terry2simmo Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 My friends and I were waiting at St Margarets bus station for the 6pm Skylink back to Loughborough after the match on Saturday. I remember thinking how few people were there and how quiet it was for a Bank holiday weekend.( Skeggy must be packed I mused ). When suddenly the soundwaves were shattered with" AGHHHHH! Birmingham Who are they? " Suddenly the atmosphere changed, bystanders Stared in disbelief whilst we that knew him smiled and chattered amongst ourselves at the entertainment to follow. He had one shoe on and one shoe off with a barefoot hanging out of his trouser leg, he was lacking his usual warpaint and he looked very pale.He proceeded to have a verbal confrontation with a guy who was cleaning the floor and the exchange was swift and blue. the cleaner was out of his depth I'm afraid. He then played to the crowd till the bus arrived. Once on the bus he donned a red fez and Bernie Cooper entertained us all the way home until we reached Loughborough High street, where he alighted daintily and scurried off still shoeless to the town. Love him or hate him he is never boring, the bus was full of smiling passengers all the way home. Even Tommy Cooper would have enjoyed it I reckon. Did anyone see him in the fez at the game? Legend
Bayfox Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Bastard i still wanted to believe he walked everywhere. You've shattered my image of the legend that is bernie.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 I had a dream last night involving Nat Jackson, Billy Davies and Bernie. They were enticed into Billy Davies house by a trail of biscuits (Bernie walked all the way to Scotland). Billy then pressed a book on a shelf, the wall opened up and they went inside a secret room full of cameras and tv screens. The door slammed shut. What happened thereon I will have to leave to your imaginations, but Nat came out with a particularly capacious tuna canoe
Guest Bilo Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Tuna Canoe. I bet she came out looking as though she'd been bobbing for apples in a drum of cold porridge.
DennisNedry Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 We saw him in the concourse at Derby. He was screaming sheep shaggers and thrusting his pelvis to a group of lads who were just pissing themselves and filming it. Then as the game was about to start he was walking towards the stairwell and he just barges his way through this group of girls, grunting 'scuse me'.
Kitchandro Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 We saw him in the concourse at Derby. He was screaming sheep shaggers and thrusting his pelvis to a group of lads who were just pissing themselves and filming it. Then as the game was about to start he was walking towards the stairwell and he just barges his way through this group of girls, grunting 'scuse me'. It was brilliant in the pub before. Everyone was loving him and the bargirl didn't have a clue what was going on.
volpeazzurro Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Saw him on the way to the Monaco game shouting repeatedly at the top of his voice, 'slugs and snails, you eat shit'!
Guest shearfox Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 I think I saw him in the local hero before the game, small old guy wearing a red hat?
Loggy88 Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Every club has one fan who is a complete lunatic and ours is Bernie, what a legend.
Strokes Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Sounds a real character.Search him on YouTube if you haven't seen him, he is a one off.
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Saw him in the Local Hero before the game, my dad commented that in his fez he looked like a Hull fan
Guest Bilo Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6KCjyEH8Kc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeObadMQ1eM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVUh4IpKjw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNfn2MHmGSI The bloke's hilarious!
AnotherShitSeason Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 He just gets better. Shame the OP didn't get a good picture of him in the fez. Would be my new favourite avatar.
josh_baskin Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Its always puzzled me as to what he keeps in that full carrier bag that looks like a tied up bag full of rubbish about to go outside to the bin?!
Guest Bilo Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Its always puzzled me as to what he keeps in that full carrier bag that looks like a tied up bag full of rubbish about to go outside to the bin?! Apparently it's newspaper clippings about City.
NathanC93 Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 In the Navigation before Derby he accused me of being a Norwich fan for wearing the green and yellow pin stripe shirt
Bayfox Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Does anyone actually admit to owning the. Leicester city in the shit. Tshirts with bernie stood in a horse turd? For the record i dont. But i'd love to know whos idea it was.
Zingari Posted 26 August 2013 Posted 26 August 2013 Did he do any crap tricks and jokes ? Just like that !
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