GaelicFox Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I find girls are more impressed I can open a can of coke with my tongue and can lick both my cheeks clean Just saying
separator Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Some juvenile stuff on here...all I will say is this, I once went to a nudist wedding and missed out on being the best man by half an inch.. that's when I bought my first vacuum penis pump.. I swear by em..
Tielemans63 Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I once took a girl from work I fancied out for a drink. We ended up talking about ex's (as you do) and she mentions she split from her last boyfriend because she didn't like his job. After a bit of further questioning, only turns out he was an 'adult film actor', not only that but it was that ****ing Omar guy (Google it) - apparently he lives in Isham not far from here. I didn't ask her out again and saved her the disappointment.
johnny the fox Posted 3 March 2015 Author Posted 3 March 2015 I once took a girl from work I fancied out for a drink. We ended up talking about ex's (as you do) and she mentions she split from her last boyfriend because she didn't like his job. After a bit of further questioning, only turns out he was an 'adult film actor', not only that but it was that ****ing Omar guy (Google it) - apparently he lives in Isham not far from here. I didn't ask her out again and saved her the disappointment. i suppose after a hard day at the snatch face.. rutting for pleasure loses its luster..
GaelicFox Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I once took a girl from work I fancied out for a drink. We ended up talking about ex's (as you do) and she mentions she split from her last boyfriend because she didn't like his job. After a bit of further questioning, only turns out he was an 'adult film actor', not only that but it was that ****ing Omar guy (Google it) - apparently he lives in Isham not far from here. I didn't ask her out again and saved her the disappointment. Ha ha ha he does indeed I know his ex missus she buys horses from me she was a porn star now runs a riding school for kids over near Huntingdon Horse riding school before anyone says anything kirstin Halborg was her porn name , she is still a minx LOL You were chucking a sausage up an ally way after him Paddy
Grewks Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Not too sure about this one to be honest...... Although now my 6x5.5 is..................
StanSP Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Brb just gonna have sex then get back to fox92. You were right fox92 it really does. 12.00 12.02 i'm sure the lucky girl loved all 120 seconds of pure una love
Carl the Llama Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I remember Pingu as a sweet children's show, not an LSD-fuelled nightmare with walking beds and giant sealions. Edit: The full scene is terrifying:
ozleicester Posted 4 March 2015 Posted 4 March 2015 None of this study addresses the size of peoples internet penis... im guessing a few on here are mammoth
Mike Oxlong Posted 4 March 2015 Posted 4 March 2015 when you're drunk Never knew Pingu had a serious custard addiction.
AyewJoking Posted 5 March 2015 Posted 5 March 2015 15,000 men. So its not average size for all men just average size of men at a football match at the City ground.
Dan Posted 6 March 2015 Posted 6 March 2015 Do you get a benefit payment if it's lower? Good news for the hung ones, bad news for the ones with a cock like a bookies biro. Laughed at that for a solid ten seconds.
johnny the fox Posted 6 March 2015 Author Posted 6 March 2015 15,000 men. So its not average size for all men just average size of men at a football match at the City ground. Not a very good analogy..there are a lot of massive pricks go there..,
Kinowe Soorie Posted 6 March 2015 Posted 6 March 2015 Surely if you have one on your head then that doesn't count?
The People's Hero Posted 6 March 2015 Posted 6 March 2015 Sounds about right but does anyone know the erect average ?
Lovejoy Posted 6 March 2015 Posted 6 March 2015 I bet poor old Wills felt below par compared to LeBron James, there's no way he's packing less than a 12!
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