Danizen

That also applies to anyone who hasn't been a pundit of Sky Sports or MOTD in the last three months.

Weren't we looking at Lewandowski at on point?

So you're saying you went out into a field and rounded up a load of stationary, unsightly vegetables that cost 4 times what they should? Sounds like you could be our new defensive coach.

To be fair, I don't begrudge them. They've had it rougher than most over the past 15-20 years.

The players in question would strongly disagree. That's the problem.

I had a little go on it last night. It's all very unfamiliar and probably a little unfinished. The tactics looks like a bit of an improvement (I haven't played any games yet). I did find a bug. I was trying to set up a 3-4-3/4-3-3. I needed what would have been a halfback on the old game so the WBs could push forward. Every time I set the player to CB/DM, he'd revert to Target forward/DM. I'm not much of a tactical revolutionary but if I can find someone like Fellaini (but good), with the stamina of prime Kante, I might just give it a go.

He's a middling manager with a shit squad. Unless we look like going down, I think he'll stay until we shed all the overpaid crap. Then we can start the rebuild we desperately need.

We've had this coming since the first day of the season.

What is it about that surname that manifests incompetence? No offence to any Wards on here.

I hate that narrative. This squad is the footballing equivalent of the end of night leftovers at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Faes might as well go sit in the stands beaten like he wasn't even there.

Have Man City had their slap on the wrist yet?

And all the Zambians on the club's Facebook page.

Don't think of it as some kind of flaw in your ability to judge a character. He wouldn't have been able to get away with his crimes for so long if he wasn't so manipulative and couldn't present himself as a decent guy.

I know a few people who don't bring their kids to any night games. There just isn't the demand to fill these seats.

"Jannik Vestergaard wants £90000/week for another 4 years?"

£15 to watch something that normally gets plopped out on the club's YouTube channel, getting about 2000 views? This is hilarious.

In future, can you post articles horizontally, please? Your way does stand out but it looks insane.

I've already written off our January signings.

I had to watch it twice just to see how it ended up going in. It seemed to melt through his gloves.

I'm currently watching Sky News while I wait for my MOT. The Conservative Chancellor (I'm guessing) is giving a rousing speech about how Labour have trashed the economy over the past 16 months. No prizes for guessing how many times he mentioned the 14 years prior to that.

This is going to sound absolutely insane but what if we....pushed for a second?

How was the 'we're too big for this league' derby, tonight?

If you see any Forest fan demanding Postecoglou gets the sack, be sure to wag your finger and tell them in your most patronising tone that they don't know what's best for their club.