Nicknames

[Zingari]

 

 

The Party Animal is a documentary-style comedy about a sex-starved man, Pondo Sinatra, a 26-year-old college student whom everyone agrees is doomed to die a virgin. Desperate to break what seems to be a cosmic curse, he tries ever more bizarre schemes to seduce one of the sexy, scantily-clad women who seem to be everywhere, taunting him and enjoying his misery. Despite his best efforts, however, he is rejected everywhere, even at the local cathouse.  

 

 

Ahh , i thought you were a fan of "ol' blue eyes" and just changed the first initial to your own or something    

[pSinatra]

Ahh , i thought you were a fan of "ol' blue eyes" and just changed the first initial to your own or something    

 

Don't mind a bit of Frank.  For some unknown reason as a young teenager, I was given the name of Pondo by friends (the basterds!!), but there's only one person I know who still calls me it & I rarely see him anymore.  Comes in handy as a username though.

 

Everybody calls me Fox.......which ain't too bad being a City fan & it being my surname. It used to be Foxy, but that became too much of an effort.

[separator]

Somebody I work with is known as Beaker because he looks like the Muppets character.

[bovril]

'Nobody'. As in nobody's perfect.

 

Not really. 'Crouchy' as I unfortunately share a surname and physique with a certain ex-England international.

[pSinatra]

'Nobody'. As in nobody's perfect.

 

Not really. 'Crouchy' as I unfortunately share a surname and physique with a certain ex-England international.

 

and your missus looks like that Clancy sort?

[bovril]

and your missus looks like that Clancy sort?

 

Nah much nicer, of course.

[?????]

My mates call me bodmer or Jesus

[Socks]

Mine is socks as was at a party in a field and had a very sudden and bad urge for a dump and with no toilet roll being at hand I had to adapt and use my......

[Guest]

Mine is socks as was at a party in a field and had a very sudden and bad urge for a dump and with no toilet roll being at hand I had to adapt and use my......

Initiative?

[kingcarr21]

Nickname at work was 'Wan' as my surname is Carr 

[Wycombe Fox]

Our next door neighbour's wife was known as 'River' because the husband was a bit of a hippy so she was Mrs. Hippy

[Jordan]

I've had a few nicknames, but nothing remotely close to anything that's really stuck. Growing up, I was called my last name often, partly because that was just the way we did things as teenagers, and partly because I have a twin brother and that was an easy way to not mix up our names.

For one summer, I was called, "Diesel," by the guys at the golf club where I worked in summers while I was a teenager. This could go into the "daftest thing I've ever done" thread; I accidentally filled up the cart we used for maintenance tasks with diesel gas and nearly ****ed the thing up for good.

I worked at a bank branch in my town for five years until September, and a few of my co-workers called me "The Mayor" because I knew everyone that walked in and everything going on in town.

A few of the guys I play curling with call me, "Vernon." Two seasons ago, I played on a team with an older fellow that was always lost in his own world and horrible with names. When he was trying to find a fourth player to round out his team before the season started, one of his teammates suggested me, so he sent his team an email asking them to "find out if Vernon Jordan wants to play." Vernon Jordan, for those that don't know, is a prominent black civil rights leader, lawyer, and advisor to Bill Clinton, and I am neither of those.

[Webbo]

I quite often get called c**t, tw*t or w*nker.

 

Sometimes I don't know why I keep visiting my mother.

[Alf Bentley]

I quite often get called c**t.

 

Sometimes I don't know why I keep visiting my mother.

 

When I met your Mum, I asked her why she kept calling you that.

She said: "It's because he came out of Ma C**t"

(  Hopes Webbo can take a risqué joke, despite political differences...)

 

For a brief and deeply embarrassing period at school, I became "Leaky Pants" and then "Leaky Pantygirdle" (?!) (because my surname is similar to Leaky, not because of any juvenile incontinence issues).

 

More creditably, after the 1974 World Cup, I became "Paulo Cesar" (because Paulo is similar to my first name, not because of my footballing abilities, which were pretty non-existent).

 

In my 20s, as a member of the "Commonwealth Drinking Squad" in London, I became "Pablo O'Leary, the Irish Mexican", as I apparently look like a cross between an Irishman and a Mexican....still known as Pablo by some.

[rico]

Fire after firestarter due to my flame red hair 

[Captain...]

So we've had parents jobs, now nicknames, what are the other security questions?

[Jimothy]

So we've had parents jobs, now nicknames, what are the other security questions?

What was your first pets name?

[The Year Of The Fox]

What was your first pets name?

Pid