out first. You have some really odd sexual practices. It might nibble your little orange carrot.
Guest MattP Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Reading this reminded me of the brilliant Curb episode where they discuss the "big vagina" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
purpleronnie Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Reading this reminded me of the brilliant Curb episode where they discuss the "big vagina" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
caz05 Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 This stuff has been flogging all over eBay for months. I bought the misses some, and told her if she wont use it on her fanny then at least use it on her gob
Jon the Hat Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Well this was a great thread for my wife to read as her first taste of FT. She now has an entirely accurate impression of you all.
Captain... Posted 28 August 2012 Posted 28 August 2012 Hello misses the hat, please don't judge me by the posts in this thread I am normally much more disgusting and sexually depraved.
Finnegan Posted 29 August 2012 Posted 29 August 2012 Well this was a great thread for my wife to read as her first taste of FT. She now has an entirely accurate impression of you all. lol
Dr The Singh Posted 29 August 2012 Posted 29 August 2012 Meh, I'm just one of many that would be happy with getting some in the first place, beggars nd choosers and all that.
Captain... Posted 29 August 2012 Posted 29 August 2012 Meh, I'm just one of many that would be happy with getting some in the first place, beggars nd choosers and all that. You have sex with beggars?
Jordan Posted 29 August 2012 Posted 29 August 2012 It's probably made of the same stuff being sold via spam emails full of misspellings that promise to make your penis bigger.
21st Century Fox Posted 29 August 2012 Posted 29 August 2012 You have sex with beggars? Don't tell me you haven't taken back a homeless woman, given her a bath and elocution lessons.
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