Danizen Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Only in Leicester? Really? Not the rest of the UK? or Romania? or Ireland? It's only us that would have the gall to put something in people's food that for whatever reason, they might not want to eat.
ADK Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Yeah i don't understand that either. Think you'll find it's not just a Leicester problem. Not a big fan of Halal meat anyway.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 I bought two Halal birthday cakes the other day. I'm not sure what makes a cake Halal or otherwise, but they looked great and tasted even better so I'm not complaining
Guest BlueBrett Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Wonder if you still get your virgins if you eat it by mistake?
marko Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Wonder if you still get your virgins if you eat it by mistake? They must be running out of virgins in heaven soon. You can't be giving everyone 72 untouched honeypots and expect to have enough supply to meet demand forever.
Uncle Monty Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 I bought two Halal birthday cakes the other day. I'm not sure what makes a cake Halal or otherwise, but they looked great and tasted even better so I'm not complaining It's because it had pork in it.
StanSP Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 They must be running out of virgins in heaven soon. You can't be giving everyone 72 untouched honeypots and expect to have enough supply to meet demand forever. Maybe they don't mean virgin women only
marko Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Maybe they don't mean virgin women only Sounds like you're volunteering there
StanSP Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 I bought two Halal birthday cakes the other day. I'm not sure what makes a cake Halal or otherwise, but they looked great and tasted even better so I'm not complaining Halal simply means 'humane' or 'lawful'. You can kill an animal but as long as it's done humanely and that the animal did not suffer, so to speak, then that's what classes it as halal. It's a bit of an odd concept, I'll admit!
Guest BlueBrett Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 They must be running out of virgins in heaven soon. You can't be giving everyone 72 untouched honeypots and expect to have enough supply to meet demand forever. I know! It must be a real concern for them. Especially if Moosey gets his way and is allowed to go around deflowering 13 year olds
Bellend Sebastian Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Halal simply means 'humane' or 'lawful'. You can kill an animal but as long as it's done humanely and that the animal did not suffer, so to speak, then that's what classes it as halal. It's a bit of an odd concept, I'll admit! I've frequently advocated putting meat in cakes, which is yet to catch on, and there certainly weren't any bits of spicy beef in these. Someone here reckons it might be something to do with eggs. Tricky to treat an egg humanely, I'd have thought
Manwell Pablo Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Halal simply means 'humane' or 'lawful'. You can kill an animal but as long as it's done humanely and that the animal did not suffer, so to speak, then that's what classes it as halal. It's a bit of an odd concept, I'll admit! Only problem being is really not a very humane why of killing an animal at all so I have to admit I struggle with the concept.
StanSP Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 I've frequently advocated putting meat in cakes, which is yet to catch on, and there certainly weren't any bits of spicy beef in these. Someone here reckons it might be something to do with eggs. Tricky to treat an egg humanely, I'd have thought Just don't call it a white egg. That's frowned upon.
Kyle_Le_Don Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 I thought halal they turned them upside down cut their throat and let them bleed to death. I must of heard wrong
The Doctor Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 I thought halal they turned them upside down cut their throat and let them bleed to death. I must of heard wrong Bless the animal, stun then slit the throat and let the bleed to death is the typical procedure from what I'm aware.
StanSP Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Bless the animal, stun then slit the throat and let the bleed to death is the typical procedure from what I'm aware. Yep. Slitting the throat cuts the jugular and the windpipe and stops oxygen going to the brain and therefore the animal has very little time to feel the pain. All sacrifices must be blessed in the name of God to be Halal, otherwise it is known to be 'haram' - harmful.
Manwell Pablo Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Yep. Slitting the throat cuts the jugular and the windpipe and stops oxygen going to the brain and therefore the animal has very little time to feel the pain. All sacrifices must be blessed in the name of God to be Halal, otherwise it is known to be 'haram' - harmful. It's an extremly out dated religious technique that serves no purpose in modern society given there are now better methods of slaughtering animals.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 What I want to know is how long before we're eating meat that hasn't actually been slaughtered at all!
Tielemans63 Posted 9 May 2013 Posted 9 May 2013 Maybe they don't mean virgin women only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5bw3BhOCI
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