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There once was a fellow called Strokes

Who didn't like women but blokes

He knelt on the table

All willing and able

Charging 3 pound 50 for pokes

Sorry Strokes

why are you sorry ? didn't you pay up? :D

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There's a fine old geezer called Smudge 

He's right wing and just doesn't budge 

Privatised industry is best

Labour  fooked all the rest 

Typical Tory bullshit and fudge

 

 

If you read this , just joking and no offence Smudge  :thumbup:

 

 

 

 

if you don't I mean every word of it  :)

Posted

The poet Benjamin Zephaniah

Met Ken one day and said "Hiya!"

"I've read your prose"

"And heaven knows"

"I've got to say you're a trier."

Posted

There was a Foxestalker named Webbo

Who bought sweets at his local Netto

He liked his choc

But got a shock

At the price for his favourite, Freddo

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There was a FoxesTalker named Finnegan

Who said, "I'm going to take it on the chin again"

"Cos your recital"

"Is taking the Michael"

But the wind came out and blew him in again

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe I should begin again. :ph34r:

Posted

There was a Tory named Mattp,

Who despised Foxes Talk's Aussies,

They didn't eat meat,

And about it they'd bleat,

So he shunned the do-gooder hippies.

Posted

A student in Bradford called Doctor

Hair is as red as a lobster,

We shouldn't just mock,

This skirt wearing Jock,

He'll probably end up a mobster.

Posted

The people cried Webbo for mod

They thought he was some of kind of god

Then Baltimore Blue

Came out with some poo

And was told to go on and jog

Posted

So Harry thinks we all immature

Well I think that makes him a bore

It's taking the piss

Most people would miss

So lets superglue him to the floor

Posted

BaltimoreBlue who lived in Lesotho

Thought that he had nothing to show fo

all that he did

earned just a few quid

which he then went and spent on his chauffeur

Posted

There was a Foxestalker named Kingfox,

Whose banter would knock off your socks,

His jokes were so good,

That often they would,

Have no real punchline, not make a lot of sense and turn into inane ramblings about Dion Dublin's son, the homosexuals who live across the road and Sean St. Ledger.

Posted

BaltimoreBlue who lived in Lesotho

Thought that he had nothing to show fo

all that he did

earned just a few quid

which he then went and spent on his chauffeur

 

and the nanny, cleaner, cook, security guards, private school...

 

it's tough out here. I'll send you all some diamonds soon!

Posted

The only real problem with Notnow John

You were never sure if he was having you on

Into a post

He'd move like a ghost

Drop a comment and then he was gone!

Posted

We know Another of Walsh's Women

As someone who gets all the trimmin'

"Is that your best?"

"Where's the rest?"

But she always made sure she fit him in.

 

:ph34r:

 

To her busy schedule... obviously!

Posted

me a mod ? lol that's a good un !

 

I thought I was pretty safe from all this palaver , but there's more rhymes with Zingari  than I thought  :D

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A nosey young fellow called Kingfox

Perved on the gays over the road and was shocked

His jaw hit the floor

But he wanted some more

'Cos felt a twinge in his lunchbox

me a mod ? lol that's a good un !

I thought I was pretty safe from all this palaver , but there's more rhymes with Zingari than I thought :D

Oh crap I was thinking of bloody Webbo FFS! I've had a mare there

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There is an old git called Zingari

Who spouts a load of old blarney

if you see him out say

"You talk shite you old gay"

He's not but he can speak polari

 

( thanks for the polari rhyme Smudge , i'd never of thought of that one) :D

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