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"PETER DRURY"! Followed by a disappointed "puts it wide".

Just as ****ing annoying to read it it as it is to hear it.

I think you're quite right in that it's about expectations after our unexpected successes. To quote a James song, "having seen such riches, could I live with being poor" I guess we have to.

Lazy, can't run, barely makes a meaningful challenge. The occasional decent pass is not enough. The only thing he has in his favour is height and physicality.

For me, watching that, and previous games, it's a scarefest. My hope at the start of the season was that we wouldn't be the kicking boys of the PL and, tbf we're not. It's just watching us play and a disappointment that we show nothing exciting. If I was watching paint dry, in the end I'd be happy because it did what I hoped for, but just watching it would be a painful, dull and tedious experience.

I did until it froze and I had to refresh, now it's English

I think that's true of most people, tbf. Issues arise when certain people cannot and/or will not be willing to accept diverse arguments, even with proof.

There's a firework shop in Hinckley on Rugby Road. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjZxpiM97uJAxXIT0EAHZ9gM3QQFnoECDsQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2FJonathansfireworks%2Fphotos%2Four-hinckley-shop-at-42-rugby-road-le10-0qd-opens-today-from-10am-until-5pmvisit%2F1101911005272297%2F&usg=AOvVaw1Xu1IH5hAfNDUMT_6CKkkB&opi=89978449

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I had a trial for LCFC as a keeper way back in the past. I'm kinda proud to have reached that level. It never got anywhere, but I can see Ward's flaws and they are glaring IMO. Positioning, anticipation is poor. He's a reactive keeper which makes him a decent shot stopper. His reading of an attack and the positioning of the opposition players is remarkably poor. This makes him vulnerable to a) set pieces and b) crosses/passes to the edge of the 18yrd box with attackers running towards him. He seems to fail to read corner crosses and tends to step back rather than go front footed to collect or parry a cross. His distribution from a goal kick is questionable and it seems he gets flustered under pressure. Just my opinion as a "decent" keeper, in my youth. (50 years ago)

I'd agree that finishing outside of the bottom 3 will be acceptable. However, what is not acceptable for me, is the performances, the lack of interest that I currently feel mainly down to a lacklustre manager who seems to lack passion for our club. He is like most managers, just there for the pay check, not for the likes of you and me. He's judged on results not on how many supporters rock up and leave feeling happy, even after eating overpriced mince burgers/pies. I wish it was more about us, but it's not. And that's the same for most EFL clubs, sadly. Neither am I.

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In any event of rapid need to take one, what then if you find there's no bog roll?

I once had to take a wet dump whilst holding on to a tree next to a path in Kingsbury water park, Staffs. People were walking past and I was just waving apologetically. The toilets were too far away and I knew I'd fill my pants in a matter of minutes. My bowels are like God, they move in mysterious ways.

Me too.

It's fewer, not less. Fewer is a numerical quantity. Less is a volumetric. Sorry, I'm bored. And I'm probably wrong but I just need some distraction from this garbage cooper serves up.

This is probably the funniest match day thread for ages. Well done chaps.

He does. Usually in the wrong direction.

It won't be. This will be classed as a nothing match in a meaningless competition and he won't be under any pressure

She'd be playing instead of Justin...

I believe Ten Haag is available

I'm not bothered about the Carabollox Cup. In bothered about our performance. And it's shite. Again

Initially I thought this topic was about being insulted My personal worst, (of a few due to mild IBS) was rushing into a Maccy's toilet knowing from experience that when I had to go, I HAD TO GO. I just managed to get my kecks down before the world fell out of my bottom in an apocalyptic way. There was a mild explosion of wet shit that covered the seat and the hinges, the bowl and the wall behind. It was a nightmare volume of unpleasant faeces that no amount of tissue would ever contain or clean up. Shame on me for just leaving it. I felt guilty and ashamed that some poor cleaner had to deal with that. On another occasion and more to my credit, I and a crewmate went to an elderly person that had fallen. We were told over the radio that he had been incontinent. We arrived at his council bungalow off Scraptoft Lane and let ourselves in through the unlocked door to be confronted with what was essentially a pond of diarrhoea with the old chap lying face down, conscious and alert apologising for the "mess". Firstly we had to step through the putrid and very slippery pool of excrement. The poor guy had clearly been unwell and fallen into his own human waste trying to get help. He had managed to drag himself to his lifeline cord, and in doing so, accumulating sh1t under his face and torso. We were able to lift him from the floor and sit him in a chair. We than had to wash him down and change his clothes before we could take him to hospital. I managed to hold it back but my crewmate vomited down himself as were leaving the scene. On yet another occasion, again as a crew, I went to an alcoholic that hadn't been seen for several days and neighbours were concerned. We got to the flat and again, the door was unlocked. The poor woman was lying in bed were she had been for some time, surrounded by dozens of empty cider cans and bottles, unable to get up to make it to the bathroom. She had to evacuate her bowels and bladder in her bed and had no choice but to lie in it before someone raised the alarm. Her flat was infested by flies, she was anorexic and on the point of complete collapse. The stench of bodily waste and menstrual blood was nauseating to say the least. Again we had to clean her up and take her to hospital and then clean ourselves up. The smell of these types of incidents haunts me still.

On the scale of ACOOT it's not a huge one, but it is part of an endemic disregard for our countryside: Woman fined after dumping fridge and rubbish in countryside near Bosworth Battlefield - Leicestershire Live