Guest MattP Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 He'll survive anyway, he's more highly evolved than us remember.
Tielemans63 Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 http://ambientfall.tumblr.com/post/38377112454/the-apocalypse-an-aussie-update That's some scary shit right there.
Captain... Posted 20 December 2012 Posted 20 December 2012 You just better hope she doesn't come home with a huge strap-on Shrappers. Lube up!! It's ok she only brought a small one.
flowwolf Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Ghost in the machine! Oh no she screams, it's photoshop boy.
BoneDog Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 I tried to warn you all earlier but it seems as though you're taking the old maruts far too lightly. Some of you are even taking this all in jest. Flippin' lunatics. PANIC, YOU IDIOTS! GOOD LUCK
21st Century Fox Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Their Magnum's, terrific Their ability to predict the end of the World, shît.
kingfox Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Peeps saying it will end 11am, when it will be 12am on the 22nd for our mates in New Zealand. Ummm, think I might back off twitter, starting to annoy me.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 well my bro in oz is alive still?
BoneDog Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Their Magnum's, terrific Their ability to predict the end of the World, shît. That does look nice. I've been caning the old Magnum Infinity for a few months, but will opt for one of those tomorrow. As for the Mayans, they didn't actually predict the end of the world as people seem to think. Not sure where that rumour came from. I'm pretty sure their calendar was some sort of timer to do with a cosmic cycle, and nothing to do with an end of world prediction. More like a marut 'danger zone' predictor! They're hinting at us to get ready, cos we'll be flying through the zone soonish. All the other advanced ancient astronomers warned us of them too. I reckon we're alright until at least after the world cup, but I could be wrong as my telescope's bust at the mo.
Carl the Llama Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 That does look nice. I've been caning the old Magnum Infinity for a few months, but will opt for one of those tomorrow. As for the Mayans, they didn't actually predict the end of the world as people seem to think. Not sure where that rumour came from. I'm pretty sure their calendar was some sort of timer to do with a cosmic cycle, and nothing to do with an end of world prediction. More like a marut 'danger zone' predictor! They're hinting at us to get ready, cos we'll be flying through the zone soonish. All the other advanced ancient astronomers warned us of them too. I reckon we're alright until at least after the world cup, but I could be wrong as my telescope's bust at the mo. Why didn't we listen to Archer?
21st Century Fox Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 That does look nice. I've been caning the old Magnum Infinity for a few months, but will opt for one of those tomorrow. As for the Mayans, they didn't actually predict the end of the world as people seem to think. Not sure where that rumour came from. I'm pretty sure their calendar was some sort of timer to do with a cosmic cycle, and nothing to do with an end of world prediction. More like a marut 'danger zone' predictor! They're hinting at us to get ready, cos we'll be flying through the zone soonish. All the other advanced ancient astronomers warned us of them too. I reckon we're alright until at least after the world cup, but I could be wrong as my telescope's bust at the mo. I remember Al (I think) posting a thorough explanation, I was just taking the piss. I'm still waiting for Harold Camping's next prediction, he's due a result.
flowwolf Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Well it's gone eleven and i'm still wasting my time on here, still it's not the end of the world is it.
Fox92 Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 It's 11:11am GMT isn't it? Which means we have a minute to live. I'm doing an assignment, browsing Foxestalk and listening to The Clash. Not the best way to go out.
syston_fox Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Capital FM played Adelle's Skyfall at 11:11 - I wanted to kill myself!
yorkie1999 Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Hope they hold it off for a few more hours cos its my works xmas piss up at dinner time.
AyewJoking Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 "My girlfriend just text me saying it is the end of the world tomorrow, what are we going to do for the last minutes of the world" there was a suggestive smiley in there. I replied: "It's not going to end tomorrow, but just in case I don't want to die having never had anal sex." She hasn't got back to me yet... So what will you be doing/trying to convince your grlfriend to let you do with your last moments on earth? (You know just in case). im married so i guess i'd ask for some peace and quiet while the footy's on.
MrSpaM Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Took me ages to make that foil hat and 'welcome to earth' sign
Captain... Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 Took me ages to make that foil hat and 'welcome to earth' sign Don't worry there will be more opportunities to welcome in the apocalypse, my Calendar runs out in 10 days, must mean the end of the world, unless I get a new one for Christmas.
The Doctor Posted 21 December 2012 Posted 21 December 2012 That does look nice. I've been caning the old Magnum Infinity for a few months, but will opt for one of those tomorrow. As for the Mayans, they didn't actually predict the end of the world as people seem to think. Not sure where that rumour came from. I'm pretty sure their calendar was some sort of timer to do with a cosmic cycle, and nothing to do with an end of world prediction. More like a marut 'danger zone' predictor! They're hinting at us to get ready, cos we'll be flying through the zone soonish. All the other advanced ancient astronomers warned us of them too. I reckon we're alright until at least after the world cup, but I could be wrong as my telescope's bust at the mo. No, it's the change of the b'ak'tun - akin to the millennium, it's not a warning of shit coming anymore than Y2K was.
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