Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Grandma FIF rocking in the cock thread. I thought you must be missing me. Still my 6 month holiday starts soon. I love the way you think that you know about sex between a human male and female - those films you watch may be graphic but they don't show the sense of touch do they? Your great knowledge of forced male butt sex really doesn't help when it comes to sex involving a clitoris.
MooseBreath Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I thought you must be missing me. Still my 6 month holiday starts soon. I love the way you think that you know about sex between a human male and female - those films you watch may be graphic but they don't show the sense of touch do they? Your great knowledge of forced male butt sex really doesn't help when it comes to sex involving a clitoris. OK grandma.
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 that's just weird FIF You've seen the movie then. OK grandma. Your sexual fantasies are getting worse.
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I call it sex twice. I'd call it premature ejaculation.
Alf Bentley Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 This thread is getting far too sordid. Let's reintroduce a little innocence...
bovril Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 It's weird thinking that 90% of posts in this thread probably come from adults at work.
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 It's weird thinking that 90% of posts in this thread probably come from adults at work. I spend my free time posting here - that must be sadder!
Unabomber Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 2 mins - you call that sex?That was the gag, or one of them if you know what I mean
ScouseFox Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Sex, rape etc etc the name of finnygun's second album which will inevitably flop imo
Guest MattP Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 the name of finnygun's second album which will inevitably flop imo I dunno, chuck a shitload of n words in and tell everyone to fcuk da police and I think he's on a winner.
Finnegan Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 the name of finnygun's second album which will inevitably flop imo You never top a debut as hard hitting as Stuff Money Women Beer or SMWB as the kids are calling it.
Guest Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 That was the gag, or one of them if you know what I mean I do, all three holes.
Guest ttfn Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Any real woman will tell you it's all about the girth. Ain't nobody feeling no pencil oh no girl. Somebody's got a chode (what I'd give for a chode (myself, no homo))
Rob1742 Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 I am sure this is more about a load of bollocks than a penis. I honestly cannot believe that some study got over 15,000 men to walk into a room and give themselves a stiffy to carry out research on penis size. And, if they for some reason managed to find these 15,000 people, you could bet your boots that there was another 2,000 on top of the 15,000 who declined taking part because they had tiny todgers. I mean, you ain't gonna volunteer to have it measured, just to have it confirmed you have a small one. Same would apply if they did a tight fanny survey.
Tielemans63 Posted 3 March 2015 Posted 3 March 2015 Come on be honest, how many of you have slapped your cock out on the table with a tape measure since reading this thread? I tried but it didn't reach the table and I was only 2.5 inches away. Plus, I can confirm that whilst sex makes your cock grow a lack of sex reduces the size of your wang, mine's to the point now where it's actually in-growing.
johnny the fox Posted 3 March 2015 Author Posted 3 March 2015 This thread is getting far too sordid. Let's reintroduce a little innocence... you have a sick mind sir... Rolf would be proud..
johnny the fox Posted 3 March 2015 Author Posted 3 March 2015 Some juvenile stuff on here...all I will say is this, I once went to a nudist wedding and missed out on being the best man by half an inch.. that's when I bought my first vacuum penis pump.. I swear by em..
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