Simi Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Milan - "Allen didn't sign Hasselbaink, look what happened to him" Ollie - "But we've got big Barry, Milan?" *bang*
Fox You Forest Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Ollie - Our players just cant score enough. More shooting practice tomorrow. Milan - Ive had enough ollie lets try shooting practice my way. Ollie - Gulp!
Scow Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Milan: "What excuse have you for me this week, Ollie?" Ollie: "I'm not sure Milan, I think I've used all of them - have I used the one about the electricity pylons yet?"
Thracian Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 MM: "Thracian's been complaining about our psychology and there's no doubt we've been slow to take the initiative in games. So, Ollie, I thought we'd try a shotgun start on Saturday. "Pick any 12 to run out of the tunnel and I'll just get one of the fans to decide who's looked most sluggish in the warm-up. "Half-time, if we're losing, we'll take another one out on the tunnel walk back and you can make a substitution. "Continued til the end of the season that should keep minds fully focused and I'll keep one bullet back, Ollie, depending on whether we survive or not come May 4."
Flynny Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Milan: "hello i am milan mandaric " Ollie: "i am ian holloway". Milan: "rofl" Ollie: "no u".
ronnup Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Never you mind why! Just keep steering us towards league one and let me worry about why.
Messi Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 MM: Suppose you are going to make a joke out of this aswell? Ollie: Usually its my wife putting her Guns towards my face but now its an ugly old fart *Bang*
filbertway Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 http://thatvideosite.com/view/462.html http://thatvideosite.com/view/462.html
Daggers Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 At the press conference earlier today, Mr. Mandaric used Ian Holloway to demonstrate the club's new approach to season ticket pricing and sales policy.
The Stig Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 MM: Sorry Ian, you're time is up IH: Please Milan, no MM: Nope sorry, it's too late for that. You've got to go, my mind's made up IH: Milan I don't think I've ever seen such an unbelievable decision.
Zingari Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 latest news; Hostage situation still desparate as highly trained negotiators fail to persuade Milan Mandaric to get the fook on with it !!
Narborough Bod Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Do I have to explain how money laundering works again...you spend £2m on DJ Campbell and no one bats an eyelid.
Lillehamring Posted 4 April 2008 Posted 4 April 2008 MM: Sorry Ian, you're time is upIH: Please Milan, no MM: Nope sorry, it's too late for that. You've got to go, my mind's made up IH: Milan I don't think I've ever seen such an unbelievable decision. simple, yet effective - the winner!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 4 April 2008 Posted 4 April 2008 "You're FIRED!" He has a gun. Instant classic.
skinnydipper Posted 5 April 2008 Posted 5 April 2008 M.M - You take us down and this is what'll happen. I'm gonna cuff you and make you suck my weapon.
Thracian Posted 5 April 2008 Posted 5 April 2008 "At the moment it's aimed at your head where it perhaps can't do a lot of harm. But if we lose it'll go right up your arse and when I pull my finger out it'll be attached to the trigger."
MPH Posted 5 April 2008 Posted 5 April 2008 MM " Now i have told you before.... team selection works like this: ...."
Tabou Posted 5 April 2008 Posted 5 April 2008 "Right, first were going to get some chip chips, then were going to pick my friend Max Moseley up. Were gonna have a good time..."
Rodders Posted 5 April 2008 Posted 5 April 2008 I read the topic title as Captain Competition. Thought Milan & Ollie were getting so fed up with Clemence that they were looking to the fans for a new one. Sadly though, I was wrong.
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