fazzyfox

Get in you legend ! Always rated you mate

Wait no longer…..here comes Monga

Ah, ye olde “Naive Ref reacting to home sides crowd noise” scenario

It’s like seeing Del Boy in the Batman costume

Ayew reminds me of Rooney at one of the World Cups. Like a kid in a playground he kept coming deep to get more involved then wondered why there was nothing central ahead of him to play it to. When our wingers break and / or James, they look up for our CF and he’s still waddling about on the halfway line. If it’s all part of an agreed plan it’s not his fault but I doubt it is.

The commentary guy advising Faes of the basics like they’re a coach of an under 8’s team

Somewhere in the world there’s a circus with a competent centre half wearing a red nose and big wig squirting water at the audience as part of his job swap.

Reinildo, what a d***, what could that achieve other than this Red card, there’s cameras everywhere. Matty Cash doesn’t speak highly of him either….actually he does right now!

Training? Training? I thought they just stick him in that cyro-chamber thingymajig with a crate of Red Bull and say “we’ll be back to let you out on Saturday morning” Maybe his new home doesn’t have one (yet) and that’s the issue?

The bit where he made a defender fall over through skill / Jedi mind trickery for at least the third time I’ve seen, he has a uniquely low centre of gravity combined with core strength and constantly changing direction

I was visiting the Natural History Museum, in the stages of Human evolution bit, I recognised the arched neck and furrowed brow of the grunting “Coventrus Fanaticus”. In another room they had a picture of their cup win too.

To the tune of the medieval ditty Blackadder sang as executioner - keeping our songs cutting edge and right up to date - (“The earl he had a thousand Sovereigns / Gave them all to the man with the axe……o) “This club have had a thousand full backs Hey Nonny-no, But none of them were as good As….Ricard……o “ (one bloke with a deep voice) “….Apart from Nishhhhhh-a “

I agree, personally I find that word overrated.

Bring on a player called Hannidball and it’s inevitable

Forget all that reality stuff, he talks a good game

I just remember him arriving late for every challenge and trying to shoulder charge the player off the ball, conceding foul after foul, he was so far off the pace. I thought “You were playing for England a year ago? ……..you’re s**t”

I remember Ben Mee had a nightmare, on loan to us, think it was vs Millwall. Conceded a penalty and they were beating him for fun, I thought “he can’t be this s**t” coming from Man City. I believe now it was a nerves thing and fair play he’s having a decent career. Spider Kalak, away to West Brom then his home debut v Bolton just as bad if not worse.Mate, it’s called a ball. Mark Grew vs Notts County. “Yay we’re promoted, can’t wait to see how we get on.” Then day one, “Where’s Wally ( Wallington)? In his place a new signing that no-one wanted or needed, any momentum we had from promotion fell flat that day but Wallington got back in and we stayed up, I think it was a contractual dispute?

One class act….take a bow Ricardo, stepping up when we need something

Maybe they’re replacing Ref Ben Toner with the younger Barry Ink-Jet

Header massively deflected off Soumare which made keepers dive look ridiculously Ward-ish. You could say freak goal but it sums up our half in one moment.

What the….

That camera angle where it looks like we’re playing in a car park. What a sad decline .

Great contribution Ramsey. Never liked him when he was at Arsenal and Cardiff, dirty do and so

Ramsey You plonker. Paul would have been proud of that!

“Has he got the pace, he’s up against Vestergaard?”