Unabomber Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 Just reading Lloyd's wikipedia and it states (and I quote) In an unusual turn of events, often referred to as "schlong-gate" Dyer was the main source of controversy in an encounter with Scunthorpe at Leicester Citys' Walker's Stadium. After approximately 30 minutes of the match Dyer was sent through one on one with the Scunthorpe shot-stopper when he tripped over his oversized penis. The ball ended up trickling harmlessly into the keepers grateful arms. To add further peculiarity to this unusual game from a 90th minute corner, with the game finely balanced at 1-apiece, the ball was whipped in and smashed over the line taking a wicked deflection of Lloyd's gigantic penis. The Scunthorpe players and management surrounded the referee believing the goal should be disallowed because the goal was scored by an extra limb other than the players legs. Can anyone remember this? I have a vague memory of it but i'm a little unsure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaid Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 actually true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_w Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 I've cut off the bottom of the picture because it's NSFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 5 November 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November 2013 I've cut off the bottom of the picture because it's NSFW. His left arm seems like it's struggling to control something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 It's this big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 I bet his cock is about 10 inches long but has the width of a pepparami judging by his legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stadt Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 I bet his cock is about 10 inches long but has the width of a pepparami judging by his legs.Hahaha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmo86 Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 It's this big Looks like an Elephants trunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 Wiki was modded 4 mins ago But you can't hide the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 Is it bigger than the bread bin? Yep Can I put it in mouth? Yep Is it Lloyd Dyers cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 5 November 2013 Author Share Posted 5 November 2013 Is it bigger than the bread bin? Yep Can I put it in mouth? Yep Is it Lloyd Dyers cock? You could have just said big cock. Wiki was modded 4 mins ago But you can't hide the truth! I wonder how long the cock story had been on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allotment-fox Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 well we all called him a Donkey in front of goal it could be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xHamzah Posted 5 November 2013 Share Posted 5 November 2013 This forum never fails to make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad the Fox Posted 6 November 2013 Share Posted 6 November 2013 It's this big He can't dress down when wearing shorts. It's why his shoulders are so big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmayne7 Posted 6 November 2013 Share Posted 6 November 2013 Is it bigger than the bread bin? Yep Can I put it in mouth? Yep Is it Lloyd Dyers cock? When did you change you Picture from Fryatt?! Its even affected your highly respectable contributions to this forum. You've officially ruined FT for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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