The plane crash.

[EnderbyFox]

23F right near an exit, but still get a window seat

[jonthefox]

Right at the back, looking forward to it.

Good call. I suppose planes don't reverse in to mountains.

[Zingari]

is there a vegetarian option for the in flight meal ?

oz might want to come along

[marko]

can't they fly it into the top section of a massive steel framed building and see what happens ?

Still plugging that one, eh?!

[Zingari]

Still plugging that one, eh?!

can't help meself

[I am Rod Hull]

Damn!, I don`t do facebook so I can`t get on the plane . On the plus side, I will live and you`re all going to die

I`ll probably do a 1k run to raise money for a little memorial garden for you all, just outside the KP stadium.

[I am Rod Hull]

Are you in your mid 30's and covered in slap?.

I can be anything you want me to be, babes

[Captain...]

Seat 22F and prepared for death!

Looks like I'm sitting on your lap buddy, got the same seat, I always go for the extra leg room in the emergency exit seats, and the great view of the wing for the whole flight.

Oh well, if I'm gonna die, might as well go down smiling, I'll bring the lube.

[Craig]

24A in honour of the great Frenchman himself.

Prepared for death.

[Webbo]

I've just bought a bag of peanuts from the trolley dolly and told her I'd pay her after we land.

[Bluefoxtim]

15D. Genuinely picked a seat that I'd fancy on a long haul flight

Not too far from the bogs and an aisle seat so that I don't have to keep making people move for me.

[I am Rod Hull]

I've just bought a bag of peanuts from the trolley dolly and told her I'd pay her after we land.

You`re going to crash in the desert and you`ve bought peanuts?, you`re going to be very very thirsty...

[morris1234]

Economy 13C. Goodbye cruel world!

[Webbo]

You`re going to crash in the desert and you`ve bought peanuts?, you`re going to be very very thirsty...

I should have bought to fruit shoot too.

[Guest MattP]

I'm on Easyjet and already been taken ill with possible food poisoning, I might not make the crash.

[I am Rod Hull]

I should have bought to fruit shoot too.

[Guest BlueBrett]

I haven't got facebook so they wont let me board

I might take my chances as a stowaway in the cargo hold

[morris1234]

The wonderul world of Facebook is suggesting they do a 'con air' style test. Fill it with death row prisoners and if they survive, then they are free.

Not a nice idea and quite sick really.

Got me thinking though...big brother....love island...I'm a celeb...none of them would have anything on celeb air! You fail tasks and your on the pilots lap! Pass your task you can sit Janet street porter on the wing...not for stability...just because you can!

[Tom17LCFC]

22a, didn't even know this was happening, sounds absolutely quality!

[The Year Of The Fox]

26a. I always end up in the late 20s.

The programmes just been delayed. Easyjet say it's down to unforseen circumstances

[Captain...]

I'm on Easyjet and already been taken ill with possible food poisoning, I might not make the crash.

If you are rich enough to afford to eat on an easyjet flight, you really shouldn't be on an easyjet flight.

[Guest MattP]

Imagine how many people are going to shit themselves if they are given the same seat number next flight they take of what they picked tonight.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Imagine how many people are going to shit themselves if they are given the same seat number next flight they take of what they picked tonight.

I know have you seen the disclaimer where you select your seat?

[rico]

4B Business Class for me

[Guest MattP]

I know have you seen the disclaimer where you select your seat?

Didn't read it, what did it say?