The Tinder Thread

[Simo86]

How am I starting this one then lads?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Rebecca 25 has copied my bio

Des needs a moustache like his namesake Lynam. Maybe then he'd have a chance with his match.


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I'm gonna rep most of what you post now just for how it correlates to that photo

[areyounotentertained?]

How am I starting this one then lads?

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"That fence looks like it hasn't been painted in ages"

[Simo86]

"That fence looks like it hasn't been painted in ages"

[areyounotentertained?]

 

Then something something paint the town and that fence red. Some shit like that. She'll love it

[Des.]

Dropped any classics on her Des'ree?

Nothing no

 

What you been talking about, Dezbollah?

Just general stuff really, nothing explicit, which I know is what you're after

[Des.]

Des needs a moustache like his namesake Lynam. Maybe then he'd have a chance with his match.

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I have facial hair already though

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Nothing no

 

Just general stuff really, nothing explicit, which I know is what you're after

 

I just want to know how you're doing DESton Blumenthal and to be quite honest I'm appalled you think that way about me

[Unabomber]

How am I starting this one then lads?

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"`Blimey I can think of two (2) reasons why you are a great match"

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

You wouldn't think it but talking about Countdown can become sexually charged in an instant.

[Des.]

I just want to know how you're doing DESton Blumenthal and to be quite honest I'm appalled you think that way about me

It pays to know I have such dear friends

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I wouldn't think it without pics SGLF, you're right.

[Unabomber]

You wouldn't think it but talking about Countdown can become sexually charged in an instant.

IMAGINE POSTING PICS.

[General Smuts]

Rebecca 25 has copied my bio

 

I'm gonna rep most of what you post now just for how it correlates to that photo

 

My power comes from directly below my nose.

 

I wish Live Chat was still up and running so we could live post tinder convos.

[areyounotentertained?]

If the fence opening is not used you're missing a trick

[General Smuts]

How am I starting this one then lads?

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Ask her why she has a framed photo of a fence in her living room.

[Des.]

I've gone the entire day without a single profile being discovered, even at the maximum distance, lord knows why

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

SGLF hasn't posted one pic in this thread not one. Contradicts what he said on page 12 of this thread...

 

I'm gonna have a bash on Tinder, but please guys - don't be offended when I post pic after pic because I'm notorious on the pic front. I'll out-pic you all so you'd better be prepared for an unashamed amount of pics, I'm the pic king.

 

LIES

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[LCFC31]

I have facial hair already though

pics

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

He reps my post but posts no pics.

 

SGLF is the biggest WUM on the boards

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Haha.

 

I don't have a photobucket or anything like that and I want the first pic I post to be my first conquest, it'll have more impact.

[Des.]

pics

Fine

[Simo86]

If the fence opening is not used you're missing a trick

The fence opening has bombed. I'm doing my best to reel her back in

[Des.]

The fence opening has bombed. I'm doing my best to reel her back in

Bombed in what way? What was her response?

[StanSP]

You wouldn't think it but talking about Countdown can become sexually charged in an instant.

 

Hold on. So if I mention I was on Countdown on my bio then I'll potentially getting more matches?