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Apocalypse Now or maybe sometime after that...

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sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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Well, it's only a matter of less than a week until we all burn up in some almighty catastrophic natural or unnatural disaster.

I have a busy week at work next, so I might miss out on the fire and brimstone.

Has anyone got any plans for the forthcoming march to death?

Hopefully it'll be quick and not drawn out, as I haven't bought my Christmas presents yet, and there might be some looting and rioting and I'd hate to get caught up in it all trying to get the newest ipad or what not, simply for the wife to be concerned about what our last meal might be.

Thoughts? Last wishes? Last meals etc?

sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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I thought it was the 21st or something? I've booked my first class ticket to hell :P

Well, it's not a certainty on the date. 12.12.12. seems a nice number to go out on. Reads better in the papers.

I might try and get myself banned as many times as possible on FT, y'know for shitsngiggles, and come back with a different name, yet with the same inane banter, and wum wankery as my previous guise, it'll pass the time, and I'll barely notice the destruction of civilisation and the deaths of those around me.

The Doctor

The Doctor

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It's massive bullshit - the Mayan year was 5 days shorter than ours, and didn't include leap years - it's several years in the future for them. With the leap years accounted for it's 2014 - the world should have ended at least 2 years ago if the Mayans were right.

Webbo

Webbo

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It's massive bullshit - the Mayan year was 5 days shorter than ours, and didn't include leap years - it's several years in the future for them. With the leap years accounted for it's 2014 - the world should have ended at least 2 years ago if the Mayans were right.

Thanks for clearing that up for us.

flowwolf

flowwolf

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Like this? Like what? You'll have to be specific fluwank, not like you to generalise. :thumbup:

You want to be careful with the name calling you could get put on the moderators queue for that. ;)

flowwolf

flowwolf

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it was a typo, I'll get in the queue behind you for trolling then shall I?

While your at it get them to have a look at your blocking app it's obviously not working for you. :thumbup:

BoneDog

BoneDog

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HARK!

First the fine ash appears in the air. Then the gravel. Followed by hot coals. Then the world goes dark for about 6 months because of smoke and cloud.

Maruts, or 'the terrible ones', as records show they were called in many continents in ancient times, are swarms of meteorites. When they come, they come in very large and aggressive gangs. We get a lashing from them every two to three thousand years. Word.

Here's a couple of examples. Luckily these ones aren't on fire and making a hideous din, but it's just to get a feel for what's about to pop off.

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The second one's a big f*&ker, about 9 tons I think. Not to be sniffed at.

The following passages are some experiences of them in ancient times. Written records from witnesses and survivors, and warnings to us.

Yee may mock the message, but gerra load of this. SHITROCKS.

Joel 2 : 3

A fire devoureth before them; and behind them a flame burneth...Nothing shall escape them.

Joel 2 : 4

The appearance of them is as the appearance of horses: and as horsemen, so shall they run.

Vedic Hymns

Like a blast of fire...Blazing in their strength, brilliant like fires, and impetuous.

At their racings, the earth shakes, as if broken, when on the heavenly path they harness for victory.

They are like headlong charioteers on their ways. They who are brilliant, of terrible design, powerful, and devourers of foes. Host of your chariots, terrible Marut host.

Joel 2 : 6

Before their face the people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness.

Vedic Hymns

At your approach the son of man holds himself down...You have caused men to tremble, you have caused mountains to tremble.

Joel 2 : 7

They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks.

Vedic Hymns

Your conquest is violent, splendid, terrible, full and crushing...The terrible train of untiring Maruts...Full of terrible designs, like giants.

If there is any doubt as to the nature of "the terrible ones", the following words would dissipate it:

Joel 2 : 10

The earth shall quake before them; the heavens shall tremble; the sun and moon shall be dark, and the stars shall withdraw their shining.

Vedic Hymns

You shake the sky. The terrible ones...even what is firm and unshakable is being shaken. When they whose march is terrible have caused the rocks to tremble, or when the manly Maruts have shaken the back of heaven. Hide the hideous darkness, make the light which we long for.

As you now know, it's gonna be a rough ride. I'd definitely buy a hard hat. I've filled the attic with mattresses. Nothing's getting through them pissers.

GOOD LUCK :trumpet:

Oooh that reminds me, when you hear about that trumpet sounding on the Day of Judgement, it's not a literal brass trumpet, it's the caves and other cracks and crevices of the earth letting out shit loads of air very fastly. Sounds like a massive trumpet. Different notes depending on what size crevice you're near. So when you hear it don't shit your pants, calm down, it's not a massive giant with a giant trumpet, it's just the earth about to have a great big f*&k off set of earthquakes. Just go with it and you'll be alreet.

If any of you are wise you'll heed these words.

ozleicester

ozleicester

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To be honest, Im a bit pissed off about this... we are 8 hours ahead of you!

Fvcking joke, why doesnt the government do something about this, typical, the wealthy, glitterati, illuminatti, anti pastas all get to live an extra 8 hours.

Any way, ive got a few things for sale if anyone is interested.

foxfanazer

foxfanazer

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It's massive bullshit - the Mayan year was 5 days shorter than ours, and didn't include leap years - it's several years in the future for them. With the leap years accounted for it's 2014 - the world should have ended at least 2 years ago if the Mayans were right.

phew!
flowwolf

flowwolf

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I'm having my varicose veins done on the 12th! Still chances are I'll be out of it on the operating table when the world implodes.

Ah mystery solved , that explains what Donny Osmond was singing about , The twelfth of never . These Mormons know everything. :thumbup:

kingfox

kingfox

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I hope Vardy manages to score before the world ends.

I am feeling fairly sad at the thought, of not seeing Sean St Ledger play in a Leicester shirt again.

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