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Real shame for Hirst, he must be gutted.

Brilliant defensive work there by Fatawu

I'll bet you some Mrs Kirkham's cheese and a severe bout of food poisoning that... No fvck it I agree with you. DM your address though and I'll get that cheese to you asap.

I must have Stockholm syndrome because that's two of your posts I've found amusing today.

Thought the same. But how's he performed this season? I haven't seen much of SU generally.

Better still use an in cook temperature probe. I use a Meater but there are cheaper ones out there, guaranteed perfect results every time and you can set and forget.

Fvck carrots. Patriarchal or plebian. They will be nowhere near my Christmas dinner plate. And add to that the cloying sweetness of the Parsnip.

Maresca strikes me as the sort of manager who simply won't tolerate anyone who takes their foot of the gas, should we get into that position. I would expect, nay demand, a birching at the very least for complacent squad members.

Santa brought you a keg. If you're not careful the new year may bring you a divorce

The magic of Christmas in one post.

Had you and your wife gone in heavy on red wine and fibre rich food prior to said blockage?

My wife says much the same. Things taste better when I cook them, so I do almost all of the cooking. Always sound like BS, a good reason for her not too cook: then she cooks something and I realise she's right, she's sh1t 😂. So glad she's not on FT. Also the amount of banging and cursing that comes out of the kitchen for the most basic dish when she's cooking is more stressful than just doing it myself. Can't be doing with that sh1t over Christmas. Thanks for the link I'm going to check out some of his food. I much prefer YouTube recipes because they're so much easier to follow correctly.

Aye and he's not bad at scoring goals either.

@Milo So it begins...

Oh please God no, don't open up the egg/fridge debate again.

Inflation even hitting Sky pundits. Sad to see Redknapp having to buy ill fitting M&S cardigans from his local charity shop.

One more win towards winning a major trophy.

You do realise all this control and endless winning makes for a very dull match thread though don't you? But seriously, I think most were extremely relaxed as soon as they heard Rotherham were parking the bus. That is not the way to approach playing us as 99 times out of a 100 we will overwhelm teams eventually, whilst the opposition offers next to no serious threat. I guess Rotherham did it because they just don't have the players to press but they were absolutely doomed to failure playing that way. Now we've found some solutions, as old Maresca likes to say, to teams pressing us I do think we are going to continue to absolutely dominate the league, as we should with the resources at our disposal. And the quality of manager we now seem to have. I for one feel extremely optimistic about the future.

Wonder if this changes the shape of January business or whether Daka will still be off?

Or sat on the toilet. I don't want to reinforce gender stereotypes, not on this thread of all places.

Hopefully whilst stood at the toilet and not watching footy on your sofa?

How much sherry is left in your second bottle?

You didn't seriously take that list seriously did you? I thought it was rather witty

I'm not convinced Euros is quite as prestigious as World Cup. Can we have a category between Ultimate and Supreme for it. Maybe 'Most Supreme'?

You've never waited this long in your life 😂