fazzyfox

They shouldn’t come out for 2nd half’s with boots on, if they’re going to be so deep flippers and a snorkel would be more appropriate.

If that happens we should all fall over in shock and then sit looking perplexed as a tribute

Look, the position we’re in I don’t care how dull it is if the record books say we’ve come away with the points, I really think that…. zzzzzzzzzz

He’s mastered crap football too!

I’ve tried to book a more enjoyable experience than the game but apparently dentists won’t perform root canal surgery unless you have a problem with the tooth

No leaders other than James, nothing from the manager in terms of adjustment, game management, innovation or giving the opposition something to think about, Giving Thomas the full 90 minutes and Ayew 75 or so just devalues the badge and shirt even further - and they’ll start next week too.

Silko making Kitching sink

How much longer until we see Monga? Bring on Daka or you deserve the Sack(a).

Post playing better than Thomas

Normal service resumed

Trust Kitching to be involved - always makes a meal out of it

If you hadn’t seen him before you’d think “oh s**t our number 9 has clearly done his hamstring hasn’t he”.

Lovely goal, fluent move, quick forward passes. Who are these dudes in pink?

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Ayew dribbling like Ronaldo. Sorry, Ronald, MacDonald.

My Dad nailed it with his explanation when ickle fazzyfox said “Daaaad, number 3’s rubbish!” by replying “he’s Norman Leet, he only plays when all the proper players are injured.” It looked as if Jock Wallace had gone to a hot dog seller “we’re a man short put this shirt on sonny yer playing!”

“And now your Leicester City side…of total b*****ds” Danny “I don’t want to play anymore boss” Ward Keown (over opinionated missing link between Neanderthal and human, more CB but I’ve put him at RB to p*** him off) Matt Mills (Big headed so and so had tickets on himself) Wayne Brown (Attitudus Problemus) Bell Chilbell (Self preservation) Lee Marshall (Awful but acted like he was decent) W*nks (Strange application of effort when the going gets tough, you’d think he’d be a leader but no. Goes AWOL, literally) Soumare (His idea of acceptable effort and focus is absolutely p*** taking) Wise (Crap at cards seemingly) Kermogant (This moment is all about me, look at this clever penalt….oooh) Steve Howard (personal one, he mistook me for someone else and had a big rant at me!) Wanted to include Bertrand but he’d probably say he’s injured. Vestergaard sub but in standard length tracky bottoms for a laugh. Wes Fofana though if he hadn’t gone we’d be in even bigger ffp s**t if that’s imaginable. Many others fall into “frustrate” category - Mendy (or “Forward Mendy, Forward man !” As I addressed him 60 times a game as he span like a broken toy and killed any momentum the move had by being unable to face the way we’re kicking), Peres and Amartey. The “availability” of Evans and attitude of Youri in the relegation season soured their legacies but they did enough positive things to be a million miles from being a Dennis Wise team mate! Tommy English wasn’t Melrose, Mark Grew wasn’t Wallington but nor did they say they were.

A far superior throroughfare than Monacos Boulevard De Saffrone !

What and replace this guy?

Apparently if you had a 2025/26 shirt printed with Faes on the back you can receive a refund so long as you take in your Doctors letter explaining your state of mind at the time of purchase.

Yeah, I’ve seen the film and photo’s of so called swanky Monaco, the Marina, Jardin Botanique, boutiques and restaurants but it’s not a patch on the Grand Union Canal, Mandela Park, Silver Arcade or The Prince Of Punjab, the man’s a fool.

Wearing tight nylon trousers and standing underneath the hot tv lighting it’s inevitable

Can see a dull 1-1 and win on pens

Ironically replaces our home league fixture with them that weekend

Yaaaawnnn