Plastik Man

C'mon, that's not 4 foot!

and him!

That looks more like Stewart Lee!

I saw a lad walking off with a scarf around an inflatable dinosaur 🦕 after the game

Probably there to check out the Turkish made free clappers?

He always reminds me of a Dick Emery character!

No harm in celebrating it early?!

The financial reality (second thoughts, he really should join Palace!):

I like the way you weave

Have you tried sugar with your lemon?

We only sing when it's windy!🎶🎵

"You've not seen me. Roight?"

Ditto for me too. And I live in Western Park. Though not on the park, obviously!

They struggle to mention anything with a mouthful of donuts

I've corrected that for you!

Perfect opportunity to rebrand the clappers as Kling klangers

We're more likely to get Adi Dassler's other brother, Bobby!

Ah, but did you used to play bass in Pixies?!

True, but he is willing, and I think will improve with more confidence and experience.

If it's in the cup then yes... 😬

Free Willy!

I was gonna mention his goldfish!🤣 He should just chill out and feed the goldfish!

He looked a bit heavy on his initial return, but I thought he looked like he'd lost a few pounds last week. But it could just've been my TV!

I also couldn't believe he didn't bring on Doyle for JJ on Saturday, it made so much sense. With Vestergaard absent and Nelson partnering Faes we didn't need JJs pace at the back. Also, with Vestergaard missing we needed better passing forward from the back 3. And of course JJ wasn't having a good game, making the switch seemed one of the more obvious decisions to make.