The Tinder Thread

[cambridgefox]

I'll wingman you all.

Except Peuts. I know a lost cause when I see one.

im old and had a good idea of what it meant,but reading this.Fantastic

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wingman

" bang her,bang her like a drum"

Edited 20 July 2014 by cambridgefox

[cambridgefox]

To the newbie who matched with Eva, 22. Don't let that one slip. That's heaven right there.

I've got this feeling she is minted.

[Des.]

Anyone else ever have that horrible split second moment where you swipe nope prematurely then realise as their face is sliding off the screen that they're actually the love of your life then you go and rock in a corner gently sobbing or have a sit down shower and cry because it'll never happen for you and youre destined for a life of loneliness with no job prospects and you're averaging seven tugs a day and watching constant 're runs of undercover boss

Or is that just me?

They will appear again over time, they have for me at least

[General Smuts]

I'll wingman you all.

Except Peuts. I know a lost cause when I see one.

 

My moustache brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like 'Sir we're with Operation Yewtree and we have a few questions for you'

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

still laughing at smuts' avatar

[AKCJ]

Got two new matches so I need some new ammunition.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

pics then

[The Quick Brown Fox]

Start with.....

"you were a accidental swipe right. Seeing as you like me and we matched, you wana make the beast with two backs?"

[cambridgefox]

still laughing at smuts' avatar

MTWG profile pic

[brockmyster]

Got two new matches so I need some new ammunition.

 

I want to see Moore of you cause looking at your pictures De Laets the way I like it cause I can be your King and you can easily Albrighton my life up

[cambridgefox]

Oh fook,he has matched already

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

i used to have captain magenta, bloke was the ****ing boy

 

[Unabomber]

[Facecloth]

Well that's Una getting hitched! This thread won't be the same without you pal.

[Unabomber]

Yeah it was fun while it lasted.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Cheers for ruining the thread, Stace

[Des.]

Well it appears my app refuses to find anyone for me to swipe, no matter what distance I choose

Edited 20 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[kingfox]

Eva 

 

Time to move to Austria.

[areyounotentertained?]

Eva 

 

Time to move to Austria.

 

I've been here for a little over a week and i don't understand how the women are so thin given the type of food thats in their culture. The milk is ****ing 7.5% fat!

Edited 20 July 2014 by areyounotentertained?

[Mike Oxlong]

I've been here for a little over a week and i don't understand how the women are so thin given the type of food thats in their culture. The milk is ****ing 7.5% fat!

 

Breast or cows?

[Unabomber]

Cheers for ruining the thread, Stace

Took her a week to respond though, so i'm not entirely sold.

[Facecloth]

Took her a week to respond though, so i'm not entirely sold.

She probably spent the week watching all the episodes of the office! That's dedication!

[Unabomber]

Problem is she still got the quote wrong. And that is a big dont; from me.

[Unabomber]

Can't stop playing with fire. What a coin toss situation I have got myself in to.

[Facecloth]

Can't stop playing with fire. What a coin toss situation I have got myself in to.

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Post the main pic and put it to an FT vote as to which one you pick.