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SOCCERROO FOX

The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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Basingstoke Fox

Basingstoke Fox

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Ist dass ein Spiegel in der Tasche?

 

weil ich mich in den Arsch zu sehen

 

lol Hopefully either that or "Hallo Eva, ich bin Gastgeber einer Charity-Veranstaltung für Menschen, die nicht erreichen Orgasmus.

Lassen Sie mich wissen, wenn Sie nicht kommen können."

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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Here's a little trick I always use and has 100% success rate the five times I've used it on Tinder with people that don't bore me to tears and are attractive:
 

"Tinder rinses my battery and I can't be bothered to charge it - give us a bell on [insert number], or don't if you don't want to. Those are the two options." 

 

Then you sit back and wait for the unrecognised number to whack a text your way. The call me THE DON

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Simo86

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Here's a little trick I always use and has 100% success rate the five times I've used it on Tinder with people that don't bore me to tears and are attractive:

 

"Tinder rinses my battery and I can't be bothered to charge it - give us a bell on [insert number], or don't if you don't want to. Those are the two options." 

 

Then you sit back and wait for the unrecognised number to whack a text your way. The call me THE DON

Truthful and to the point! 

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Unabomber

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Anyone matches a girl with big tits who is clearly trying to show them off, always use this "Wow I can think of two reasons why you are a great match". When she says "why" don't mention her tits, then quickly crudely (crucial) mention her tits. Winner there pals.

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Simo86

Simo86

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Anyone matches a girl with big tits who is clearly trying to show them off, always use this "Wow I can think of two reasons why you are a great match". When she says "why" don't mention her tits, then quickly crudely (crucial) mention her tits. Winner there pals.

That is pretty much exactly how I started chatting to the bird I ended up meeting

:nigel:

What you been talking about, Dezbollah?

 

des'ree dfjkdnjdffdbjklfuh237634789rthserh;

Probably rainbows and butterflies

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