Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 There was Cambridgefox from Cambridge Who would wait every day in the same hedge Until that wiley fox Leapt out on Ultravox And yelled, "I hate your leader singer, you're lame Midge!" i like the little twist at the end of that Trav I based it, like all good narrative, on true life events!
Rincewind Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 There was PM called Cameron Wanted a scapegoat to put blame on MP's? but he said nay Bankers? but they said no way Guess who was blamed. Just have one. A bit wordy maybe
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 De de de de de de de da De de de de de de de dah de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de dah Just saying folks - being a de out on one line here and there can often be worked around, but some are just NASTY! I am the poetry nazi!
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 A PM called Cameron Wanted a scapegoat to put blame on Someone said MP's but he said nay Another said bankers but they said no way So one guess who was blamed by Cameron. A bit wordy maybe It's escaped goat so I think this limerick is a bit of a damp squid.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 It's escaped goat so I think this limerick is a bit of a damp squid.
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Postman Trav was a bloke in his prime The service he gave , quite sublime They've sold him off cheap The rewards they'll all reap We've been ripped off time after time. Sorry if it doesn't follow that "de de dah" ruling enough Trav , but we lose our rhythm a bit as we get older
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Well he's clearly spent all day on the sauce, Yet again, he's on his high horse, They gave some cents, At the taxpayers expense It's a shame he can't join the workforce.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Postman Trav was a bloke in his prime The service he gave , quite sublime They've sold him off cheap The rewards they'll all reap We've been ripped off time after time. Sorry if it doesn't follow that "de de dah" ruling enough Trav , but we lose our rhythm a bit as we get older Dunno about prime - and apparently we're striking on my day off I'd have preferred my day off to be the day AFTER the strike (when there's a huge backlog ) At least I won't loose any pay! (Though I DID last time we striked (struck?) and it was on my day off!) As for the de de dah, that fits. It's fine to stretch syllabels out or compress two into one where it works, but some of the limericks were starting to get a bit... De de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de dah de de de dah de de de de de de Or variations on a theme, It was still poetry, just not limericks. VE HAF VAYS OV MAKING YOU VYME!
notnow john Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 If Zing's asteroid hits us by chance At least we've been warned in advance So you must be quite sad That you'll never have had A winter fuel allowance
Mike Oxlong Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 A match reporter called Stringer Was caught in the sack with a minger When all's said and done She looked like Alan Young He said "I know lads but I only gave her a finger"
Mike Oxlong Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Me and Walshy's Woman, we both like pussy Hers goes miaow but I'm not fussy She likes to stroke'm But I prefer to poke'm Especially when it's owned by a long legged hussie
The God Emperor Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 there once was a frenchman named knocky who was short and a little bit stocky but dont take a picture cus he'll turn round and hit yer and the price of a new phone can be shocky i struggled with the last bit
MooseBreath Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Though my syllables are always lined up the neatest And my rhymes only the very best and the sweetest Though I get on my knees There's still no appease Of lyrical abuse from limerick elitists
Strokes Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 There once was a lady so fine Who wanted my cock all the time I gave her two kids And it all hit the skids Now I'm sharing a bed with a canine
notnow john Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 When I heard I thought,surely not Is that the biggest mis-casting or what A film on the Khmer Rouge Is bound to be huge With James Corden playing Pol Pot??
Guest MattP Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 A man flew to Japan in a jiffy, Cartoon network gave him a stiffy, The Queen on his screen Was only thirteen, Now his bedsheets are terribly whiffy.
Strokes Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 A man flew to Japan in a jiffy, Cartoon network gave him a stiffy, The Queen on his screen Was only thirteen, Now his bedsheets are terribly whiffy.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 October 2013 Posted 25 October 2013 There once was a FT poster name Thracian In every thread he was gracing them Commenting on news With contraversial views And now you can't find any trace of him It kind of works.
Zingari Posted 25 October 2013 Posted 25 October 2013 I'd like to know about Thracian I ask with some trepidation He was often verbose Long winded with prose Has anyone got information
Rincewind Posted 25 October 2013 Posted 25 October 2013 I'd like to know about Thracian I ask with some trepidation He was often verbose Long winded with prose Has anyone got information He can be found on a market stall Selling gold and silver to one 'n' all Only top quality gear Although some is quite dear He'll tell market history rise and fall.
Zingari Posted 25 October 2013 Posted 25 October 2013 Thank's for the speedy reply I'm pleased Thrace is still getting by Flogging stuff on his stall To ol' tom cobley and all Now he's del boy in my mind's eye i don't think i've got the de de de dahs right , but it's all i can think of
Beliall Posted 7 November 2013 Posted 7 November 2013 trees are red foxes are blue i have tourettes Fvck you
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