Had a supermarket job during my younger years which was for the most part great fun with mates I still have now. But I was absolutely fuming to finish one evening & see that a colleague went through with his threat to spray silly string all over my beloved first car.
Handily I was in the perfect place to buy a few ingredients during lunch break the following day. So I went straight to his newly purchased, chavved up Beamer & baked a cake on it. Firstly with a few eggs, then milk all over (perfect for a boiling hot day) and flour to stick to the milk. Finally bananas up the twin exhaust.
The lad was raging & started chasing after my car with a tyre iron before I got away & hid it nearby. When I returned, I saw him speeding away across the car park in a rage. He probably thought he looked cool with the loud exhaust (debatable ofc), but the noise was actually choking & spluttering because it was stuffed full of banana (which still makes me laugh now).
Although I'd covered up my uniform someone recognised me & grassed me into customer services. Was sent straight to the managers office when returning from the lunch break & suspended with pay. Part of me thought that was a result, but it was all sorted within a few hours anyway. We made up & had to clean up the car park floor that same afternoon. I can't imagine how ridiculous it looked.
This was out of character for me even back then, but I bloody loved that Fiesta & had to put it right.