The Tinder Thread

[General Smuts]

And he sticks the landing!

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[Mike Oxlong]

**** off Des stop stealing my pissing thunder!!!

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I've already ****ed it up thanks to autocorrect.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For a moment I lost bladder control.

[General Smuts]

Smooth as ****ing silk.

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[General Smuts]

Roo - she's a ****ing Aussie!

[Des.]

Well that 2nd one unmatched me, oh well

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

And he sticks the landing!

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Gold

Well that 2nd one unmatched me, oh well

What did you do des?! Must've been pretty revolting

[Merging Cultures]

Roo - she's a ****ing Aussie!

Nice work smuts!

[Merging Cultures]

The tinder thread visualised.

[FoxesAreBlue]

****ing brilliant Baltimore!!

[Unabomber]

Some interesting developments.

[cambridgefox]

Good work smuts!

You say Aussie,did you extend the distance to 17000km?

[Rincewind]

Couldn't you find anyone closer to home?

[Nalis]

As a guy about to move in with his missus, who daren't even look at tinder for fear of his bollocks, I find it baffling how many of you are using this as an upgraded omegle.

Simo, Lovejoy, UB? Fair play. The rest of you? "We've been chatting all day about everything" jesus. Get meeting.

Pretty much this. When on POF before I met the missus, the name of the game would be to seal the date as early as possible. Don't really see the point of endless messages going nowhere, esp. if you're only interested in one thing.

[General Smuts]

She's an Aussie living in London but I've already been unmatched. Got up this morning and my opening gambit was 'In all the witty banter yesterday I forgot to ask for sexy pics which I'm told is a huge faux pas. So how bout it?'

Couldn't even screen shot it before I was unmatched.

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[Rincewind]

Tell yourself she was a lesbian.

[General Smuts]

I can't do that Ken. I'm heartbroken. She was the one.

Well the only one.

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[johnny the fox]

Quick question   re: Tinder,   Ive got a 14 inch cock, will it put women on there off?  had bad experiences before.

[Rincewind]

Yes it will put women off, But on the plus side your chances of a match with a male will increase.

[General Smuts]

If you draw a cute face on it and pretend its a sock puppet you'll immediately spice up your profile pic.

Edited 20 July 2014 by General Smuts

[johnny the fox]

If you draw a cute face on it and pretend its a sock puppet you'll immediately spice up your profile pic.

 

I used to do that before the circus made me redundant, felt wanted there, doing the act and holding the tent up  ..lost me confidence now.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[orangecity23]

Woke up by phone buzzing at 7:30am. Thought it was a pizza hut advertising text.

 

 

New Tinder match and message

[orangecity23]

Mo pics:

 

This is not a match, but the thread is lacking in filthy pics, so this one is for Buzzer B et al.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

| Feeling Addicted |

 

[General Smuts]

 

Can anyone else not see this pic?