Strokes Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 Why don't you join in harry Instead of being harsh and whiney This isn't the place For critical waste We are just having fun, you see.
Guest MattP Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 I know this is going to make me sound dull and pedantic but the amount of times I've seen lines overloaded with syllables has started to annoy me. Composition, people, composition. He's a limerick special You might recognise it sounding like someone You can buy my book On Amazon If you log in at the top
Harry - LCFC Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 He's a limerick special You might recognise it sounding like someone You can buy my book On Amazon If you log in at the top That did make me smile a bit.
MooseBreath Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 I know this is going to make me sound dull and pedantic but the amount of times I've seen lines overloaded with syllables has started to annoy me. Composition, people, composition. Still waiting for your first contribution Should be great yeah thread evolution Someday all this will be Someone else's dream It will.be someone else's dream yeaaaa
Harry - LCFC Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 Still waiting for your first contribution Should be great yeah thread evolution Someday all this will be Someone else's dream It will.be someone else's dream yeaaaa Already made one.
Rincewind Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 I'm not picking on anyone on here. My limericks are about strangers or made up people A couple may be wordy and long lines but they sort of fit the right format. 5 lines not 6 AABBA
MooseBreath Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 There was a young man named Moosebreath Who toyed with the idea with the idea of death He said when Foxestalk friends see me post it They will surely tell me not to do it But they had him on ignore, poor Moosebreath. The full facts When Moosebreath was out one night He saw before him a blinding light With feelings of granduar His visions were in colour But his brain processed in black and white. The fullest of all the facts
Jimothy Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 I'm not picking on anyone on here. My limericks are about strangers or made up people A couple may be wordy and long lines but they sort of fit the right format. 5 lines not 6 AABBA Fair dos, although I see nothing wrong with making one that's not overly derogatory. By the way your last limerick used broke to rhyme with broke and do to rhyme with do. Not sure that's technically right, rhyming words should be different.
Guest MattP Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 Well I'm picking out anyone either. Even though you might call me a liar, Thought I might not be bright, It's just not black and white, Well at least I'll be classed as a trier.
Rincewind Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 I did my last post before I saw Mooses so was not having a go at him. Couldn't think of a suitable word to rhyme with broke and thought nobofy would notice well hoped.
Zingari Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 FT is a grand footie forum If you don't like some posters ignore 'em We may have different views About cats dogs and booze But Vebbo will ensure decorum
Guest MattP Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 I did my last post before I saw Mooses so was not having a go at him. Couldn't think of a suitable word to rhyme with broke and thought nobofy would notice well hoped. Hope, Hope is a good word Ken. A special word.
Harry - LCFC Posted 16 October 2013 Posted 16 October 2013 Thought some might be interested to know that Limerick are currently beating Shelbourne 1-0 in the Irish Airtricity Leauge.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 17 October 2013 Posted 17 October 2013 AoWW went out shopping for shoes Saw an offer she just could not refuse Buy two for one Before they're all gone! So she filled up her trolley with booze
Smudge Posted 17 October 2013 Posted 17 October 2013 Thought some might be interested to know that Limerick are currently beating Shelbourne 1-0 in the Irish Airtricity Leauge. There once was a town called Limerick Where Sherbourne was beat by a free kick One nil was the score We thought there'd be more Sponsored by a firm selling lectric
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 AoWW went out shopping for shoes Saw an offer she just could not refuse Buy two for one Before they're all gone! So she filled up her trolley with booze i like the little twist at the end of that Trav
Rincewind Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 There is a kind old man named MattP Who's persona is not as bad as some believe He patrols the streets at night In search of those in plight And then takes them home for tea.
MooseBreath Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Still sticking to the whole not posting about other members thing I see ken
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 More accurate. There is a young man named MattP Who's a guy just loves a Tory Could be nicknamed Tubbs From too much time in the Pubs And of course I'm only thinking of me.
Mike Oxlong Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Matt P and Mr Moosebreath Aka The Grim Reaper and Dr Death They're lacking compassion As it's gone out of fashion For alco's and smackheads on meth
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 There once was a chap called moosey When in town made the women go goosey He searched in the night To find those that were tight Now they've all changed their names to loosey
Stadt Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 There is a man(?) called TheBigJohnSteader His cock probably smells like Cheddar That's because he left it to fester The disgusting Foxestalk jester Unfortunately put his login details in the shredder!
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 As I look down from my Ivory tower, grand delusions of my own power, If it's the disabled, homeless or recession, I won't get a answer to the question, Maybe I'm part of the World power.
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 That MattP is a bit of a scamp While drunk took a p!ss on a tramp All stinky and smelly Like a backstreet in Delhi But the other poor sole was just damp
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 The thread was clearly Moosebreath's It complained about players and refs But what gave it away At the end of the day Was the style of someone who drank meths
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