Zingari Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There once was a fellow called Strokes Who didn't like women but blokes He knelt on the table All willing and able Charging 3 pound 50 for pokes Sorry Strokes why are you sorry ? didn't you pay up?
Zingari Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There's a fine old geezer called Smudge He's right wing and just doesn't budge Privatised industry is best Labour fooked all the rest Typical Tory bullshit and fudge If you read this , just joking and no offence Smudge if you don't I mean every word of it
Merging Cultures Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There was a guy called Mark_w Who needed a new videoo He didn't like foxes so put them in boxes and played with his pikachu
Merging Cultures Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 Today a guy called BB was the biggest ass hole he could be we called some guys out who did like to shout but in the end he said sorry
MooseBreath Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 Most immature thread she's ever seen Possessing pure dread in place of dreams Harry's really sad So very very mad Maybe it is time she flicked her bean
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 The poet Benjamin Zephaniah Met Ken one day and said "Hiya!" "I've read your prose" "And heaven knows" "I've got to say you're a trier."
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There was a Foxestalker named Webbo Who bought sweets at his local Netto He liked his choc But got a shock At the price for his favourite, Freddo
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There was a FoxesTalker named Finnegan Who said, "I'm going to take it on the chin again" "Cos your recital" "Is taking the Michael" But the wind came out and blew him in again Maybe I should begin again.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There was a guy called BB He should have let the vid be But he reported a mod and acted like a sod but at least he's got a big willy...
Mark_w Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There was a Tory named Mattp, Who despised Foxes Talk's Aussies, They didn't eat meat, And about it they'd bleat, So he shunned the do-gooder hippies.
cambridgefox Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 why are you sorry ? didn't you pay up? no,I had £35 on me.
Guest MattP Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 A student in Bradford called Doctor Hair is as red as a lobster, We shouldn't just mock, This skirt wearing Jock, He'll probably end up a mobster.
Guest MattP Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 The people cried Webbo for mod They thought he was some of kind of god Then Baltimore Blue Came out with some poo And was told to go on and jog
Guest MattP Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 So Harry thinks we all immature Well I think that makes him a bore It's taking the piss Most people would miss So lets superglue him to the floor
Merging Cultures Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 The people cried Webbo for mod They thought he was some of kind of god Then Baltimore Blue Came out with some poo And was told to go on and jog
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 BaltimoreBlue who lived in Lesotho Thought that he had nothing to show fo all that he did earned just a few quid which he then went and spent on his chauffeur
Mark_w Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There was a Foxestalker named Kingfox, Whose banter would knock off your socks, His jokes were so good, That often they would, Have no real punchline, not make a lot of sense and turn into inane ramblings about Dion Dublin's son, the homosexuals who live across the road and Sean St. Ledger.
Merging Cultures Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 BaltimoreBlue who lived in Lesotho Thought that he had nothing to show fo all that he did earned just a few quid which he then went and spent on his chauffeur and the nanny, cleaner, cook, security guards, private school... it's tough out here. I'll send you all some diamonds soon!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 The only real problem with Notnow John You were never sure if he was having you on Into a post He'd move like a ghost Drop a comment and then he was gone!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 We know Another of Walsh's Women As someone who gets all the trimmin' "Is that your best?" "Where's the rest?" But she always made sure she fit him in. To her busy schedule... obviously!
FoxesAreBlue Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 My poor and vain attempt: The thing about FoxesAreBlue He just didn't know what to do When asked by a slag D'ya fancy a shag Should I risk it or spray her with cock-glue?
FoxesAreBlue Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There once was a young lad, Zingari Who rolled around town in a Ferrari When he became Mod It came with the job But he crashed it, now drives an Ascari
Zingari Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 me a mod ? that's a good un ! I thought I was pretty safe from all this palaver , but there's more rhymes with Zingari than I thought
FoxesAreBlue Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 A nosey young fellow called Kingfox Perved on the gays over the road and was shocked His jaw hit the floor But he wanted some more 'Cos felt a twinge in his lunchbox me a mod ? that's a good un ! I thought I was pretty safe from all this palaver , but there's more rhymes with Zingari than I thought Oh crap I was thinking of bloody Webbo FFS! I've had a mare there
Zingari Posted 14 October 2013 Posted 14 October 2013 There is an old git called Zingari Who spouts a load of old blarney if you see him out say "You talk shite you old gay" He's not but he can speak polari ( thanks for the polari rhyme Smudge , i'd never of thought of that one)
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