Orkneyfox Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Does anybody else think there is a bit of growth after sex? Definately, usually around the middle of the woman invovled..
Finnegan Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Any real woman will tell you it's all about the girth. Ain't nobody feeling no pencil oh no girl. Bless. Packing 4"?
potter3 Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 They even took the average circumference as 3.7 inches and girth at 4.5inches. Are they not the same thing?
Larry_LCFC Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Come on be honest, how many of you have slapped your cock out on the table with a tape measure since reading this thread?
MooseBreath Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Bless. Packing 4"? Sure. When I said "ask a real woman", I knew you wouldn't be able to. Japanese kids aren't real women.
Finnegan Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Sure. When I said "ask a real woman", I knew you wouldn't be able to. Japanese kids aren't real women. I'm amazed you even bothered to bite.
Alf Bentley Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Sure. When I said "ask a real woman", I knew you wouldn't be able to. Japanese kids aren't real women. Don't let him wind you up, Moose. There's nothing wrong with having a stumpy cock. My ex used to praise my girth, too. In retrospect, though, I wonder if she was just being kind to me. Don't let that undermine your self-confidence, though.
Guest MattP Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Don't let him wind you up, Moose. There's nothing wrong with having a stumpy cock. My ex used to praise my girth, too. In retrospect, though, I wonder if she was just being kind to me. Don't let that undermine your self-confidence, though. There used to be a lad in our circle whose nickname was 'stumpy mushroom' due to his helmet being larger than his shaft. How we found that out I still forget thankfully.
MooseBreath Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Don't let him wind you up, Moose. There's nothing wrong with having a stumpy cock. My ex used to praise my girth, too. In retrospect, though, I wonder if she was just being kind to me. Don't let that undermine your self-confidence, though. I'm not making this up. It's biological fact. Most women can't even physically accommodate more than about five inches of length, but girth is another matter. The fact is that if you're not over the average girth, your respective women probably can't feel a thing and are just politely pretending to enjoy it while thinking about what they're going to have for supper.
Finnegan Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Wow, there's a lot of misunderstanding of basic anatomy there. But you're accurate in that girth > length, presuming length is over about three inches. With greater girth comes contact with greater surface area and more nerve endings.
purpleronnie Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I'm not making this up. It's biological fact. Most women can't even physically accommodate more than about five inches of length, but girth is another matter. The fact is that if you're not over the average girth, your respective women probably can't feel a thing and are just politely pretending to enjoy it while thinking about what they're going to have for supper. Moose doth protest too much, methinks
ScouseFox Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Wow, there's a lot of misunderstanding of basic anatomy there. But you're accurate in that girth > length, presuming length is over about three inches. With greater girth comes contact with greater surface area and more nerve endings. gayest post ever
MooseBreath Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Wow, there's a lot of misunderstanding of basic anatomy there.. Quite clearly not. I'm beginning to think the sex education you received in Wales was less human oriented than one would expect in the developed world.
Alf Bentley Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 This is all getting a bit too "1970s playground" for me. I'll, er, withdraw and, er, zip it up.
bovril Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I can't believe you bunch of fags are arguing about dimensions of penises. It's what you do with it that counts. That and charm, humour, smart shoes and brand of cigarettes.
Head Honcho Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I'm creased up reading this thread The writer of the article though! That is one sinister look she's giving.
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Any real woman will tell you it's all about the girth. Ain't nobody feeling no pencil oh no girl. You should know.
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 You were right fox92 it really does. 2 mins - you call that sex?
Jimothy Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Come on be honest, how many of you have slapped your cock out on the table with a tape measure since reading this thread? Yep, and the staff in Dunelm were not happy about it!
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I'm amazed you even bothered to bite. That's what he likes best.
Buce Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Sure. When I said "ask a real woman", I knew you wouldn't be able to. Japanese kids aren't real women. Neither are blow-up dolls...
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