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Pegguy Arphexad away to Chelsea, made save after save, after the game Ken Bates gave him a bottle of champagne, never knew how to take that, patronising or sporting? Nowadays they just have lunch with our best players after they've phoned in sick (cough) "Chilwell".

Yesss Gerrinn there !

Rice on a plate for Kane !

I said Santo would get the sack before Christmas !

Their director of Football Jono Rudkinos looks a bit familiar

There was a moment vs Ipswich where he dropped a shoulder to show he was going one way, then dropped the other shoulder, then went the original way and the defenders balance had gone, he just fell over without any contact!

Re the finances, the stadium expansion was supposed to be a way of increasing revenue, helping the psr issue in future years. The idea that it’s not needed whilst we’re a championship club is short sighted, hopefully we’re a championship club for one season. Nor can you point to empty seats in our last PL season, this was untypical, a lost cause with Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber as our managers, 9 games without a goal and a complete communication breakdown from the club to the fans. Combined with a blend of homegrown keepable and sellable assets we’ll be on a much stronger footing than 2 years ago. You also need to arrive in the PL with momentum and keep it going, losing our manager and K D-H, then Farawu to injury, even though Cooper wasn’t fully utilising him, changing style and identity, any momentum was gone.

Gerrimback !!!

It went to Charidy folks

Oh and Gary Mills and Russell Osman on my bench which is now breaking rules unless we say we're back in European competition, now that would be fantasy!

Those squad picture calendars you'd get hanging in the chippy, with the fixtures on, it would be a bit redundant now with all the date changes. The printing of them was heavily sponsored (covered in ads), another thing that's changed!

Wallington Kaamark Walsh Elliott Kante Cambiasso Izzett. Mahrez. L.Cunningham Lineker Vardy Subs:- Ricardo Fofana Huth or Evans Lennon Macalister Tielemans Madison A.Smith Heskey Then there’s Morgan, Collymore, Mancini, Fuchs, MacDonald, Barnes, Peter Weir, Fatawu, Draper, Sergio Hellings 3 at the back in order to fit in my midfield choices, with the Kante twins shielding it’ll do!. Having Mahrez and Cunningham on the wing makes it a footballing Harlem Globe Trotters and whilst the Vardy / Lineker partnership may not be the best balance I find it hard to look past them and imagine that combined pace.

No, he’s a big improvement on Cannon. This guy has arrived with a functioning spine.

Looks like after Millwall have visited

I remember many years ago Danny Baker had an ongoing feature on his football radio show regarding sponsorship appeals. In those days players had individual kit items sponsored by fans and local businesses, the details would be in the match day programme. He would go through them looking for ones yet to be sponsored and make an appeal. “Plymouth Argyle reserve left back needs his socks sponsored, £25 quid folks”, and people would call in and commit to it. It’s a different scale I know but who’d have thought we as a club would be in the same position as a Scunthorpe Centre Half’s shorts, maybe Danny could make an appeal on our behalf . Probably get Forest fans creating an embarrassing pun name for us but worth a try. A few grand from little known Spanish investment bank Juan Kur will do….

All the best, take the opportunity, leave as a boy and come back as a man, a defining year.

Newport just announced

How will we ever cope without him

Typical of him, gets a slight injury then has to go and make a meal out of it.

Top “At least we got the deal sheet done in time” Rudkin “The deal sheet”? Top “Yes the deal sheet. You know the piece of paper I left next to the fax machine for you” Rudkin “Fax machine”? Top “Yes the cream coloured device over there next to the shredder” Rudkin “can you speak up, I can’t hear you over this shredder I’m just using?” Top “Oh ffs!”

Ok so he’s turned us down, no need to make a mountain out of a Brownhill

Top - “How much can we afford to pay”? Whelan - “Gimme a minute”

Medical shmedical, if he can do 10 press-up’s and a star jump GERRIMIN!!!