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I know this is going to make me sound dull and pedantic but the amount of times I've seen lines overloaded with syllables has started to annoy me. Composition, people, composition.

 

He's a limerick special

You might recognise it sounding like someone

You can buy my book

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If you log in at the top

Posted

I know this is going to make me sound dull and pedantic but the amount of times I've seen lines overloaded with syllables has started to annoy me. Composition, people, composition.

Still waiting for your first contribution

Should be great yeah thread evolution

Someday all this will be

Someone else's dream

It will.be someone else's dream yeaaaa

Posted

I'm not picking on anyone on here. My limericks are about strangers or made up people

 

A couple may be wordy and long lines but they sort of fit the right format.

5 lines not 6 AABBA

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There was a young man named Moosebreath

Who toyed with the idea with the idea of death

He said when Foxestalk friends see me post it

They will surely tell me not to do it

But they had him on ignore, poor Moosebreath.

The full facts

When Moosebreath was out one night

He saw before him a blinding light

With feelings of granduar

His visions were in colour

But his brain processed in black and white.

The fullest of all the facts

Posted

I'm not picking on anyone on here. My limericks are about strangers or made up people

A couple may be wordy and long lines but they sort of fit the right format.

5 lines not 6 AABBA

Fair dos, although I see nothing wrong with making one that's not overly derogatory.

By the way your last limerick used broke to rhyme with broke and do to rhyme with do. Not sure that's technically right, rhyming words should be different.

Posted

Well I'm picking out anyone either.

Even though you might call me a liar,

Thought I might not be bright,

It's just not black and white,

Well at least I'll be classed as a trier.

Posted

I did my last post before I saw Mooses so was not having a go at him.

 

Couldn't think of a suitable word to rhyme with broke and thought nobofy would notice well hoped.

Posted
FT is a grand footie forum

If you don't like some posters ignore 'em

We may have different views

About cats dogs and booze 

But Vebbo will ensure decorum 
Posted

I did my last post before I saw Mooses so was not having a go at him.

 

Couldn't think of a suitable word to rhyme with broke and thought nobofy would notice well hoped.

 

Hope,

 

Hope is a good word Ken. A special word.

Posted

AoWW went out shopping for shoes

Saw an offer she just could not refuse

Buy two for one

Before they're all gone!

So she filled up her trolley with booze

Posted

Thought some might be interested to know that Limerick are currently beating Shelbourne 1-0 in the Irish Airtricity Leauge.

There once was a town called Limerick

Where Sherbourne was beat by a free kick

One nil was the score

We thought there'd be more

Sponsored by a firm selling lectric

Posted

 

 

AoWW went out shopping for shoes

Saw an offer she just could not refuse

Buy two for one

Before they're all gone!

So she filled up her trolley with booze

:D

i like the little twist at the end of that Trav  :thumbup:

Posted

There is a kind old man named MattP

Who's persona is not as bad as some believe

He patrols the streets at night

In search of those in plight

And then takes them home for tea.

Posted

More accurate.
 

There is a young man named MattP

Who's a guy just loves a Tory

Could be nicknamed Tubbs

From too much time in the Pubs

And of course I'm only thinking of me.

Posted

There once was a chap called moosey

When in town made the women go goosey

He searched in the night

To find those that were tight

Now they've all changed their names to loosey

Posted

There is a man(?) called TheBigJohnSteader

His cock probably smells like Cheddar

That's because he left it to fester

The disgusting Foxestalk jester

Unfortunately put his login details in the shredder!

Posted

As I look down from my Ivory tower,

grand delusions of my own power,

If it's the disabled, homeless or recession,

I won't get a answer to the question,

Maybe I'm part of the World power.

Posted

The thread was clearly Moosebreath's

It complained about players and refs

But what gave it away

At the end of the day

Was the style of someone who drank meths

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