BoneDog Posted 4 December 2012 Posted 4 December 2012 Don't worry lads, you will see Vardy score and St Ledger play for us again. The world's not gonna end on that date that keeps getting mentioned. That's just when we enter the time of it becoming a possibility. Could be a fair few years away yet. Could be months. SWEEPSTAKE. Keep your eyes on the sky, and when you see something like described in the following quote you can start to shit your pants. 'A Babylonian astronomical tablet reads, "a star flared up and its light radiated bright as day, and as it blazed, it lashed its tail like an angry scorpion."' After you see that happen it probably means the shitstorm is on it's way. Until that day we can all swan around town like billy big bollocks.
Captain... Posted 5 December 2012 Posted 5 December 2012 In case you think you'll miss it handy apocalypse countdown, complete with suggestions for things to do between now and then: http://clockalypse.com/
flowwolf Posted 5 December 2012 Posted 5 December 2012 Don't worry lads, you will see Vardy score and St Ledger play for us again. The world's not gonna end on that date that keeps getting mentioned. That's just when we enter the time of it becoming a possibility. Could be a fair few years away yet. Could be months. SWEEPSTAKE. Keep your eyes on the sky, and when you see something like described in the following quote you can start to shit your pants. 'A Babylonian astronomical tablet reads, "a star flared up and its light radiated bright as day, and as it blazed, it lashed its tail like an angry scorpion."' After you see that happen it probably means the shitstorm is on it's way. Until that day we can all swan around town like billy big bollocks. What happens to those who died before the world ends ?
ozleicester Posted 5 December 2012 Posted 5 December 2012 Can you imagine the queue at the "pearly gates" on destruction day... fvck it, its gonna take hours to get through and i just know ill pick the wrong line, then ill move to the other one which is moving faster, then that will stop and my original will move faster again. Im not happy about all this, isnt there something we can do... should i write to the club.. or phone the moan in or something?
Captain... Posted 5 December 2012 Posted 5 December 2012 Can you imagine the queue at the "pearly gates" on destruction day... fvck it, its gonna take hours to get through and i just know ill pick the wrong line, then ill move to the other one which is moving faster, then that will stop and my original will move faster again. Im not happy about all this, isnt there something we can do... should i write to the club.. or phone the moan in or something? Pretty sure you're going the other way mate, I'll save you a spot in the queue.
ozleicester Posted 5 December 2012 Posted 5 December 2012 Pretty sure you're going the other way mate, I'll save you a spot in the queue. Phew, thank god for that
flowwolf Posted 5 December 2012 Posted 5 December 2012 yes you have got to serve time in purgatory by being made to watch Forest home and away for the next hundred years or at least until the 21st of December.
ozleicester Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!.... Triple J = Worlds best radio station
kingfox Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!.... Triple J = Worlds best radio station Seen that yesterday, wonder how much she got for making a joke and scaring people. I wouldn't mind that sort of money.
skinnydipper Posted 7 December 2012 Posted 7 December 2012 THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!.... Triple J = Worlds best radio station Good to see she's got a sense of humour cos she's got a face like the back of a shovel.
Jon the Hat Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 Today I am quite amused by this. Russians have been so worried that the Minister of Emergency Situations issued a denial that the world would end. I want to be a minister of emergency situations. I could do that shit.
flowwolf Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 We lost away to Milwall what's the point of living anymore anyway ?
ithuriel Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 I'm just wondering what the next date and reason for global destruction will be.
ithuriel Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 Today I am quite amused by this. Russians have been so worried that the Minister of Emergency Situations issued a denial that the world would end. I want to be a minister of emergency situations. I could do that shit. The Russians are a strange lot, just seen on the news Putin wanting the law passed to stop Americans adopting Russian children. In tit for tat stuff it does strike me as peculiar.
Captain... Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 "My girlfriend just text me saying it is the end of the world tomorrow, what are we going to do for the last minutes of the world" there was a suggestive smiley in there. I replied: "It's not going to end tomorrow, but just in case I don't want to die having never had anal sex." She hasn't got back to me yet... So what will you be doing/trying to convince your grlfriend to let you do with your last moments on earth? (You know just in case). Also, what else should go on the end of the world play list:
21st Century Fox Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs
kingfox Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 21st in Australia and they are still alive. Congrats to them.
Webbo Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 21st in Australia and they are still alive. Congrats to them. I won't feel safe until Ozfox or Socceroo fox post something on here.
The Doctor Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 Quick, someone sacrifice a fly to imhotep, that'll summon ozleicester
stix Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 "My girlfriend just text me saying it is the end of the world tomorrow, what are we going to do for the last minutes of the world" there was a suggestive smiley in there. I replied: "It's not going to end tomorrow, but just in case I don't want to die having never had anal sex." She hasn't got back to me yet... You just better hope she doesn't come home with a huge strap-on Shrappers. Lube up!!
sphericalfox Posted 20 December 2012 Author Posted 20 December 2012 Quick, someone sacrifice a fly to imhotep, that'll summon ozleicester He's probably got a meat belly and is thoroughly exhausted from the End of the World BBQ he hosted.
Manwell Pablo Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 I won't feel safe until Ozfox or Socceroo fox post something on here. He'll survive anyway, he's more highly evolved than us remember.
Fox in the North Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 http://ambientfall.tumblr.com/post/38377112454/the-apocalypse-an-aussie-update
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