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I've banged this drum before, but if BEK is off, I think Zorgane at Charleroi is a good shout.

We'll need a superhero, that's for sure

Worth saying we also have the most promotions to the first division.

Anyone not taking the risk back-to-back relegations seriously need only look at Luton. The foundations of this team are absolutely shit and it wouldn't take much for us things to spiral.

Last minute winner from Bilal as Morocco beat Niger 2-1.

So, question now is - are we doing a Luton next season?

Danny Röhl or Urs Fischer

Would hate to be a fan of the club that he's right for

Dunno about overall but no way is their highest paid player as high as ours, especially now Toney left

Not to sound too soppy, but I'm happy for them. Quite like Everton fans and they're a much cooler club than their cross-city rivals.

Enzo le Fee scoring screamers for Sunderland, my word

Keep him until the end of the year. Bring in Danny Rohl for the champo

I think we get 1 more if it goes to ET

Reckon we're going for pens so I doubt Monga sees the pitch, wouldn't want to put the pressure on him

McAteer ffs

Woyo's legs are insanely ripped wtf

Rhymes with Banchester Tunited

Where's Evans? Coulibaly still not getting a game. Ndidi back is very good to see, though. Stolarczyk should have gotten this game

Respectfully, all the stuff with the monks and the gold is honestly a bit strange and I'd prefer if they didn't do it.

Hertha are absolutely 100% going to need to sell this summer as they have a big loan coming due this year. Fabian Reese and Ibrahim Maza should both be on our radar for this summer.

Just seen Eli Junior Kroupi went to Bournemouth - unsurprising considering the Bournemouth owner also owns part of Lorient. But again, shows the way that other clubs are utilising their connections much better than we do.

Yep no problem mate: 1. French Fullback 2. Right Back from Parma 3. €3m defender 4. W. Coulibaly 5. Woyo C.

Harsh mate, they've also enquired about god knows how many players, and observed even more than that.

Watching a window like this unfold must be a bit of a slap in the face to all the people who will almost certainly lose their jobs when we get relegated for the second time in three years