Danizen

The left legs. Both of them.

UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP, SAY UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP

I thought Skipp was the horse

For a second, I was thinking, 'is it really?' which is even more embarrassing because I was watching F1 while Torro Rosso were still about

I don't want us to go down but I also don't want us to go up. The first thing we'd do is offer the like of Winks, Faes, Soumare and Daka new contracts on their old PL terms because we'd believe that we couldn't afford anyone better despite them not being able to cut it at this level.

We'll need to sell him a vision because at the moment he's so many levels above where we are.

"Soumare's movement."

Hopefully followed by a photo of a corner flag.

If they don't GAF, why should we? I've got better things to do than watch this shite.

Because nothing says Vardy like Salmon, egg and avocado!

"What a story it would be..." I'm sure Christopher Nolan is writing the screenplay as we speak 🙄. Bellend.

I can't believe we extended his contract after we got promotion. It was blatantly obvious he'd be exposed in the Premier League and now he's too slow for the Championship. We should have thanked him and let him go. Rudkin must have got sucked in by the, "so-and-so have offered £80000/week" bollocks that agents always pull.

Can we get his mum back on here? She needs to know just how useless this cvnt is.

A booking is a booking. It's not the ref's fault he wasn't ready.

I swear Southampton's players are following Faes around. They want him to 'mark' them.

How does Faes still get in the team?

All we need is for it to piss it down in rain for this to look like a mirror image of 2019.

This might sound a bit paranoid but I think all the temporary traffic lights are following me around.

Definitely. Shocking incompetence from McLaren though. Surely you'd set the ride height a touch higher on a street circuit like Las Vegas.

Soumare and Ayew to come on when we need a goal?

Would we have been even more fvcked under SCR because of our obscene wage bill?

This is how I'll remember him. I remember thinking at the time, I've never seen anything like it. These days, it's the norm.

It reminds me of the designs they had that was going to incorporate Battersea Power Station before it got turned into apartments.

I tried to be organised this year. I got all my moaning about Christmas done in August.