Mike Oxlong

This means the twat’s just bought a key ring from the club shop

I shouldn’t like this but I do

Things are so bad I think KP should be paying us to go to games, not increasing ticket prices and slapping a £25 levy on a bit of plastic There’s some negative energy for you !

All I know is that you have to be one masochistic MF to spend more than a few moments in this forum during the course of your whole life

He's now claiming that it was reading about our performance pre-season and in the transfer market that made him piss himself and that the video of him laughing insanely had nothing to do with the use of nitrous oxide

Another example of just how honking our recruitment has been in recent years If those responsible haven’t been moved on it really is verging on negligent

He will trap his testicles between the toilet seat rim and the porcelain bowl ruling him out for the rest of the season

Well there’s a list to strike fear into every Premier League manager’s heart

He’s not going to keep us up. Might as well save the £4m for the championship rebuild and play Danny Ward up front if no one else available

Yes mate

Steer clear of him He told me there was no Father Christmas when I was three

It really is though They both do halloumi and feta so must be

Biggest thing to come out of Greece since Stavros Flatley

As a sitting down uncouth bastard I’ll post a pic of Marisa on behalf of MTWG (aka MTUG)

I won’t be too surprised to see Benson and Hedges on the team sheet

If based on accountability Top and Rudkin need to go asap

We have exhibited a world class level of negligence to get us to where we are now. We deserve better than those supposedly running the club

8 No one else is stupid enough to go for over 4

Wtf have these cvnts been doing in pre season ?

Well hopefully Tampon Tim is going to stick it up em

He’s a dead ringer for Postocoglou

From the Guardian on who each PL club should sign. Leicester: Matt O’Riley Leicester have cash to burn following the £30m sale of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall to Chelsea but now they need to sign a midfielder to replace the 25-year-old. They have only signed one midfielder this summer: the inexperienced teenager Michael Golding. Given the funds at their disposal, Matt O’Riley should be a viable target for the Foxes. The Denmark international has been linked with West Ham and Chelsea but the new Leicester manager Steve Cooper should go all out to sign him. The 23-year-old shone for Celtic last season, scoring 18 goals and providing 13 assists. To be fair we do excel at burning cash.

Did he tell them he was at the stadium ?

Remembering him as I do this could have had an alternative meaning to the obvious